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    Quote Originally Posted by tpm7 View Post
    "Professional Mountain Bike"

    "Professional Mountain Bike

    Barely used....I am selling because I never have time to ride it.

    Shimano everything.
    Full suspension
    TWO SETS of TIRES !
    Dirt
    & Road

    $300 obo"







    Right... is he fooling anyone? Really?
    I'm NOT a pro and I DON"T have a kickstand - kind of proves his point in a Forrest Gump sorta way!
    I'm beginning to overcome my "momentum issues" but even that is happening slowly.

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    Wondering if that swingarm hits the frame on every bump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Wondering if that swingarm hits the frame on every bump.
    not enough travel for that to happen, good eye though!

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    Cool-blue Rhythm This can't be real...

    New Bike for sale Trek Madone - $1200

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    Date: 2011-08-03, 7:35PM MST
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    I have a new2011Trek Bike Madone for sale. is built with a 56cm frame with other measurements accordingly, so it equates to someone who is about 5'10".

    I will be happy to answer any questions you may have!


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    More like a Craigslist FTW than WTF.....

    bianchi axis - $1

    Date: 2011-08-04, 4:50PM PDT
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    I saw an add last wk about a stolen bianchi, i just bought one that fits that description. Bianchi Axis with carbon fork, grey with bianchi emblems. I'm looking for the poor bastard that got his bike stolen to see if this is the one, and return it to the rightful owner. I've had my bike jacked more times than I care to think about and it is a very painful experience every time. I've fixed it up a bit with upgraded peddals, new brake pads, new wheels etc... I'm sure we can come to some agreement. Oh and if you like I'll happily introduce u to the person I bought it from, I enjoy a good show.
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    How about $400 for a 11 year old bike?

    2000 Trek 6000 Med 18.5" original frame (Alpha T6061 Made in USA) bike that has been decked out to run. Very well cared for and only been off road once since the build up 3 years ago. Some sticker chips and scuffs from the original frame. Selling to fund a new road bike project.

    You will not find a bike like this very often and it is very unique. I came across a frame for this bike that was in very good condition and decided to make it into a project bike which is now worth over $1K with the upgrades. Here is the hilite list:

    Shimano Deore V brakes
    RockShock Jett T2
    Shimano Deore shifters
    Shimano Deore M591 crankset with bottom bracket
    Shimano 9 speed XT cassette
    Shimano HG chain
    Shimano XT front and rear derailleurs
    Shimano M475 hubs
    Cane Creek AHEADSET SE1
    Sette Venn Stem (7)
    All new cables (majority if not all Shimano)
    Sette Vector 7075 T6 handle bars
    Ergon GX3 matching grips and bars
    Cane Creek Thudbuster seatpost shock system
    Specialized seat
    Chen Shin MTB tires (26x1.95) road use
    Beavertail SKS front fender
    Blackburn frame mounted rack
    Planet Bike lights
    Integrated seat post clamp is a bottle opener to celebrate the end of the ride.

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    $399 firm
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    Why buy an 11-year old bike when you can have a next year's model before they come out???

    2012 TREK BIKE - $700 (Round rock)

    <HR>Date: 2011-08-01, 4:41PM CDT
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    2012 trek bicycle with clip petals, tire repair kit, and bottle holster. And I'll throw in a lance Armstrong live strong riding helmet 700.00 or best offer please call Kelly or Bryan, I can text pics. Thanks 707 321-xxxx
    I'm beginning to overcome my "momentum issues" but even that is happening slowly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCullen View Post
    Why buy an 11-year old bike when you can have a next year's model before they come out???

    2012 TREK BIKE - $700 (Round rock)

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    2012 trek bicycle with clip petals, tire repair kit, and bottle holster. And I'll throw in a lance Armstrong live strong riding helmet 700.00 or best offer please call Kelly or Bryan, I can text pics. Thanks 707 321-xxxx
    I love a bike owner that keeps his petals clipped
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    $1500 for rust?

