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    5g protection

    Thinking about getting this:

    https://5gbioshield.com/

    Maybe get an ebike so I can have advanced protection while I ride my bike. I assume ebikes have a USB port I can plug this in to gain the advanced protection.

    I am tired of the coronavirus getting me all the time and I think that the protection of this device might be warranted. Luckily i am fairly wealthy so I will get a 3 pack putting one in each car and then having one in the house. I like to think that this protection:



    is what I need. Finally I will stop feeling so bad about things, and having continual cases of the COVID.

    YOu should all get one.
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    I bought one. It came with a roll of tin foil
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    The science checks out. Just ordered 5.

    "The 5GBioShield USB Key with the nano-layer is a quantum holographic catalyzer technology for the balance and harmonisation of the harmful effects of imbalanced electric radiation"

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    The science checks out. Just ordered 5.

    "The 5GBioShield USB Key with the nano-layer is a quantum holographic catalyzer technology for the balance and harmonisation of the harmful effects of imbalanced electric radiation"
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Serious as coppola filmed the moon landing over in Burbank. It's true, google it.
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    lol. What threw me off was no reference to Bill Gates and nanodevice tracking devices injected with vaccines obtained in the basement of a pedophile ring disguised as a pizza parlor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    lol. What threw me off was no reference to Bill Gates and nanodevice tracking devices injected with vaccines obtained in the basement of a pedophile ring disguised as a pizza parlor.
    Damn it I knew I missed something in there.

    The earth is flat, that is the problem with 5g. The larger wavelength means it vibrates your core cellular processes and fluoride in the water reacts with the 5G radiation as it bounces off the flat surface of the earth and reflects off the sky enhancing its effect. The illuminati could cure it but unfortunately they are busy working on suppressing 9/11 being an inside job.
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    You've had COVID several times? Dayum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radium View Post
    You've had COVID several times? Dayum.
    See it is not a virus but cause by Bill Gates and the 5G signals causing renoberation in your body. If you are healthy, like me, you can get it multiple times and give it a roundhouse kick to the head each time. If you are a sissy old person you die, every time. Some people, die and even get it after they are dead. I am rigging a solar panel on my back and plugging in my 5G defense system to protect me all the time. Though when it rains I have to stay inside so I get my protection from my house. I built a faraday cage around my house it is just booting
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    Quote Originally Posted by richardjohnson View Post
    See it is not a virus but cause by Bill Gates and the 5G signals causing renoberation in your body. If you are healthy, like me, you can get it multiple times and give it a roundhouse kick to the head each time. If you are a sissy old person you die, every time. Some people, die and even get it after they are dead. I am rigging a solar panel on my back and plugging in my 5G defense system to protect me all the time. Though when it rains I have to stay inside so I get my protection from my house. I built a faraday cage around my house it is just booting
    LOL OK, that stuff's good. I've been out of the loop with just the awful everyday reality of human suffering I encounter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richardjohnson View Post
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    You just say "bingo"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 127.0.0.1 View Post
    You just say "bingo"
    that's just what they want you to think.
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    I bet it works even better when submerged in Dihydrogen Monoxide
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to ruin a man's character, give him 5G power.”

    ― Abraham Lincoln
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    I bet they sell well in sedona
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I bet it works even better when submerged in Dihydrogen Monoxide
    This stuff kills. I always check ingredient lists to make sure it doesn't have this. I would never touch anything that had this listed. This and fluoride. Watch out.

    and Sodium chloride. I think they use that stuff to kill people under the death penalty. Watch out. To quote Gwyneth "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by richardjohnson View Post
    This stuff kills. I always check ingredient lists to make sure it doesn't have this. I would never touch anything that had this listed. This and fluoride. Watch out.


    Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I bet it works even better when submerged in Dihydrogen Monoxide
    Ha. That never gets old.
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    have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
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    Gay martians...I swear to God...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 127.0.0.1 View Post
    have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
    Well, I can't say I have, Jack.
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 127.0.0.1 View Post
    have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
    I drank tap water when I was visiting Russia. It gave me the trotskys.
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    Dude! That's how Scott Bakula got stuck taking a quantum dump. Careful playing with that stuff, man. You're liable to end up correcting a lifetime of historical mistakes forever.

