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    Six toes? I thought EP was kidding

    Earthpig says that ID riders have six toes. I thought he was joking. My whole family has six toes. What's wrong with six toes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCrank
    Earthpig says that ID riders have six toes. I thought he was joking. My whole family has six toes. What's wrong with six toes?
    having 6 toes seem normal compared to the Sasquatch hair on those legs...

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    no, no, no

    Twisted, I meant 6 toes total, not six toes per foot. Not only are you an inbred, but you can't count.

    Here's a six-toed creature. He even has leg hair like yours.
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    About the leg hair:

    1) Never been shaved and never will be
    2) It makes a place for the ticks to breed
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    Is that a dirt tan?

    Funny pic.

    Now take a shot of them spread....I am curious to see the webbing.

    Blinky!

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