    1969 Sears Screamer 2 Bicycle Bike 100% Original

    1969 Sears Screamer 2 Bicycle Bike 100% Original - $1500 (Albany)
    Date: 2011-08-05, 7:14PM PDT
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    You are looking at one of the most Rarest Muscle Bikes in The World. It is the 1969 Sears Screamer #2. Three (3) Speed. She is in good Cond & Ride able. The Bike is all Original and unmolested. Look at the Rear Tire, notice there are two Brake pads on each side, one of them is the E-Brake Pad... This Bike is a Very Nice Collectors Piece. . . Don't pass this up. Anyone can own a Schwinn, I'm not knocking them, I own 5 of them, there are just so many you can buy of them. Try & find this Bike.

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    $329 new? Yeah right...

    Mongoose 26" full suspension Bike - $175 (Lebanon)
    Date: 2011-08-12, 2:49PM PDT
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    This bike is like new. I got a work injury and can't ride anymore. Only rode it 3 times and never wrecked.
    Costs 329.99 on sale now for 296.99 I will take 175$ firm. (cash only)

    The aluminum full-suspension 26" Mongoose XR250 swallows up bumps allowing you to rip up the trails. 21 speeds with Shimano rear derailleur offer fast efficient gear selection to keep you moving while front disc and rear linear pull brakes supply superior stopping power to your light, sturdy alloy wheels.

    4-Bar Alloy Dual Suspension frame with ZOOM Fork soaks up any bumps in your way
    MTB riser bars provide added control
    Shift through 21 speeds smoothly and precisely with the assistance of a Shimano rear derailleur
    Promax Disc front and alloy linear pull rear brakes offer responsive stopping
    AERO swift black anodized alloy rims provide lightweight durability

    Mongoose 26" full suspension Bike
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    Sorry no bikes but....wtf

    All credit to Iggy on this one...

    Any takers?

    best of craigslist: Manhood Camping

    Manhood Camping
    Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
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    Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

    Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

    THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

    Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

    - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
    - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
    - desire to be a man among men
    - not afraid to wield a blade
    - crystal, I'm not sharing mine
    - must be able to make a fire
    - gloves
    - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
    - knowledge of modern music
    - protective/splash resistant eye wear
    - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


    We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


    Dont' want to see"

    - bad attitudes
    - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
    - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
    - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
    - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

    If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


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    MNTN BIKE 26" 24spd DB Titanium - $350 (PA)

    Date: 2011-08-23, 10:30AM EDT


    I am selling my totally custom bike. Around $1,000 invested and I have most of the original parts as well! his thing has front and rear disc brakes, MANY aftermarket parts, and everything is quick-release. I put this together as a project and it was a beautiful thing! money is very tight so i must sacrifice all i have invested! Please call/text kevin @ xxxx Too many things to list on this one. Feel free to ask questions!






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    HALF BIKE, HALF GROCERY CART, ALL AWESOME! Franken-bike beer mule - $60 (Atlantic Blvd & Mayport Rd)
    Date: 2011-07-30, 10:48PM EDT


    For sale is the ultimate grocery-getter (or beer mule) -- An unholy union of a mini-shopping cart and 26" bicycle. OK, go look at the pics now and come back.

    This is a totally custom fabrication and it's the ultimate one-of-a-kind ride. It looks pretty mad-max-ghetto, but it rides great -- you steer using the shopping cart handles so the cart basically replaces the front wheel & handlebars. This is a real attention getter and the perfect bike for anything from all-day-all-night party hopping to picking up diapers.

    So if you're sick of riding a normal lame-o '2 wheeler', sick of not being able to transport as much damn beer as you damn well please, sick of people not saying "what the hell is that crazy thing?!" when you roll past -- then this is the bike for you!

    Price is $60. yeah, seriously, this crazy bike can be all yours for less than a tank of gas... Pickup only.

    Any questions, just ask!

