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    Stupid Red Bull downhillers

    Not that there's anything wrong with being retarded.

    These kids may have the nads now but I'll bet they're not still riding bikes when they hit the five-oh.

    http://www.redbullusa.com/cs/Satelli...21242904703274
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    geezus. i guess i could talk about my saddle sores ... no video though.

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    Lets not forget that there is plenty of landing too....

    http://www.redbullusa.com/cs/Satelli...01242881250598
    DON'T EXTINGUISH THE STOKE.

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    Hater

    You are such a fugging hater! Haterface, go drink your hatorade! So there, I told your old ass off. Take that.

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    Damn I couldnt stop lauging...

    Good video

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan the Terrible
    You are such a fugging hater! Haterface, go drink your hatorade! So there, I told your old ass off. Take that.
    I don't have a problem with that. You know I love to hate. Don't get your kilt in a wad. Go huck yer love-mo-bike, loverboy.
    Last edited by TwistedCrank; 09-29-2010 at 08:13 AM.
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    Remember - the closest emotion to hate is love.

    People eating it on dirt roads would have been more entertaining. Not to mention fun and social.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    Remember - the closest emotion to hate is love.

    People eating it on dirt roads would have been more entertaining. Not to mention fun and social.
    Wednesday is your night for the BIG HATE, BaconBoy.

    Go ride Shanes and Bucks tonight and bust out some serious hate.

    Hate is the new love.
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    "It's just not snow. It's not soft."

    Brilliant and very intellectual statement. Apparently redbull lowers your IQ by 100 points.
    DEET is my deodorant.

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    Kilt Hucking?!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCrank
    I don't have a problem with that. You know I love to hate. Don't get your kilt in a wad. Go huck yer love-mo-bike, loverboy.
    This may be a new trend and I could be at the top. I will send props your way when I'm famous.

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    Dirt Road Rampage!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    Dirt Road Rampage!!!!
    Sorry, sounds anti-social.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    Dirt Road Rampage!!!!
    Hey Pork-N-Beans: I saw Bikini Girl again last night. It must be a Wednesday night thing. I have no idea what kind of bike she was riding. Told her I loved her. Meant it too.
    Nobody cares what kind of bike you ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCrank
    Hey Pork-N-Beans: I saw Bikini Girl again last night. It must be a Wednesday night thing. I have no idea what kind of bike she was riding. Told her I loved her. Meant it too.
    I saw her too, right at the end of Hulls. I want to know who this trail vixen is and why she insists on tantalizing the male (and "non-traditional" female) mountain bikers with her infernal hotness.
    Last edited by Earthpig; 09-30-2010 at 12:42 PM.

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    Jeez, you guys are geting old.

    That was me. I just like to dress like a chick sometimes.

    It makes me feel pretty. But it kinda icked me out when Dirk told me he loved me . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    I saw her too, right at the end of Hulls. I want to know who this trail vixen is and why she insists on tantalizing the male (and "non-traditional" female) mountain bikers with her infernal hotness.

    Isn't "stupid downhillers" redundant?
    Hull's? You are a glutton for punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected]
    Hull's? You are a glutton for punishment.
    Yeah, I should have stuck to dirt roads. (I got out early and was finishing up by the time the mega groups were starting their gropes. Go early or get high.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthpig
    Yeah, I should have stuck to dirt roads. (I got out early and was finishing up by the time the mega groups were starting their gropes. Go early or get high.)
    I almost took out a whole group of blinglespeeders when I was coming down sidewinder on the BRJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCrank
    Hey Pork-N-Beans: I saw Bikini Girl again last night. It must be a Wednesday night thing. I have no idea what kind of bike she was riding. Told her I loved her. Meant it too.
    And here I thought you were going to include a photo....errr photoshop'd photo of hucking kitty.
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