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  1. #1
    Official Cooler Inspector
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    Dec 2003

    I ain't right

    Give me a basement full of bike memorabilia, a tube of light lithium grease, a dark beer, a pair of scissors, a recyclable t-shirt, a set of new brake pads, chain lube, blues on the radio, a bike I love and a rain storm - I got me a perfect Saturday night party.

    I also have a case of NFE (nostalgic female energy). In slicing up that t-shirt, I saved your discolored armpit regions for the drive train. I remembered when you used to wear a stinky brand of deodorant and it ruined several of your shirts. Sometimes, going for "the gold" parts of the fabric are required for proper cleaning of a chain.

    Nope, I ain't right... but my drive train is rocking smooth and I can stop any time I want to.

    Muuummm... bike ride tomorrow?
    Now you're cast of steel and cast aside. Broken dreams maybe, but you haven't died

  2. #2
    That's damn yankee to you
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    I always thought you were riding an ostrich but tonight I realize it's a flamingo.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Impy
    You know....... whatever bike they are riding, assure them its the biggest bike of any guy you have ever ridden with.

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