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    That's Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperus View Post
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    Check out post #601

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    ARE YOU SICK OF LITTLE SISSY GIRLIE BIKES? RAT ROD!!

    ARE YOU SICK OF LITTLE SISSY GIRLIE BIKES? RAT ROD!! - $100 (Denton TX)

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    What's wrong? Your little pastel fixie causing you to be mistaken for a 10 year old girl? Are you sick and tired of going to your father's house and seeing the sheer DISAPPOINTMENT in his eyes? Every time you visit, its the same story, "I thought i raised you better. you used to be awesome. now look at you. carbon fiber so and so's. horrible day glow windbreaker, that im sure grandmother threw away. PINK WHEELS FOR GAWS SAKE!!"

    Today is the day.
    Today is when you will make your father PROUD!!

    Today is the day...you will buy this bike.

    What's that you say? "What is this 'Rat-Rod' business all about?"
    I'll tell you what it is.
    Its about KICKIN' SOME A!!!! (and looking cool while doing so!)

    What we have here, is a 1996 model Schwinn Heavy-Duti. It has been modified, customized, and generally AWESOME'D to the point of literally...LITERALLY MELTING YOUR FACE ( & your mom's face) INTO A PUDDLE OF RITEOUS GOO!!

    Starting off with the BEEFY-EST of beefy metals, this frame and fork is a BEAST!
    (Once while riding, I was hit by a Mack 18 wheeler. The truck evaporated when it touched the HOT SAUSE that is this bike)

    Spokes? It's got em. and they're big too.
    You know your lil' buddy "Topher" or whatever his name is. Well. those big ol' holes in his ears? They're like that. Only BIGGER!!

    See that paint job. you know what that's called? RUST, EMM EFFER!! (i think that's the scientific name for it)
    This rust here is special rust. It will NEVER permeate the super crazy adamantium metal of the frame.

    All of the bearings and races have been cleaned and greased,
    Drop bars with the foam grips. black on black.
    The way Mr. Cash would have wanted them to be.

    See the seat. Looks like it hurts, right? NOPE! (dont ride naked)
    It only looks like it hurts. Not unlike WRASTLIN!!
    Your bottom will be gently cushioned & never hurt. Much like Jake "The Snake" Roberts being gracefully whipped against the ropes by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.

    Its got Blue Rims so the ladies (or dudes) will see it and have their minds blown.

    All around., this is the coolest thing your tiny brain will ever comprehend.
    And now, due to the impending apocalypse, it can be YOURS!!!

    I'm asking that you give me ONE HUNDRED BUCKS!!
    Or you can give me more that that. so i guess $100 O.B.O.

    Email if u want.
    Text if u need.
    nine X OH! five X X THREE ZERO SEVEN ATE!!

    (this is very difficult for me. don't make me drive to someplace crazy, just so you can attempt to FATHOM THE GREATNESS, then shy away, disappointing your father even more)

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    Uhhh....

    Great Burningman Package - $1 (Reno)

    Date: 2011-08-28, 7:41PM PDT
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    I have a great deal for those going to burningman. I have two mountain bikes in great condition that i will rent out. The package deal goes as this: The 2 bikes and a bike rack for $200, and when you bring back all of it i will reimburse you $50. It is a great deal without having to purchase bikes and then get rid of them. And you get money back. Let me know if you are interested. Thanks.

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    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bik/2571788985.html

    trek 4500 (denton ) $35
    from craigslist | bicycles in dallas / fort worth
    Hello iam a gay from university of denton , my man just left, have for sale my trek 4500 bike is dirty need money call 972-742-XXXX

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    C'mon guys! This thread was on page 2.

    good condition has extra set of tires (slicks), bike lock, rack, and tail light askin $800 obo

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    trek mountainbike





    BikePedia - 2005 Trek 4300 Complete Bicycle

    Sorry. IDK how to post the actual ad.
    I'm a ******bag in real life so I dont have to be one on the interwebz.

