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    Not a PMBAR Smackdown thread

    I would just like to give everybody fair warning that my partner and I are going to rain down biblical amounts of unholy hell on your pathetic heads drowning out your cries for mercy.

    You have been given fair warning.

    Hide.




    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    I would just like to give everybody fair warning that my partner and I are going to rain down biblical amounts of holy hell on your pathetic heads drowning out your cries for mercy.

    You have been given fair warning.

    Hide.

    That is all.
    Hey Dicky, the PMBAR weather thread is over here

    BTW - looks all clear today. No rain in sight

    many gears, some pies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridn29s
    Hey Dicky, the PMBAR weather thread is over here
    Weather reports are for the weak and worthless.

    Make sure to fill out the next of kin information on the waivers.
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    Bring the noise. The sleaves on my jersey will surely give me the advantage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    Weather reports are for the weak and worthless.
    Make sure to fill out the next of kin information on the waivers.
    Is your name last name Neidermeyer? Seems to me you are the one who started this thread with a weather report...

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    ...my partner and I are going to rain down biblical amounts of holy hell on your pathetic heads drowning out your cries for mercy.
    many gears, some pies

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    Good job! Pisgah Area Sorta/PMBAR Training ride

    Friday 6am gear check then ride will start at 7am. Its not tooooo late to start training for this
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    My Predictions

    My race predictions:
    1. The Koerbers - Duh!
    2. Tossup between KOP and Kee/Fusco
    3. - 10 Various local and Triangle Bada$$es
    Including Super Dave Anderson
    Carey Lowery
    Dave Cook
    Emily and Thad.
    12. Smoke Bikes Fixie team
    13 The Asheville Yeti
    25 Dickey.
    50. Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC_dirtsurfer
    My race predictions:
    1. The Koerbers - Duh!
    2. Tossup between KOP and Kee/Fusco
    3. - 10 Various local and Triangle Bada$$es
    Including Super Dave Anderson
    Carey Lowery
    Dave Cook
    Emily and Thad.
    12. Smoke Bikes Fixie team
    13 The Asheville Yeti
    25 Dickey.
    50. Me

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    Pfffttt...

    Never been lower than 15th*, even with a dying Thad, a one braked Wonderboy, or a stranger in very short lycra from Ohio.

    Best move me and Zac up a few notches (like somewhere in the neighborhood of 20-24 notches).



    *excluding the partial DNF when Jody's frame tried to split in half, and I had to go it alone from the top of Trace Ridge.
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    in keeping with your blog post this morning.



    no rain means only one thing: plenty of dust for you to eat.



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    "Which one of you a55h0les is coming in second?" Larry Bird - in the locker room preceding an All Star 3 point contest.

    "I didn't grow up idolizing you!" Michael Jordan to a rookie trying to guard him.

    Now that's trash talk!

    My partner and I will finish between 2nd and last in the non-existent coed category. That I can promise.
    "Big Gulps huh?...Allllriggghhht....Welp, See ya later!"

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    Unlike last year my teammate has actually ridden his bike this year and he is predicting we will beat our results from last year*. However, based on insider info only three people are privileged to I know that is simply not possible. No worries - I'm only in it for the fun this year .

    My prediction is this year's race will be full of surprises!














    * We finished ninth overall. First in the non-existent single speed class.
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    "non-existent coed category"..............I'll just block the trail with my HUGE pack! It ain't no fixie this time...
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    Is this good enough hiding Dicky?


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    eye healed. leg 95%.wrist 95%. ego 35%, but.........after 4 hours, i will know if ego repaired after 20 days off bike. i did a .7 mile training ride today. so watch out. . YURI is my motivational force that can supercede all prior non-training and broken ego non prepairedness feelings. by noon, we will be home, or in it to win it! pisgah will decide. mother pisgah is like the ocean and saturday is like the frickin history channel show deadliest catch. Mother pisgah plays a large role in who does what. shalom. farfugnewgin, shaka kaun and humptiness forever. see yall jokers saturday am. it's on beotches!

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    After last nights "shake-down" ride I wonder...........is it too late to start EPO?
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    Ummmm....

    Ummmm, I don't know about that whole "be back by noon" crap. Kids loop is in DuPont.
    "You can make some of the people happy some of the time, but you can't make all of the people happy all of the time."

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    Don't take any wooden nickels...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHIEF
    Ummmm, I don't know about that whole "be back by noon" crap. Kids loop is in DuPont.
    What time did you make it out? Big props for sticking it out for a looong ride...

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    David and I finished with 95 miles. There was a bit of climbing in there I guess. We got in right before 11:00PM and hit all five checkpoints. We stayed on course. We rode over the finish line side by side. We tried not to fall asleep while pedaling up Black. We were successful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC_dirtsurfer
    My race predictions:
    1. The Koerbers - Duh!
    2. Tossup between KOP and Kee/Fusco
    3. - 10 Various local and Triangle Bada$$es
    Including Super Dave Anderson
    Carey Lowery
    Dave Cook
    Emily and Thad.
    12. Smoke Bikes Fixie team
    13 The Asheville Yeti
    25 Dickey.
    50. Me

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    OOooo, I just noticed this! you put us in Third, thank you very much! As it turns out, Thad and I scored extremely low on the reading comprehension tests, HOWEVER, we scored very well on deception, fooling Dicky into thinking we were beating him when we ran into him up on Pilot Connector.

    Besides irritating Dicky, our main goals were for Thad not to die, for his car and dogs to survive race weekend intact, to not go on a trail where we would have to cross a river waist-deep or deeper, and to have fun times all day.

    We won a great ride in the woods, while getting multiply DQ'd in the process. Also, we won a souvenir wooden nickel!

    Fun times all day! Thanks Eric!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.F.L.
    Don't take any wooden nickels...

    Little late for that advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHIEF
    David and I finished with 95 miles. There was a bit of climbing in there I guess. We got in right before 11:00PM and hit all five checkpoints. We stayed on course. We rode over the finish line side by side. We tried not to fall asleep while pedaling up Black. We were successful.
    And in that folks, I believe these guys won on gumption and spirit alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountaingoatepics
    And in that folks, I believe these guys won on gumption and spirit alone!
    for sure! they were looking rough when I saw them just before noon, but they kept on trucking to the end... way to go guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountaingoatepics
    And in that folks, I believe these guys won on gumption and spirit alone!
    Most impressive riding I have seen in a long time. Nice work David and Yuri!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHIEF
    David and I finished with 95 miles. There was a bit of climbing in there I guess. We got in right before 11:00PM and hit all five checkpoints. We stayed on course. We rode over the finish line side by side. We tried not to fall asleep while pedaling up Black. We were successful.
    Nice going, Chief!

    Did you get your headlight back? MCD is the username of the guy who you swapped out with.

    I stayed at the finish line as long as I could. I wanted to see you guys finish. I was worried about you two (especially Dave with his recent injuries). Glad to know you're both safe.
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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