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    Lackin' Smackin'

    What is going on? Where the hell am I? When did you get here?
    Is this the NC forum or what? Where's the PMBAR smack talk? Cheezy Rice!
    Tomato? BrewSSard? Dicky? Moto? enth and/or butane.....? Crap. You guys must be
    SKEEEERRRRRRED.
    Who's gonna win? None of you pansy bastards!!!






























    come on folks.....















    game on or what?
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    I won't be there - that should be worth something.



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    Four is for the weak
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    I pretty much figured everybody knows that Thad and I will dominate this year. With Sam K up all night with his new baby human he's weak and shall topple like a deck of cards on the climb up Black Mountain. I wasn't really worried about anybody else. Why would they bother with smack when defeat is certainly guaranteed??

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    We should be a little faster headed to the finish this year if my handle bars don't snap like fresh chico sticks.

    I got a spare frame in my frame pack.

    I am more scared of my partner and the promoter than I am the race. . .
    BS'ing less, riding more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    I pretty much figured everybody knows that Thad and I will dominate this year. With Sam K up all night with his new baby human he's weak and shall topple like a deck of cards on the climb up Black Mountain. I was really worried about Motobutane & Yetiman. Why would I bother to try and win when defeat is certainly guaranteed??

    I fixed your quote!

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    I have my rope all packed up to tie on to Dicky's new fancy Moots post. But, I will have a knife just in case I need to separate because of such good navigational skills.

    I just hope there is beer left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by driftwood
    Four is for the weak
    Hey drifty bits, please back off on the smack a little. . .

    Just because we all don't have a fancy bike like you that can be ridden through ice creeks and head high tidal waves doesn't mean you can go and crush us with your overwhelming smackage. . .
    BS'ing less, riding more.

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    Pffft!

    Peter the Most Horrible and I will be using this race as a recovery ride from Cohutta.

    I predict the beer will be gone when we finish due to all the DNFs.

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    My checkpoint is so bad it should be in detention. All the other checkpoints cower in my presence. Yeah! Take that, suckers!

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    I've gone up Black about a dozen or so time this year, each time taking a few special seeds and planting them at Pressley Gap... beware the flowers or you may fall victim. The effect is the most severe on the first ones to pass


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maida7
    My checkpoint is so bad it should be in detention. All the other checkpoints cower in my presence. Yeah! Take that, suckers!

    NOT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcd
    NOT.
    So that's the sound you make when you cower? Even your cowering is weak.

    Can you say MANDATORY? I didn't think so. Wannabe checkpoints, step off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maida7
    So that's the sound you make when you cower? Even your cowering is weak.

    Can you say MANDATORY? I didn't think so. Wannabe checkpoints, step off.

    uh oh! i'm naming my team anthrax and all you mid pack wanna be's better watch out...

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    ah before there was anthrax there was julio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1twdYHVG5Q

    Julio is da man!

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    Good luck to everyone. Your going to need it!

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    Nobody's talking smack because they haven't gotten permission to participate yet.........
    Here ya' go pusses..............


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    has anyone said PHEEAR yet?

    cause I really wanted to be the first.
    My one says BRAP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    I pretty much figured everybody knows that Thad and I will dominate each other this year.
    None of us wanna hear what kinky shite you and your partner have planned.

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by extrmtao
    We should be a little faster headed to the finish this year if my handle bars don't snap like fresh chico sticks.

    I got a spare frame in my frame pack.

    I am more scared of my partner and the promoter than I am the race. . .

    Mater's excited.

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    SAY CHEESE, BICHEZZZ!!!!!

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    I heard the K.O.P. (King of the Pole) was gonna be there too!!

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    uh huh!




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    Quote Originally Posted by brado1
    uh huh!

    Hmmm...
    You are here: Looking Glass Rock overlook on BRP
    From right to left:
    Daniel Ridge, Butter Gap, Pressley Gap
    (doesn't exactly match up to the arrows but they're the only legal trail locations nearby....)

    I'm not believing' it for a minute.
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    I like the pic Brado

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatman
    I like the pic Brado
    thnx, but not my photo, i've had it for a while in my digi-library... i just added some Photochop effects and added the text.

