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    PMBAR 2015 smack-talk, route/CP theory, and general shenanigans

    So we're only a few days out and there doesn't seem to be a PMBAR thread yet other than a few entries for sale...

    Will Sam and Dave crush souls? Will Dicky and his teammate (his ego) reign supreme? How about Gordon and teammate (his quads) - will they surprise everyone and pick up an entry transfer? Will Scott Rusinko use his 7th place SS Cohutta finish and super dialed bike to catapult up the results? Will there be CP's over on Farlow/Daniel as well as Spencer Trace? How much will the Strava Enduro time bonuses be worth? Where will the off-limits portion of 1206 be and how will it affect route selection?!?

    People in the know please comment - Inquiring minds want to know!
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    There is a 100% chance of beer and burritos.
    On your left!

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    When ya get to my checkpoint, I'll smack ya. How about that for smack?
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    Is this MySpace?
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    more importantly-who gives a shit?!

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    I wonder if I will end up spending the night on top of a mountain?

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    eric better have some serious prizes for my category "slow ass dudes who are proud owners and drivers of mini-vans" i heard prizes go 10 deep in this group. and last one in before cutoff is winner cause really we are only out here as a way to escape the honey do jar for a weekend...now save us some damn beer...
    disclaimer: i (NO LONGER) live with my mom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjopickin View Post
    There is a 100% chance of beer and burritos.
    99% chance, I will get lost...
    98% chance, I will bonk...
    97% chance, that I will finish outside the time cut.
    3% chance, race goes well and I will get back in time to drink beer and heckle others as they finish.

    Really, I am living for the dream of the 0.001% chance that our team will win everything due to some sort of funny wooden nickel rule type rule that only our team finds.

    Good times ahead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weight_of_Sound View Post
    more importantly-who gives a shit?!
    I do, which I why I asked.

    Quote Originally Posted by extrmtao View Post
    When ya get to my checkpoint, I'll smack ya. How about that for smack?
    extrmtao - I like it, at least someone got the joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky View Post
    Is this MySpace?
    Rich - I'm not sure if I know this MySpace - is it like SnapChat? YikYak?

    See you guys soon.

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    What is the weight of sound? You should definitely have the answer with a alias such as that.
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    My pard and I have both tried this race before, but never together. He's gone after it like 5 times. Neither of us have finished.

    So goal is to finish. Long, slow pace, gratuitous goofing off to keep us positive, and hopefully can slog our way across the line in time. I really don't want to get my lights out...again.

    Good luck all!

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    So I didn't physically harm anyone at my CP but I did directly and strictly enforce race rules.

    I apologize for the lapse in 'manned' checkpoint from 4:30 - 7:30 Saturday evening.

    Hope ya'll had fun.
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