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    If you guys need entires goto OAKVILLE, ONTARIO'S craigslist and see the **** I have to put up with. every idiot thinks his bike is a worth 1k.
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    Full Suspension XTR carbon fiber everything - XC Mountain Bike

    Hello, I am selling my full suspension Custom XC mountain bike. Total weight is 24lbs and has all the best components XTR and Carbon Fiber EVERYTHING!! - Anyone who knows about mountain bikes knows that XTR is the top of the line. Rock Shox Reba front fork shock with lockout, FOX automatic rear shock. 4+ inches of travel. This thing is awesome, when I brought it to the bike shop the guy there told me it was worth at least $4000 when compared to what he had in the store. Has always been babied and professionally tuned. perfect condition, not even a scratch!





    How about some shittier pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koppuh Klyde View Post
    good condition has extra set of tires (slicks), bike lock, rack, and tail light askin $800 obo

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    trek mountainbike





    BikePedia - 2005 Trek 4300 Complete Bicycle

    Sorry. IDK how to post the actual ad.

    Dude, it comes with a lock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genom View Post
    Full Suspension XTR carbon fiber everything - XC Mountain Bike

    Hello, I am selling my full suspension Custom XC mountain bike. Total weight is 24lbs and has all the best components XTR and Carbon Fiber EVERYTHING!! - Anyone who knows about mountain bikes knows that XTR is the top of the line. Rock Shox Reba front fork shock with lockout, FOX automatic rear shock. 4+ inches of travel. This thing is awesome, when I brought it to the bike shop the guy there told me it was worth at least $4000 when compared to what he had in the store. Has always been babied and professionally tuned. perfect condition, not even a scratch!





    How about some shittier pictures?
    Thats a hardtail in the picture...
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    Naa I think its a FS, look closer!

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    I'm not seeing a bike with Rock Shox Reba, shimano parts and that style of suspension being worth $4000 new, $2000 maybe... (I built a santa cruz juliana for my wife with sram XO drivetrain, shimano XTR wheels, Rock Shox SID, elixir carbon brakes for around $4000)

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    Saw two today.

    Rare walk behind unicylce ;-)


    Only $1K? Maybe in 1998.

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    lol @ the shopping cart bike.

    I seen this on the jax cl last week. It would make a good beer buggy.

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    From Craigslist in San Luis Obispo, California...

    Heavy Metal DH Sled (Cuesta Ridge)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Date: 2011-09-12, 6:29PM PDT
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    Handbuilt monstrosity of a bike
    Definitely made for down hill
    XL frame size hard tail
    Frame made of 2" galvanized water pipe, lead filled
    1" galvanized water pipe seat and chain stays, also lead filled
    Solid stock rigid fork
    Solid stock handlebars
    1-1/2" galvanized water pipe seat post, lead filled
    Heavy steel wheels off my old Huffy, 40 hole, 14 straight gage spokes, brass nipples
    Double thorn proof tubes in each wheel
    Heavy wire bead 3.00 tires
    Steel controls
    Steel crank (Huffy again)
    Heavy steel everywhere
    All holes lead filled
    Not one piece of aluminum anywhere
    This baby tips the scales at 250 pounds, similar to current DH bikes
    A little sluggish on the uphills, but look out on the downhills

    Offer


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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOCanucker View Post
    Frame made of 2" galvanized water pipe, lead filled
    1" galvanized water pipe seat and chain stays, also lead filled
    1-1/2" galvanized water pipe seat post, lead filled
    All holes lead filled

    This baby tips the scales at 250 pounds, similar to current DH bikes

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    Not CL, but too good to not post:

    Cutter 'support' saddle - Pinkbike.com

    Price: $1000 USD

    one of a kind Cutter 'support' seat. really hold your ass in place!!!

    willing to trade for a DH frame or a complete bike of any kind

    shoot me an offer
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikojan View Post
    No CL, but too good to not post:

    Cutter 'support' saddle - Pinkbike.com
    I had to go and see this "one of a kind" seat. Here are the photos...

