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    Tour de Fat Reminder

    Reminder - the Tour de Fat is this Saturday, August 23. This year it will be at Ann Morrison Park rather than Julia Davis Park. Schedule below:

    9:00am BIKE CRUISE-ADE REGISTRATION BEGINS
    10:00am BIKE PARADE DEPARTS
    11:00am-11:30am RIDERS RETURN FROM BIKE PARADE, HUNKER DOWN, TAP THE KEGS AND LET THE FESTIVUS BEGIN
    11:00am-11:30am (Revival Stage) WELCOME ANNOUNCEMENTS, HOUSE RULES, and INTRODUCTIONS
    11:30am-12:00pm (Revival Stage) ACT #1 - SLOW DOWN or THROW DOWN, Annual Slow Ride Competition
    12:00pm-12:20pm NANDA – Acrobaticalists followed by circus tricks and amazing feats WORKSHOP
    12:20pm-1:30pm (Music Stage) 1st BAND: PAPERBIRD
    1:30pm-2:00pm (Revival Stage) ACT 2: - Carpocalypse Now : Funeral Procession and Interpretive Dance Exorcism and Contest
    2:00pm-2:30pm THE SPROCKETTTES – PORTLAND’S ORIGINAL MINIBIKE DANCE TROUPE
    2:40pm-3:25pm (Revival Stage) 2nd BAND: March Fourth Marching Band
    3:30pm-4:00pm ACT 3: Would you Trade Your Car for a Bike? (Revival Stage)

    Proceeds benefit SWIMBA and the Treasure Valley Cycling Alliance. Thanks in advance!

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    We're getting our costumes ready tonight. Does skin-tight latex count as a costume? God, I love latex. It's all slickery.

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    Of course latex counts

    Patricularly if it is clear.

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    When I think of the Tour de Fat, I think of Carrot Top in manpris.

    Discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    We're getting our costumes ready tonight. Does skin-tight latex count as a costume? God, I love latex. It's all slickery.
    Black latex should be nice and slick in 90 degree desert sun. Sweat and talcum powder will make a salty library paste. yum.

    I'm just wearing a GB Packer jersey. And probably shorts. Wish I still had my cheesehead. It was '96 vintage and the foam got a bit too crumbly and it fell apart. Maybe I should replace my 14 year old bike helmet, too.

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    I think of the first chorus from "Iphigenia at Aulis", but then I've always been a big fan of Euripides.

    Maybe it's just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justen
    Black latex should be nice and slick in 90 degree desert sun. Sweat and talcum powder will make a salty library paste. yum.
    If only I could get smilycook to wear this. Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy. Mrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFloyd
    I think of the first chorus from "Iphigenia at Aulis", but then I've always been a big fan of Euripides.

    Maybe it's just me.
    No, it's not just you. When I hear the first chorus from "Iphigenia at Aulis," I want to choke my chicken. And I don't even like Euripides. Well, not in a biblical way. More like a wrapped in duct tape and covered in odor eaters way.
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    Weird. That's exactly how I feel about Ernest Hemingway. Duct tape. Odor Eaters. Covered. Alone.

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    Ernest Hemingway?....I feel that way about Ernest Borgnine!

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    Mmmm. Ernest Borgnine in latex.

    Nels, don't arouse me with thoughts like that.

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    Had an awesome time! Just love that band, March Fourth. Great people watching as always!

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