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    BRB there is a black van out front of my house and two dudes in black suits at my door...

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    What ever you do, get in their van and go for a ride.

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    is it a van full of cheese sandwiches ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    What ever you do, get in their van and go for a ride.
    Not so quick! Stranger danger! How do you know you can trust them? Make them show you the candy before you get in the van.
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    They had candy but it was sugar-free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richardjohnson View Post
    They had candy but it was sugar-free.
    Bastards
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    This thread delivers. Thanks for the laughs. Stay safe out there, don't burn down any cell towers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Not so quick! Stranger danger! How do you know you can trust them? Make them show you the candy before you get in the van.
    Ice Cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    This thread delivers. Thanks for the laughs. Stay safe out there, don't burn down any cell towers.
    Sneaky bastards! Hiding them in protected cacti
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    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    GOD bless AMERICA I love this thread,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
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    I lined my bike helmet with tin foil.
    I feel so much safer now while riding.

    I also lined my bike shorts. Gotta protect the important parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
    I lined my bike helmet with tin foil.
    I feel so much safer now while riding.

    I also lined my bike shorts. Gotta protect the important parts.
    That way you can fashion a bowl no matter what, smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    That way you can fashion a bowl no matter what, smart.

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    I just keep an apple in my cargo pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    I just keep an apple in my cargo pocket.
    Front or back

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Front or back
    They're on the side of your shorts...like up on your thigh. Ain't you ever worn cargo shorts or made a pipe out of an apple?
    dang

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    Wear cargo shorts every day yet never made a pipe from an apple. Thought you might have a secret pocket to keep the CIA at bay. They could be behind you at any time. Don't look. They are right there. Not there, but over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Wear cargo shorts every day yet never made a pipe from an apple. Thought you might have a secret pocket to keep the CIA at bay. They could be behind you at any time. Don't look. They are right there. Not there, but over there

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    Wow I've done this on a couple of occasions in the past when I found myself in the presence of weed and absence of a pinch hitter. You poke a hole in the top of the apple (remove stem first) about halfway down, then poke a hole through the side of the apple at least halfway through at about the center, all the way through if you want a choke. I guess I used to be a pot head
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    I'll have to ask my dad how he does it

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I'll have to ask my dad how he does it
    Post #39?

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    Damn, I thought this thread was about protection during bike into tree crashes that result in 5G stopping forces.

    No, this is some serious $hit right here. RJ, let me know if they work when you get them please.

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    I wonder if you could do some preemptive renoberation to build up a resistance? I did it with Iocane powder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    I wonder if you could do some preemptive renoberation to build up a resistance? I did it with Iocane powder.



    That's inconceivable

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Wow I've done this on a couple of occasions in the past when I found myself in the presence of weed and absence of a pinch hitter. You poke a hole in the top of the apple (remove stem first) about halfway down, then poke a hole through the side of the apple at least halfway through at about the center, all the way through if you want a choke. I guess I used to be a pot head
    Root vegetables work best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Root vegetables work best.
    I have a rutabaga in my cargo pocket right now
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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I bought one. It came with a roll of tin foil
    Was it a large roll?
    I have a quite big sized head and also wanted to do some baking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acer66 View Post
    Was it a large roll?
    I have a quite big sized head and also wanted to do some baking.
    It is the good Reynolds wrap heavy duty Costco style.

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    Phew I am back and what a headache. After I walked away from their sugar free treats, they came to my door with a snickers bar! A mother freeking snickers. I invited them in as one does when there is someone at the door with a snickers, and then sat down and grab a knife and fork and tucked into the bar. That is the last thing I remember.

    Now I have a bump on my head, a shaved spot on the back of my neck and what feels like a bandaid there, and wicked desire to listen to Alex Jones.

    WTF happened?

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    snickers are powerful
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    Don't forget to purchase your snake oil too.

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    Old redneck dude rolled up to me on his grocery store scooter in the cleaning supply aisle and decided to inform me about the 5G's, along with the misinformation espoused by that Italian doctor Fauci...

    So, I'm all in.
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