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    If that seat sells for half that amount I'm going into the seat making business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I had to go and see this "one of a kind" seat. Here are the photos...

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    If that seat sells for half that amount I'm going into the seat making business.
    I've always said forming a business on a 1000% markup is the way to go

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    "LANCE ARMSTRONE USPS TOUR de FRANCE POSTER"

    *edit* the funny part is he spelled it armstrone each time he spelled it..not like it was just a mistake once

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    I don't feel like uploading 30 or so screenshots from my ipod on here so I'm just gonna give some of my favorite wtf quotes from the past couple months.

    "I have an awesome set of super straight, barely ridden hipster wheels for sale"

    "my girlfriend moved in and she has a rotweiler and my pet monkey and the dog dont get along sooo 1 of them has to go"

    There was a "2 shelf sandwich food warmer.Etc" for sale in the bike section of craigslist

    From an ad looking for a stolen bike "if your kid brings home something you know you didn't buy, you can bet it's stollen or parts of it are"

    "cycling bike in good condition!"

    This is the entire listing except for the phone number "Coda Expert presta 4 bolt disc wheelset. Narrow rims. Speed."

    "WOW***Murray Mountain Scene-Mtb Bike - $150 18 speed. Needs new home. Complete"

    "High End Mountain Bike-$250 2011 Pacific Tuscon Full Suspension mountain bike"

    "Downhill Stainless Steel Straight MTB Bars...I would call these forever bars!"

    "I am trying to break the world record for the most people in a vw bug i need 20 people to get ahold of me xxx-xxxx requirements are must be 18 and must be at least 5 foot tall the smaller the better" The title of that ad was "small people - $1"

    "Hello! Im a college student heading back to school next week and my bike has CRAPPED ALL OVER MY FACE GUYS." (if caps lock didn't work from crapped to guys was all caps)

    "please do not take advantage of my tiny wallet, craigslist. Youre all fine folks"

    a wedding band found mountain biking

    "wanted: cheap mtn bikes to trash in our youtube show...Even though we're professional bike riding men, me and my buddy Robby crash a lot of bikes"

    "GMC DANALI RACING BIKE..it has lots of special features! YOu wont be disappointed!"

    "26 sets of handbars...Don't ask me if they "fit" I can't answer that, schwinn is in the upper right corner..again please don't ask if they fit it is what it is"

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    This isn't bike related but it still belongs in this group! Who knows maybe someone can apply for this job.

    Velociraptor needed

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    I don't feel like uploading 30 or so screenshots from my ipod on here so I'm just gonna give some of my favorite wtf quotes from the past couple months.

    "I have an awesome set of super straight, barely ridden hipster wheels for sale"

    "my girlfriend moved in and she has a rotweiler and my pet monkey and the dog dont get along sooo 1 of them has to go"

    There was a "2 shelf sandwich food warmer.Etc" for sale in the bike section of craigslist

    From an ad looking for a stolen bike "if your kid brings home something you know you didn't buy, you can bet it's stollen or parts of it are"

    "cycling bike in good condition!"

    This is the entire listing except for the phone number "Coda Expert presta 4 bolt disc wheelset. Narrow rims. Speed."

    "WOW***Murray Mountain Scene-Mtb Bike - $150 18 speed. Needs new home. Complete"

    "High End Mountain Bike-$250 2011 Pacific Tuscon Full Suspension mountain bike"

    "Downhill Stainless Steel Straight MTB Bars...I would call these forever bars!"

    "I am trying to break the world record for the most people in a vw bug i need 20 people to get ahold of me xxx-xxxx requirements are must be 18 and must be at least 5 foot tall the smaller the better" The title of that ad was "small people - $1"

    "Hello! Im a college student heading back to school next week and my bike has CRAPPED ALL OVER MY FACE GUYS." (if caps lock didn't work from crapped to guys was all caps)

    "please do not take advantage of my tiny wallet, craigslist. Youre all fine folks"

    a wedding band found mountain biking

    "wanted: cheap mtn bikes to trash in our youtube show...Even though we're professional bike riding men, me and my buddy Robby crash a lot of bikes"

    "GMC DANALI RACING BIKE..it has lots of special features! YOu wont be disappointed!"

