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    Clothing Optional?

    Are you one to enjoy and partake in the lifestyle?

    Me, not so much. As a man, I fear a few things may happen in the presence of what I would hope to be attractive ladies sans beachwear.

    Let's hear from the OPEN RELATIONS crew.
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    nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Are you one to enjoy and partake in the lifestyle?

    Me, not so much. As a man, I fear a few things may happen in the presence of what I would hope to be attractive ladies sans beachwear.

    Let's hear from the OPEN RELATIONS crew.
    I've been to a couple of these places, never partook in the activity though, and actually worked at one for a few summers. I can tell you, if it takes an attractive women to make things happen, you would be pretty safe IME.
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    I get why people are into it. I dated a girl who was a stripper because she liked to get naked. Me, not so much. I'm waaaaay too self-concious about my body to be nakers in front of folks. I hate going to the beach because you're basically in underpants.

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    Mmmmmm, strippers.

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    Do you mean like nude hot springs or beaches??

    Lots of natural hot springs here in the NW, and I fear none of them. Believe me, it's almost impossible to sport wood when you're at one of these places (unless you're a pervert, I guess).

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Do you mean like nude hot springs or beaches??

    Lots of natural hot springs here in the NW, and I fear none of them. Believe me, it's almost impossible to sport wood when you're at one of these places (unless you're a pervert, I guess).
    Depends on how old you are. When I started working at the one place I was 15. Well, puberty in full swing, all it took was a slight breeze much less naked women no matter what they looked like. I went back and worked a summer for extra cash in my early 20's and heck, I barely ever looked and never took a second glance much less experience any issues.
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    I go commando, does that count?


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    I'm posting this in the nude.
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    all i have to do is think of that episode of 'an idiot abroad' when ricky sends karl pilkington to rio...and has him hang with transvestites, who take him to get waxed and go to a nude beach.

    nah, ill pass. but that show was funny as all hell.

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    I think public nudity is a cultural thing. And by cultural thing, I mean white people.

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    Spandex is bad enough on my ugly ass.
    Please donate to IMBA or your local IMBA chapter. It's trail karma.

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    i look like the michelin man naked. not because i'm fat or anything, its just that my stomach has creases, like roll creases, and i'm blinding white, and i hate shaving my legs, so i usually let that go by the wayside for a while (natural blonde, so i guess no big deal). And i have a little willy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    And i have a little willy.
    wut wut wut?

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    ^ would you feel any better if i said it was huge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    ^ would you feel any better if i said it was huge?
    I always go with "huge" as a description..... thank god I'm not pinocchio!

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    My last nudey day -

    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    i kinda got busted today in the lot after my ride. was wanting to get out of my soaking wet riding clothes (story unto itself), and dropped trou to free the boys and let em dry in the breeze... when a sneaky walker popped out of the woods, and caught a glimpse of my blindingly white, hairy-as-a-yeti ass. didnt quite provide a full frontal, saw her there and managed to swoop to the other side of the truck while she ran screaming into the woods.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    ahahah wish i could +rep for that... gotta share some love first tho
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Hutch, I envy you. When hot cougars see me I get beat with purses.

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    Brewtality: just FYI, gorillas have the highest mass to genitalia discrepancy in the animal kingdom. Large body, small dingaling.

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    Hutch, you shoulda told her "i'll help you....if you help me shake first"

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Brewtality: just FYI, gorillas have the highest mass to genitalia discrepancy in the animal kingdom. Large body, small dingaling.
    You're not telling me anything I don't already know
    I'm hung like a freakin gnat!!
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I'm hung like David Carradine.








    Too soon?

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    Size isn't really everything is it? Does what you can do with what you've got make up for anything?

    Trying to help out the 'lil guys out there
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I'm hung like David Carradine.








    Too soon?
    LOL nope, timing is perfect.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Size isn't really everything is it? Does what you can do with what you've got make up for anything?
    It makes me feel good. Who cares about her? Thats her problem
    Besides, I have two daughters, so I know it works.

    It ain't the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean. Might be true, but I know you can't get across the ocean in a row boat.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I'm hung like David Carradine.








    Too soon?
    It's not the size of one's wand.... it's the magic in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Hutch, I envy you. When hot cougars see me I get beat with purses.
    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    ahahah wish i could +rep for that... gotta share some love first tho
    She was married but the feeling was mutual. After I showed her the trails she said she would buy me some brews. She's going to the race tomorrow so....
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    I'm hung,






    Like a stack of nickels,







    Or a light switch.

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    There's probably a Freudian explanation as to why so many off the threads in this section end up being conversations about our johnsons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Hutch, I envy you. When hot cougars see me I get beat with purses.
    You can't give it a twirl and say "hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" That only works in the movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I'm hung,






    Like a stack of nickels,







    Or a light switch.

    Or a Tick Tack.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Or a Tick Tack.
    That's pretty tacky...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB View Post
    ^ would you feel any better if i said it was huge?
    In your case Nicole, I'm not comfortable with you referring to what you got down there as a"willy."

    Just the thought of you with one of those causes a degree of 'shrinkage' in my willy-areas.

    I've seen those weird pics of she-males before, and they can be quite disturbing.

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