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    Amazon Lolz

    i've seen some good reviews on amazon, but this really got me lolling

    Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

    Also a good read, the reviews on various wolf shirts.

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    oh the wolf shirts!

    "these shirts are great for pulling husky native American chicks with diabetes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i've seen some good reviews on amazon, but this really got me lolling

    Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

    Also a good read, the reviews on various wolf shirts.
    3 wolf moon reviews are pure awesome. what kills me is that before I was aware of those, someone in my family who would have had no idea, either gave me one of those shirts. I gave the shirt away (probably goodwill or something) because it's not typically something I'd wear. but with the 3 wolf moon reviews being so epic, I'd totally wear it now.

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    I can barely get my mouth around it.

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    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    Nicole, was gonna rep you, but I haven't spread enough around lately.
    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
    Thanks for posting that.
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    Arse Barnacles?


    No, I really don't think I want an explaination.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    The Wolf T reviewers have a slightly more pitiable life than I do.

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    I think he means it cauterized his hemorrhoids

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I think he means it cauterized his hemorrhoids
    [CHOKING ON BILE]No, seriously, I did not need that[/CHOKING ON BILE]
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by NateHawk View Post
    I think he means it cauterized his hemorrhoids
    i was going to eat some capt'n crunch but now i think... no.

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    I think cauterized hemorrhoids are better than razor blade cereal.

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    I can barely get my mouth around it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I think cauterized hemorrhoids are better than razor blade cereal.
    so you would prefer a bowl of hemorrhoids and milk?

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    Sure, as long as you wash the poop off first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i've seen some good reviews on amazon, but this really got me lolling
    You have no idea.


    Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i've seen some good reviews on amazon, but this really got me lolling

    Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

    Also a good read, the reviews on various wolf shirts.
    WTF! Hilarious! I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Totally insane.

    Nicole, where do you come across this shyte!

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    Quote Originally Posted by javelina1 View Post
    Nicole, where do you come across this shyte!
    I presume while shopping for a hair removal creme, right?

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    No Hair There is what it should be called, works on bikini and G string lines?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    I presume while shopping for a hair removal creme, right?
    Ha! nice.

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    lol friend sent to me but i know the crowd and know what they like

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    lol friend sent to me but i know the crowd and know what they like
    Yes, obviously you have a captive audience here too. Hilarious post!

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    im half tempted to order some...just to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    im half tempted to order some...just to see.
    Mixing up embrocation cream with your chamois lube may approximate the sensation.

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    i'm no fan of hair removal creams. first of all, they dont "last" any longer than shaving really, and the way i see it is, Hair and skin are nearly the same material. if it can dissolve thick pubes....what is it doing to your skin?

    i think we've found out

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    I don't know what you find so funny about it. Product reviews are supposed to provide potential customers with some useful info, rather than making fools of those who didn't bother to read and follow instructions.
    I myself used the gel on the South of my back on advice from my marriage counsellor (she wanted a smoother feel down there, but said, otherwise I'd satisfied her fully). I did everything according to the manual, and there were no negative side effects worth mentioning, may be a light burning sensation and small amount of smoke, that proved barely enough to activate fire alarm at the nearby shopping mall. The result exceeded my expectations in good way.
    But I have a word of caution for future users - and there may be quite a few among fellow bikers. If my memory still serves me, launch of this product coincided with mysterious disappearance of Saddam's chemical arsenal - so it is pretty new. Not all effects of the gel could be listed in the manual. I carried out the whole procedure in the most convenient and safe environment - in privacy of my toilet. After 6 min. I was surprised to find out, that the plastic lid of the seat got dissolved. Partly it dripped away into the sewage - without clogging it, I stress. The rest merged inseparably with what once used to be furry skin of my rear. Now it is snow white, smooth, firm and makes great sounds when knocked on. It is extremely convenient on many occasions of day to day life. My marriage is safe, marriage counsellor happy, and those who think they can kick my ass with their bare foot are in for an unpleasant surprise.

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    I got already a job offer as a replacement drummer in the town orchestra. Should I say more?

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    ^.....and did you find that your farts got louder?

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