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    Boogers

    What do you do with 'em after you pick 'em?

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    out the car window of course. And hopefully they come off at the first flick...or else you're doing the flicking finger dance, and every other driver totally knows what you're doing....cuz they do it too.

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    eat umm duh
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    or flick on my wife!!
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    i had deviated septum surgery, so now my nostrils feel totally different. like picking a new nose. and there is one spot where there is a ridge of scar tissue, and boogers build up there. its so fun removing them off the "shelf".

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    sounds like a good time!!
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    Oh don't get me wrong ill do a snot rocket if the need arrises


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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    out the car window of course. And hopefully they come off at the first flick...or else you're doing the flicking finger dance, and every other driver totally knows what you're doing....cuz they do it too.
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    If I am mid ride, and get "ridin boogers" they typically end up on my glove, then I place them on my front tire for extra grip.

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    I rarely pick. I generally do "Aggie Blows" in the shower or outside when I feel some blockage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i had deviated septum surgery, so now my nostrils feel totally different. like picking a new nose. and there is one spot where there is a ridge of scar tissue, and boogers build up there. its so fun removing them off the "shelf".
    Your first reply was funny but this one is a bit graphic. I actually got a visual out of this!
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    I have my septum pierced and stretched; crusty boogers sometimes build up on my jewelry so I just pull it out and suck 'em off. Then, I get to pick all the long gross ones that are growing above the hole in my nose. If they're stubborn I close off a nostril and snot rocket them *****es out.
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    my cat eats them.

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    I have no boogers since I started using neti pot in the morning. Just wash them out.

    Good feeling in the morning to wash out all the boogers then pass stool and cleanse perineum on a bidet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    my cat eats them.
    one of my ex girlfriend's cats used to to eat love earwax...

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    They go on the sleeve of the shirt I'm wearing. Or in a tissue if the wife is looking.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    i have a big problem with bodily fluids. i cannot handle saliva or snots. i just picture the bacteria load contained in it. I have a hard time looking at chewed gum even.

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    I roll em
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    Drink Beer

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    Throw em' at kids.
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i have a big problem with bodily fluids. i cannot handle saliva or snots. i just picture the bacteria load contained in it. I have a hard time looking at chewed gum even.
    You do not drink yogurt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    one of my ex girlfriend's cats used to to eat love earwax...
    cats are wierd

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    cats are wierd
    Cats are fine. On the other hand, people who feed them weird stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Cats are fine. On the other hand, people who feed them weird stuff...
    who am i to deprive my cat of what he likes?

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    Haha awesome thread.

    Roll em, flick em, stick them between couch cushions, bottom of socks or shoes....haha gotta be creative!

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    Plant 'em

    They grow into magical beanstalks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    my cat eats them.
    Yet another reason why I'm a dog person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    out the car window of course. And hopefully they come off at the first flick...or else you're doing the flicking finger dance, and every other driver totally knows what you're doing....cuz they do it too.
    If they don't come off at first flick you're not rolling them long enough.

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    How far should you be able to flick them ?
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    Put them in the water bottle. Extra carbs for the ride!

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    When i was a kid i used to think how it would be like if i got a lot, i mean A LOT of them toguether from over time and build a massively big booger ball. Donīt know wtf iīd do with it but i remember thinking about it, I think i even started "saving" them under my pillow.

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    gotta go with flick 'em. backs of classmates heads in elementary school is where to hone skills before you moved on to the art and finesse of fart control.

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