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    Things Cyclists Say

    Sorry if this has been posted ad nauseum, just got it today and laughed. And then laughed some more.

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    Let's make it a video thread. Still one of my favorites:

    Roadie meets mountain biker.

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    Things mountain bikers say!!!
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    thanks for the good laugh haha.

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    Quite funny..thanks

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    That's pretty funny.

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    omg that was haaaaalllllairious

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    Quote Originally Posted by GotoDengo View Post
    Let's make it a video thread. Still one of my favorites:

    Roadie meets mountain biker.
    Tell that to Levi!

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    "you are a legend in your own mind." Most excellent!

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    I'm so sick of those videos.

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    The roadie one made me cringe-and I ride on the road most of the time. I've mentioned trying to lose weight, but unlike the cyclists in the video, I actually have excess weight to lose.

    I've been out of the mtb scene since 1997, so a lot must have changed since then. I'm just getting back into it. Since I'm unfamiliar with current mtb slang, the most cringe-worthy part of the mtb video was the guy manhandling his bike and finally throwing it off the bridge.

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    The mountain biker version is missing one thing: "clipless are so much better"/"flat pedals are the way to go", maybe the latter being said by a guy standing over another rider who is laying on their side, still clipped in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaguar View Post
    The mountain biker version is missing one thing: "clipless are so much better"/"flat pedals are the way to go", maybe the latter being said by a guy standing over another rider who is laying on their side, still clipped in...


    That or a guy with platforms pushing his bike up a hill while the clipless guy waits for him at the top of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaguar View Post
    The mountain biker version is missing one thing: "clipless are so much better"/"flat pedals are the way to go", maybe the latter being said by a guy standing over another rider who is laying on their side, still clipped in...
    One thing.... Clipless does make it a lot easier to ride upside-down.

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    Hahaha, I can relate! That's exactly what I looked like 22 years ago when I last used clipless pedals on a mountain bike and tried to ride some technical stuff down by the river. I wish someone had that on video!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    One thing.... Clipless does make it a lot easier to ride upside-down.

    One more reason to go with the new system you proposed, erik. No pedals, no problems.
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    ahaa lol

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    **** CYCLISTS SAY! (Aussie version..)

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    "All the euros drink espresso". That shiit kills me.

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