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    The Bike Model Thread...Finch Platte Style

    What's your bike in the "Finch Platte" naming convention?

    I have a Cransition Tovert.
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    Hchwinn Somegrown

    The second part works, first part notsomuch.
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    What if there's a brand name and two words in the model name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    What if there's a brand name and two words in the model name?

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    My eyes just crossed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    What if there's a brand name and two words in the model name?

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    I'll leave it up the the individual repliers to mix it up as they see fit.

    When in doubt, Emerson, Lake and Palmer is always a safe bet to post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    My eyes just crossed.
    Did you dot your T's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I'll leave it up the the individual repliers to mix it up as they see fit.

    When in doubt, Emerson, Lake and Palmer is always a safe bet to post.
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    One time, I had a Medline Ronocog...
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    Chuck's ridin' a Nazi bike!
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    My first bike was a Specialized Stumpjumper.
    Just like in this thread, it was no fun.
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    Hey, can we can do this with bike parts, too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Chuck's ridin' a Nazi bike!
    Isn't it too soon for Godwin's Law?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Isn't it too soon for Godwin's Law?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Riner NIP 9.

    I take that to mean Carl Riner's got nine nipples. Too awful to contemplate!

    (Yeah, I know that's not how you spell his name. Mow blee.)
    Nine's not bad.

    Eleven would be gross, tho.
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    I have a Dramis Jagon

    I think the Dramis Jagoff is more popular, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    Did you post these transposed, or regular?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Did you post these transposed, or regular?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Did you post these transposed, or regular?
    Some are transposed, some are regular, can you tell which are which?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    And I also have a
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    This post was a screw up on my part. I misinterpreted Nets description of thread topic. It was preposterous post on my part so I edited it with white out.
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    Wet Nurker's instructions seemed simple enough, then...

    "I don't know what the hell happened." Mike Damone, Ridgemont High, 1981
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Pace falm
    He meant Ecaf Mlap, ditint e , DJ?
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    Stunnar Greet Dog is… well, stunned.
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    I just got back from a ride on my 92'er, what'd I miss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Stunnar Greet Dog is… well, stunned.
    I saw one of those at a LBS a week or so ago, don't remember if it was a Greet Dog or something else.

    The owner had a dog that greeted me, I do know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I saw one of those at a LBS a week or so ago, don't remember if it was a Greet Dog or something else.

    The owner had a dog that greeted me, I do know that.
    Like so?

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    No Finche, he just wanted teh pets.
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    Maybe looking for a flinch pat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Like so?

    Stunner Greet Dog is a bike fit expert; here he's checking what this cyclist needs for top tube clearance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Some are transposed, some are regular, can you tell which are which?
    Still wurkin it....think I'm getting close to figuring it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    You should be banned for that..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    These sound like Marvel Comics characters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    You should be banned for that..........
    That's just ludicrous, absurd, preposterous, ridiculous and outlandish.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That's just ludicrous, absurd, preposterous, ridiculous and outlandish.
    I know where you've been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    These sound like Marvel Comics characters.
    Makes you wonder what Nobby Nic's special power would be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    D iisagree, and that's my prerogative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    That's just ludicrous, absurd, preposterous, ridiculous and outlandish.
    Jackie Childs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    D iisagree, and that's my prerogative.
    With what, the part where I said you're a smart person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I disagree, and that's my prerogative.
    Hey, thread break, let's all dance to the keytar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    With what, the part where I said you're a smart person?
    Yup, DJ is a pretty fart smeller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Yup, DJ is a pretty fart smeller.
    That is just preposterous talk.
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    He called you "pretty", DJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    He called you "pretty", DJ.
    I shall not fight such remarks.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Makes you wonder what Nobby Nic's special power would be.
    Polishing bed knobs with lightning speed, of course. And the occasional broomstick...

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    I just picked up a bike off Craigslist a few days ago for fitty bucks. No, it's not hot.

    A Marin Vear Balley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I just picked up a bike off Craigslist a few days ago for fitty bucks. No, it's not hot.

    A Marin Vear Balley.
    If it's anything like your avatar, it's hot.
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