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    Anyone gotten Haiku poems in rep yet?

    If not, maybe someone should start writing them!

    I haven't gotten a single haiku rep yet.

    Can anyone post a bike haiku generator?
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

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    Yeah just wanted to inform the individual that reped me that its not true haiku.

    Haiku is supposed to be just weird nonsensial **** nobody can ever make sense of.

    Like :

    wind is blowing
    tubeless farting
    dog shits on saddle

    The less sense it makes the more haiku.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    Specialized sucks ass.

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    Yes, that's fonetic
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    Uh no, that's not what Haiku is.
    "The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru).[1] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas[2] and a kireji ("cutting word") between them, a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colours the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related."

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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    Haiku is supposed to be just weird nonsensial **** nobody can ever make sense of.
    That's not true, really. Most "real" haiku makes some sort of sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    Yeah just wanted to inform the individual that reped me that its not true haiku.

    Haiku is supposed to be just weird nonsensial **** nobody can ever make sense of.

    Like :

    wind is blowing
    tubeless farting
    dog shits on saddle

    The less sense it makes the more haiku.


    Sounds like your describing some of the posts made here.

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    Most haiku's make sense. Even the hipster haiku's that try to be ironic.

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    You want a haiku
    to be done by computer
    since you're too lazy

    I asked go past
    you should have stayed on your bike
    that ravine is deep
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    This is haiku

    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    You want a haiku
    to be done by computer
    since you're too lazy

    I asked go past
    you should have stayed on your bike
    that ravine is deep
    This is not
    Quote Originally Posted by car bone
    wind is blowing
    tubeless farting
    dog shits on saddle
    *** --- *** --- ***

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    Shayne. You are now head of the haiku rep division.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbicycles View Post
    Specialized sucks ass.

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    for the neighbor ...

    She died in your house
    the 'hood is tired of your sh!t
    no pity from me
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    If not, maybe someone should start writing them!

    I haven't gotten a single haiku rep yet.

    Can anyone post a bike haiku generator?
    sort of. my signature is a rep comment I received.
    Stupid, but sometimes witty. Occasionally brilliant. Slow and fat though.

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