    "26 sets of handbars...Don't ask me if they "fit" I can't answer that, schwinn is in the upper right corner..again please don't ask if they fit it is what it is"
    do you live in ideehoe ?

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    Seat post (Clifton)

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    Some a-hole removed the seat post from my bike and left the seat just laying? lying? resting! He/she just left the saddle resting on the top tube.

    I would like it back please. The saddle is useless unless it is attached to the bike.

    I am willing to give an appropriate reward commensurate with the timely, safe return of my seat post.

    No questions asked unless you are willing to tell me how you came upon the post.

    Google "seat post" to get an idea for what you are looking for (be sure to click on "images" tab otherwise you'll likely end up reading a lame blog called SeatPosts written by this ****** in Portland who is a little too zealous about cycling and thinks bike messengers are God's chosen people just below the Israelites) It's chrome.

    Thanks


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    Some people deserve to be slapped.

    Jackson Pollock Specialized Rock - $375 (So. OC to Irvine)
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    Novel approach....

    Piece of Shit Bike for sale

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    OK, at the first post I was laughing about "The shockproof Fork of FMURRAY". Then, I notice the same person posted an ad for the Murray wheels and "The real wheel has 7 cassette rings." Finally, I see another ad (same person) for "kids' FUFFY 16" MOUNTAIN STYLE BIKE". I can't stand it!

    The shockproof Fork FMURRAY Mountain 24" Bike
    The shockproof Fork FMURRAY Mountain 24" Bike - $20 (Plano/TX 75093)

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    There is The shockproof Fork of FMURRAY Mountain 24" Bike with very nice working and appearance conditions.

    •Location: Plano/TX 75093
    MURRAY MOUNTAIN BIKE 24" WHEEL W/TIRE.
    MURRAY MOUNTAIN BIKE 24" WHEEL W/TIRE. - $40 (Plano/TX 75093)

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    There are pair of MURRAY MOUNTAIN BIKE 24" WHEEL W/TIRE with very good working conditions..
    The real wheel has 7 cassette rings.

    •Location: Plano/TX 75093
    kids' FUFFY 16" MOUNTAIN STYLE BIKE NICE!
    kids' FUFFY 16" MOUNTAIN STYLE BIKE NICE! - $20 (Plano/TX 75093)

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    There is a kids' FUFFY 16" MOUNTAIN STYLE BIKE with very good working conditions.

    •Location: Plano/TX 75093

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetTeach View Post
    Novel approach....

    Piece of **** Bike for sale
    Lol, I noticed that one, also. Hello from far (far) north dallas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetTeach View Post
    Novel approach....

    Piece of **** Bike for sale
    love the 'featured in GTA' bit and how long that post is...
    But, the poster is correct
    can't beat a classic by buying from ScrewUSA...err Walmart.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Hayes "Juice" brakes?

    Clearly they are either nines or HFX and I doubt it's a Scott. Looks more like an old school Schwinn.

    **DownHill Racing Custom Scott fullsuspension **
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    Must see to appreciate!

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    Love to see him get $200 out of it...

    Trek Road Bike - $900 (West Wichita)
    Date: 2011-09-26, 9:37AM CDT
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    10 year old Trek model...road bike...aluminum frame with carbon rear fork...cobb cycling v-flow max saddle is still in excellent condition...basic schimano components...altegra road hangle bars...I was given this bike during the summer of 2009 and rode it quite a bit during that summer and fall. I had the schimano components and road bars and cobb saddle installed during the spring of 2010 but I didnt ride it as much as I hoped. It has been collectin dust in the garage and I would like to see if there is anyone interested in buying this bike for $900. I'm willing to negogiate on price. I have a trainer as well that I would like to sell for $75. If interested please contact me via email.

