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    Ahhh! So Precious!

    I just saw this advertised. Can you guess what it is?


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    Believe it or not, this is a little sweat cover to protect your precious roadie investment!!! Ahhhhh!
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Sure, cause we all know how badly Carbon Fiber gets rusty when you riding on your rollers.

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    I remember those being around since the 80s. I made one out of an old hand towel and binder clips when I had a stationary trainer. Wonder if I violated a patent.

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    I got one of those for the GF for when she rides her 853 frame bike on the trainer I also got her. It just made sense to keep her copious perspiration off that fine steel.

    Of course, so far, it has not been necessary..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forster View Post
    Sure, cause we all know how badly Carbon Fiber gets rusty when you riding on your rollers.

    No kidding! I hate it when I have to replace my rusty carbon.....

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    I thought this was going to be some crazy pee-bag so you didn't have to stop riding....

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    Wait you mean it isn't a peebag, so I still can get patent on that
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Wonder if I violated a patent.
    I did that this morning. Yes, I cleaned it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I did that this morning. Yes, I cleaned it up.
    "Patent," not "patient."

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    "Patent," not "patient."
    Oops. Thanks for cleaning, err, clearing that up!
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    It looks a lot like a rubbing post to me. A place to leave your scent for other cats and dogs to sniff.

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    ^Taint-Activated Critter eXciter

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Wait you mean it isn't a peebag, so I still can get patent on that
    That'd be great for Strava! Camelbak for liquid in, peebag for liquid out.
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    Reminds me of some old sayings

    "Don't let your erector set".
    "Don't let your meat loaf".
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    "Don't let your carbon fiber rust".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    That'd be great for Strava! Camelbak for liquid in, peebag for liquid out.
    You mean you don't just let it fly when your out riding alone? I see no reason to stop riding when I have to go (if I'm alone).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You mean you don't just let it fly when your out riding alone? I see no reason to stop riding when I have to go (if I'm alone).
    I did try the little access flap once, but it wasn't a good idea while going fast downhill and having to keep both hands on the bars...what a mess!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    I did try the little access flap once, but it wasn't a good idea while going fast downhill and having to keep both hands on the bars...what a mess!
    You don't need hand assistance. Just let it go as if you were an infant in a diaper. It will dry even faster if you are bolting downhill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You don't need hand assistance. Just let it go as if you were an infant in a diaper. It will dry even faster if you are bolting downhill.
    Like a triathlete? Gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Like a triathlete? Gross!
    I don't understand humans??? We are born naked yet being naked after that is BAD. We are born peeing and pooping ourselves yet doing it after that is BAD.

    What's next???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I don't understand humans??? We are born naked yet being naked after that is BAD. We are born peeing and pooping ourselves yet doing it after that is BAD.

    What's next???
    I still spit up and drool quite a bit
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    ^ What's next? Senility. Then you're too far gone to know it.

    Birth, school, work, death. Best to pack your free time with all that brings you joy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I just saw this advertised. Can you guess what it is?


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    Believe it or not, this is a little sweat cover to protect your precious roadie investment!!! Ahhhhh!
    Well you never know, when someone will want to teabag your toptube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    ^ What's next? Senility. Then you're too far gone to know it.

    Birth, school, work, death. Best to pack your free time with all that brings you joy.
    Ezzzactly. Live life to the fullest. Always. Because one moment you are here, the next you are gone. You want those who knew you to think of you as a person who lived life to the fullest. That's makes you "famous" in a way. Those who knew this about you are either envious or they can relate...

    For example:

    Friend one: Oh, man. I am so sad that Flyin_W is gone. He will be missed.
    Friend two: Yeah, I am totally bummed. He was a great guy, always out there keeping the wheels turning.
    Friend one: Yes, he certainly was. You remember that time the three of us were out camping in the woods?
    Friend two: Yes, yes I do how could I ever forget. I remember that it started pouring rain and we left our food outside.
    Friend one: YES! And Flyin_W ran out there in his underwear to rescue our food. He got SOAKED, lol.
    Friend two: LOL!!! He was pissed off.
    Friend one: Yep, but he was the brave one who put his self out there for his buds.
    Friend two: Yes he was. He will be missed...

    The moral of the story is: Do not be afraid to poop and pee yourself when you have to. That's just part of living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Well you never know, when someone will want to teabag your toptube
    My friend uses that term way too much. It's gross.

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    The only teabag around here...
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    Ahhh! So Precious!

    I'll feed the trolls. This thing is excessive, but when you do lots of trainer work you do tend to make a mess and I actually have sweated enough to cause a Chris King top cap to fuse to a carbon ENVE steerer tube. If you're doing it right and kicking your ass proper you'd be amazed at how much mess you make. During the colder months I even scrape salt sickles from below my top tube.

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    Ahhh! So Precious!

    Quote Originally Posted by ezweave View Post
    I'll feed the trolls. This thing is excessive, but when you do lots of trainer work you do tend to make a mess and I actually have sweated enough to cause a Chris King top cap to fuse to a carbon ENVE steerer tube. If you're doing it right and kicking your ass proper you'd be amazed at how much mess you make. During the colder months I even scrape salt sickles from below my top tube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by icecreamjay View Post
    And this is why I ride a Fatbike.


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    Re: Ahhh! So Precious!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You mean you don't just let it fly when your out riding alone? I see no reason to stop riding when I have to go (if I'm alone).
    Aren't you afraid of it getting caught in the spokes?


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