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    What is your favorite bumper sticker quote?

    Here are some examples:

    1. You will always be my rainbow that appears after the rain. I know you won't stay long, but please don't fade too soon

    2. If what makes you happy can't be wrong, what is wrong can't make you happy. If you say you are happy, although it is wrong, you have to be wrong somewhere. Either it isn't really wrong or it doesn't really make you happy.

    3. Life is a series of rooms and who we get stuck in it adds up to who we are.

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    Didn't we sort of do this already?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Didn't we sort of do this already?!?
    Yes we did but if you think about it, lots of topics have been periodically repeated with new threads. It's just human nature and proof that we have limited use of our brains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes we did but if you think about it, lots of topics have been periodically repeated with new threads. It's just human nature and proof that we have limited use of our brains.
    Sadly, my brain does not allow the avenue of pleasure that is rational thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Didn't we sort of do this already?!?
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    One of my favorites is a plain white background and black lettering.
    And all it says is ....

    "Bumper Sticker"
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I might consider an "I hate bumper stickers" bumper sticker.

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    Re: Bumper Stickers

    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    One of my favorites is a plain white background and black lettering.
    And all it says is ....

    "Bumper Sticker"
    I saw a car that had " bumper sticker" painted on the bumper.

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    Not a favorite, but.........

    This knuckle head worked at a Subway next to a gun shop that I frequent (and many Police Officers also).
    Come to think of it, I have not seen the car, or him lately. Hmm, I wonder what ever happened to the the young lad?

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    As a counterpoint to the "I Brake for Animals" bumper sticker, I had one that said:

    "Warning! I speed up to run down little animals"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    As a counterpoint to the "I Brake for Animals" bumper sticker, I had one that said:

    "Warning! I speed up to run down little animals"
    Nice! You don't like animals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitecoyote View Post
    Not a favorite, but.........

    This knuckle head worked at a Subway next to a gun shop that I frequent (and many Police Officers also).
    Come to think of it, I have not seen the car, or him lately. Hmm, I wonder what ever happened to the the young lad?
    One doesn't need to assume he's a knucklehead by his bumper sticker. Just the hat alone would tell me that.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    How about a magnetic tail gate sticker? I would put this on my truck every now and then just for fun.

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    By far my favorite.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Way back in the day my friends at a surf/skate shop would slap T&C stickers on cars out in the parking lot. You might unknowingly leave there with a Thrilla Gorilla sticker on your bumper



    A dozen or so years later my old boss leaves work with a 'Naughty Hottie' sticker (can't find a pic) on his bumper. He told us the next day that his wife grilled him about it, lol!
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    I Support Police Pay Raises

    No kidding, I had one of these in my late teens/early 20's. Never got pulled over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    I Support Police Pay Raises
    Thanks, I was looking for something to put on a custom license frame.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    No kidding, I had one of these in my late teens/early 20's. Never got pulled over.
    I had a "Ban Low Performance Drivers not High Performance Cars" sticker on my high school car (70 road runner). The responding officer really got a kick out of it when I lost control and totaled the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes we did but if you think about it, lots of topics have been periodically repeated with new threads. It's just human nature and proof that we have limited use of our brains.
    Said the Star Trek fan..

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Didn't we sort of do this already?!?
    9-26-14 ^^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes we did but if you think about it, lots of topics have been periodically repeated with new threads. It's just human nature and proof that we have limited use of our brains.
    9-26-14 ^^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    Said the Star Trek fan..
    3-22-16 ^^^

    When quoting a post from a page or two back please quote the post above it or any corresponding post to it. That way we small brained people don't have to backtrack the thread to understand the post that was quoted from two years ago. Just saying.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Is that a bumper patch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Thanks, I was looking for something to put on a custom license frame.



    I had a "Ban Low Performance Drivers not High Performance Cars" sticker on my high school car (70 road runner). The responding officer really got a kick out of it when I lost control and totaled the car.
    And here I thought I was the only teen who totaled a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Is that a bumper patch?
    Good catch! As you know all bumper stickers get turned into a patch or vice versa. It's just a matter of time.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I had this on my old car for years.... just to piss off the crowd that could not handle it! (True, real, open-hearted and open-minded Christians saw no problem with it)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    I had this on my old car for years.... just to piss off the crowd that could not handle it! (True, real, open-hearted and open-minded Christians saw no problem with it)...

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    Lol, I've seen that one (or similar) before, and I agree with your sentiments.

    How about this one

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