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    You know you want one

    Rare Red Mtv LERUN Uniskate Part Unicycle, Part Skateboard Bike - $100 (North Hollywood)

    THIS IS A VERY RARE UNICYCLE SKATE BIKE WITH A TIRE IN THE REAR AND SKATE WHEELS IN THE FRONT.
    YOU STEER WITH YOUR WEIGHT SHIFTING LEFT OR RIGHT, HAS COMFORTABLE SEAT AND COASTER BRAKE ( BACK PEDAL )
    DESIGNED IN THE U.S.A. THIS BIKE IS A BLAST TO RIDE AND I'LL BET YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xT1E-yqK2pY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


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    REAR WTB DERAILLEUR 9/8 SPEED
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    I love 36 spoke derailleurs!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Yes! I finally found the "Lets make fun of Craigslist post-"

    I am SO glad that I found this thread.

    Freakin SF Craigslist sucks so bad. I am so glad that I finally got the opportunity to write it.. I've been hating on the key words "vintage and fixie" for years.. and years..
    Coincidentally, just last night, a friend of mine (I can't rip on him too bad) and says he wants to sell his cruiser.. I buy cruisers.. I buy bikes of all kinds.. Tells me the bike is posted.. I laughed when I saw it.. As I google the price on my cell phone, he throws the classic line "I paid this.." My own friend.. was about $50 above msrp selling a used cruiser.. To me, and he knows I know bikes. I broke it down to my friend and I am really suprised we are still friends after the deal ended.. Some people just don't want to hear their bike is not a Record Colnago. I walked away with the bike, and fortuneately, he has no more bikes to sell after that. Finally, why he would sell his only bike? I don't want to know..

    Sorry for the novel. I had to break in this thread this one time..

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    Guess the Mexican cartel violence has finally reached DFW. :P


    MEXICAN TO BE DISMEMBERED, ORGANS SOLD FOR PROFIT(A BIKE, SILLY!)

    MEXICAN TO BE DISMEMBERED, ORGANS SOLD FOR PROFIT(A BIKE, SILLY!) - $160 (FTW)
    Date: 2011-10-04, 8:39AM CDT

    BORN IN MEXICO 1970, HONEST HARDWORKING BIKE, VICTIM OF PROFILING GUILTY OF NOTHING.HAS THE RIGHT STUFF BUT UNWANTED! GUESS I'II SELL ALL THESE KILLER PARTS FOR PROFIT.(SUNTOUR,DIACOMPE,SUNSHINE ETC.) CALL 81721379ZEROSIX TO STAY EXECUTION,& AQUIRE AN AWESOME BIKE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Guess the Mexican cartel violence has finally reached DFW. :P


    MEXICAN TO BE DISMEMBERED, ORGANS SOLD FOR PROFIT(A BIKE, SILLY!)
    I saw this on there this morning!! Love it!

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    Apparently this is a real thing.
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    Tips for pro CL bike sellers:

    1) Find old bike in garage, dumpster, or friend's attic
    2) Create CL ad with out of focus cell phone pic.
    3) Make sure Vintage and Fixie are in the title.
    4) If you paid $X for the bike, your list price should be $X times 80%. Let all potential buys know how much a deal you are giving them.
    5) Wait for people to email/call
    6) Keep waiting. You are winning.
    7) Re-post ad after 3 days.
    8) Repeat steps 5-7 for six months.
    9) Throw bike back in garage. It's pretty obvious the economy is in the crapper and no one wants to pay what the bike is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelscott View Post
    Tips for pro CL bike sellers:

    1) Find old bike in garage, dumpster, or friend's attic
    2) Create CL ad with out of focus cell phone pic.
    3) Make sure Vintage and Fixie are in the title.
    4) If you paid $X for the bike, your list price should be $X times 80%. Let all potential buys know how much a deal you are giving them.
    5) Wait for people to email/call
    6) Keep waiting. You are winning.
    7) Re-post ad after 3 days.
    8) Repeat steps 5-7 for six months.
    9) Throw bike back in garage. It's pretty obvious the economy is in the crapper and no one wants to pay what the bike is worth.
    I hope you don't mind. But, I'm going to post that up (verbatim) to my local CL.