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    I am making a re-appearance from the rockies, and yes mr. dicky it's gonna be on, b!tch. It's time for you to look at my a$$ again! As i plan on you being behind me all flippin' day! Can't wait for a nice easy spin in Pisgah. It's gonna be RAD!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pisgahproductions
    What is going on? Where the hell am I? When did you get here?
    Is this the NC forum or what? Where's the PMBAR smack talk? Cheezy Rice!
    Tomato? BrewSSard? Dicky? Moto? enth and/or butane.....? Crap. You guys must be
    SKEEEERRRRRRED.
    Who's gonna win? None of you pansy bastards!!!

    come on folks.....

    game on or what?
    Hey Eric, this SMACK thread needs a mulligan, can we get a do-over?

    Either everyone is working harder than ever this week so no time for posting or the fjear and floathing is deeper than S. Mills after a good rain.
    many gears, some pies

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    Regarding PMBAR........................





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    I'm a
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    MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!


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    will there be extra points awarded for providing information that results in arrests of meth lab operators/addicts and rapists?

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    Dicky's been doing his cross training in preparation of the rain this weekend.


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    Well since I heard Sam K (that's Sam Koerber, not Sam 1000 for all you tech nerds) won't be able to make it I figured there was no reason for smack talk anymore.

    Thad and I win.
    The race is now on for second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatman
    Dicky's been doing his cross training in preparation of the rain this weekend.
    Yeah, I heard he was doing reps of the Dutch Rudder to prepare his arms for all the lifting up on the hike-a-bike sections. So TD, who was "spotting" you while doing those reps.

    Or were you and your partner doing a Double-Dutch Rudder. That would make more sense.
    Last edited by rob; 04-28-2009 at 01:39 PM.

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    Whoa - there's a Big Dog out in them woods!

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    Newbie question

    This being my first PMBAR I'm a little uncertain of the proper protocols. Do I post up now asking for the highest bidder for me to sabotage Dicky's dreams or wait until game day for the auction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny5
    This being my first PMBAR I'm a little uncertain of the proper protocols. Do I post up now asking for the highest bidder for me to sabotage Dicky's dreams or wait until game day for the auction?

    That settles that.

    Guess I'm wearing my Ergon BD2 pack and shoulder holstered .45 caliber handgun so I can portage your carcass to victory. No rules against that (in 2009).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny5
    This being my first PMBAR I'm a little uncertain of the proper protocols. Do I post up now asking for the highest bidder for me to sabotage Dicky's dreams or wait until game day for the auction?
    To have dreams, you must have goals.
    To have goals, you must have heart.
    Dicky has no heart.
    He's just a cold, empty, endless, black void.
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    smak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbluedodge
    I am making a re-appearance from the rockies, and yes mr. dicky it's gonna be on, b!tch. It's time for you to look at my a$$ again! As i plan on you being behind me all flippin' day! Can't wait for a nice easy spin in Pisgah. It's gonna be RAD!!!!!!!!
    What up Dicky? No response to the Little E, The man who has always put you in his rear view mirror? He's been training here in the Rockies at altitude and ready to take you out little man.

    <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/goatshell/3242940204/" title="Mark and E gettin Freaky by Goat in a Turtle Shell, on Flickr"><img src="https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/3242940204_2643021f4c.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Mark and E gettin Freaky" /></a>

    Better watch out to as he's been known to force himself upon the Colorado locals and Mr. PP may just make this a special test for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountaingoatepics
    What up Dicky? No response to the Little E, The man who has always put you in his rear view mirror? He's been training here in the Rockies at altitude and ready to take you out little man.

    <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/goatshell/3242940204/" title="Mark and E gettin Freaky by Goat in a Turtle Shell, on Flickr"><img src="https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/3242940204_2643021f4c.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Mark and E gettin Freaky" /></a>

    Better watch out to as he's been known to force himself upon the Colorado locals and Mr. PP may just make this a special test for ya

    Sorry, I was outta the office beating Little E. yesterday...





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    4th team back? I still don't know how we pulled that off. Mike Brown knows the woods real good, I'm sticking to that theory. We gave up 3rd team in to our "fellow" team mates on the descent on Black Mountain because let's face it, MB needs to have at least ONE mechanical every ride, and really they needed the ego boost...



    Awesome race Eric, I will return next year and recommend to others. So, I have to wait until Feb until the next PP event or what?!

    OH, and seriously, you ROCK with the prizes man. Shiny new Cane Creek 100 HS will look sharp on the SS. I've gotten MUCH less for first place "victories" haha...
    My one says BRAP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamdicky
    Sorry, I was outta the office beating Little E. yesterday...

    nice ride yesterday my man. When you head west look me up and maybe we can ride bicycles in the same direction. peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbluedodge
    nice ride yesterday my man. When you head west look me up and maybe we can ride bicycles in the same direction. peace
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