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    New club in Asheville

    There is a new club forming in Asheville for antisocial mountain bikers who like to ride alone. Send in your $20 membership fee and Ride With Pride!

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    Is it just a solo riding club or do you also do other things alone?

    Let get it all out in the open. Is drinking allowed? Do we drink alone? What about masturbation? Eat alone? Table for one please... When we race it's only solo never a duo or heven forbid a 4 person team.

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    I like to ride in groups. Are you saying that I can't join?

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    Where do you meet for these solo rides?

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    Suggested rules....

    All rides start as soon as the first rider arrives.
    No riding in a group (DAMMIT!) dropping is required
    Never wait at the parking lot for the others to finish
    Everyone chooses a different route just to make sure we don't accidentally end up together somewhere

    If you don't want to follow these rules then I suggest you join another new club that's forming - ARMED

    Anarchists Riding MtnBikes Extremely Dangerously
    many gears, some pies

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    Come out from among them, and be ye seperate!

    Weazel- Admiting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, good job! Ranger275- If you get to the trailhead and the people already there don't come over to say hello, you're in the right place. Don't forget to send in the 20 bucks!
    Last edited by Clealan; 03-20-2009 at 03:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger275
    Where do you meet for these solo rides?
    If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Can't risk having somebody show up at the same time and ruin my solitude

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    ???

    I'm a christian...can I join this club?

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    Can you drink beer? Wait a minute ! I don't drink beer!..........Can you NOT drink beer? Thats the thing about Antisocial mountain bikers they only want to ride with people like themselves.
    God Speed, Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger275
    Where do you meet for these solo rides?


    At least you could post the ride location so I can avoid it.

    Where do I send the money?

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    This whole concept upsets the world's Mountain Biking axis by excluding the traditional PRCMFG - Post Ride Cheap Mexican Food Gathering (which happens to be one of my favorite aspects of a group ride, because someone usually treats the "chica") - and totally eliminates "I need to wait for my _____ to catch up" as an excuse to suck wind.

    Obviously - just another boy's club.

    Now you're cast of steel and cast aside. Broken dreams maybe, but you haven't died

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    Quote Originally Posted by sjanes
    I'm a christian...can I join this club?
    No I don't think so. You can't solo if god is always if god is always with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rider4jesus
    Can you drink beer? Wait a minute ! I don't drink beer!..........Can you NOT drink beer? Thats the thing about Antisocial mountain bikers they only want to ride with people like themselves.
    God Speed, Mark
    YOU DON"T DRINK BEER! It's OK you can have the wine.

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    Hell, when you ride like me, pretty much every ride ends up as a solo ride anyway, until everybody else decides to take pity and wait on you at the intersection.

    Can you take your dogs on these solo rides?

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    If this is the clealan I think it is, you need to start a club for guys who ride 24" rear wheels. It's just weird.......

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    check out the post number of the above post!

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    You messed it up by posting to yourself.

    Saved $20!
    Now you're cast of steel and cast aside. Broken dreams maybe, but you haven't died

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    I guess that eliminates you as a possibility as the anti-christ. I know it had to be me to point that out. what can I say we all have a purpose here and I'm just doing my part!
    God Speed, Mark

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    Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You got the right weirdo mr. cruso. Please don't post any pics, it only gets us in trouble!

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    you gonna do the ride tomorrow from the fish hatchery? you could of course ride a few hundred yards in front of everyone so you could be considered solo. I haven't seen you for a couple of years and it would be cool to try and follow that 24' inch wheel down the mountain again.

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    Come on out and ride, free ridicule and scorn for everyone! There's nothing like getting smack'd around to improve your riding
    many gears, some pies

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    rideeennng is funnzz

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    I work all but four weekends a year, and those are pretty much covered buy family time. Thanks for the invite though, and you boys and girls have fun. Clealan out

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    good to know you are still around.

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