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    Who wants to be degloved?

    Before you answer that, read this first, then get back to me: https://www.iflscience.com/health-an...in-bike-crash/

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    Brutal, this post should come with a disclaimer.
    Kind of like playing an electric drum kit

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    Just hovering the mouse pointer over the link to read the URL gave me shrinkage.
    One does not bother to count the individual turds flying in a dogshit hurricane.

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    didn't get past the title. believe me - don't do it.

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    I'll take my broken clavicle, scapula and ribs, thank-you-very-much. Also just hovered over link and decided that was enough info.
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    if he wasn't circumcised....


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    Move-along.... nothing to read about here.
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    Handlebar pluggy on bar ends keeps the glove on and reduces the chances of abdomen punctures too!
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    That's it, I'm switching to a unicycle.

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    Sick! Scott O, I hereby retract the +rep I awarded you a couple years ago.
    =sParty

    P.S. I always wear gloves whenever I ride. Full finger, FWIW.
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    If I've learned one thing in 20 or 25 years of internet it's to not click that link.



    EDIT: but I still need to learn how not to double up images here
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    Meh.

    "...the teenager was discharged from the hospital the following day with a course of antibiotics."

    What's the big deal?



















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    This is the reason I always take my wedding ring off before going riding.

    Just search Google for "deglove and wedding ring" if you dare............

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    "NO" to any of anything to do with that link or this thread.

    no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kameramandan View Post
    If I've learned one thing in 20 or 25 years of internet it's to not click that link.



    EDIT: but I still need to learn how not to double up images here
    Not your fault. Mtbr shit from the 80s.

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    tRump is SCUM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spec306 View Post
    This is the reason I always take my wedding ring off before going riding.
    You wear your wedding ring on your D?

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    Who wants to be degloved?

    No thanks, Iím trying to cut back.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I thought the term only applied to one's hands being removed of it's skin....
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    When I looked a the list of forums today on MTBR I noticed that the latest thread in "General" was Christmas Ideas. I clicked on the forum only to find this thread at the top of the list. I just want to say that I think you people are disgusting and immature!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott O View Post
    When I looked a the list of forums today on MTBR I noticed that the latest thread in "General" was Christmas Ideas. I clicked on the forum only to find this thread at the top of the list. I just want to say that I think you people are disgusting and immature!
    I would not get caught dead posting in this forum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    I thought the term only applied to one's hands being removed of it's skin....
    nope. it applies to any scenario in which the skin is removed in a manner similar to removing a glove. Happens to dogs' tails more often than you'd care to know.

    And no f'ing way am I clicking that link. If the internet has taught me anything...

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    ^That reminded me of going to one of the nighttime educational walks at the San Diego zoo with my kid (age 5). They were showing us the naked mole rats. I commented to my daughter, "That's where hot dogs come from."

    She knew I was joking but some other parents weren't pleased.
    One does not bother to count the individual turds flying in a dogshit hurricane.

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