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    Bikes aren't boats

    sucks about the theft AND the spelling AND the grammer. Keep your eyes out for these.


    Stolen----- team bike and bikes

    Stolen----- team bike and bikes (from temple)
    Date: 2011-10-05, 9:31PM CDT
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    We are looking for the ass hole that stolen 4 bikes from a stoage unit in temple he might be looking to sale them
    Masi black with dura ace 06 gran cousre and a vintage Liotto white blue lettering and red rolf wheels and a 24`` redline chrome
    frame, and a cannondale seaco race bike and picture is here of it with custom yellow lettering and campy hardware.


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    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamwa1 View Post
    sucks about the theft AND the spelling AND the grammer. Keep your eyes out for these.


    Stolen----- team bike and bikes

    Stolen----- team bike and bikes (from temple)
    Date: 2011-10-05, 9:31PM CDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
    We are looking for the ass hole that stolen 4 bikes from a stoage unit in temple he might be looking to sale them
    Masi black with dura ace 06 gran cousre and a vintage Liotto white blue lettering and red rolf wheels and a 24`` redline chrome
    frame, and a cannondale seaco race bike and picture is here of it with custom yellow lettering and campy hardware.
    If you cannot be bothered as to spell, punctuate or have decent grammar, why should I bother caring about your bike
    - give a shlt for me to give a shlt!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I hope you don't mind. But, I'm going to post that up (verbatim) to my local CL.

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    That is really a WTF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelscott View Post
    Tips for pro CL bike sellers:

    1) Find old bike in garage, dumpster, or friend's attic
    2) Create CL ad with out of focus cell phone pic.
    3) Make sure Vintage and Fixie are in the title.
    4) If you paid $X for the bike, your list price should be $X times 80%. Let all potential buys know how much a deal you are giving them.
    5) Wait for people to email/call
    6) Keep waiting. You are winning.
    7) Re-post ad after 3 days.
    8) Repeat steps 5-7 for six months.
    9) Throw bike back in garage. It's pretty obvious the economy is in the crapper and no one wants to pay what the bike is worth.
    Seems like my buddy has been using this advice.

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    I posted the tip for pro cl bike sellers on my local craigslist to see what the response would be, and it was flagged and removed in about 30 minutes

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    Gotta get me this Treck Vicleta!
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    Awesome full suspension bike

    exactly what the hell is this thing?
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    1st one misspelled "worthless", 2nd should sell itself with pics that good!
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    20" of travel? Woo hoo!!!

    Marzocchi Italian Suspension Fork

    Marzocchi Italian Suspension Fork - $100 (Arlington)

    Date: 2011-10-09, 11:20PM CDT
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    In great shape. 9 inch steer tube and 20 inch of travel (axel to crown race) For a downhill bike or something you want a lot of travel.

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    20" of travel? Awesome! For a downhill bike or something you want a lot of travel.

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    Did you email him to tell him how to properly measure travel?
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    Stolen Bikes

    Interesting I know the guy in Temple nice guy he owns a hobby shop and a race track ,and a secret part owner of 2 bike shops one in Austin one close to Temple and heard he is worth a few million from a construction job out of Houston. And owns like 2 private airports one in Temple and Houston and like 7 airplanes for a hobby. He just wants to hang the ******* that did it.

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    yes we know him he owns a few bike shops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh cox View Post
    Interesting I know the guy in Temple nice guy he owns a hobby shop and a race track ,and a secret part owner of 2 bike shops one in Austin one close to Temple and heard he is worth a few million from a construction job out of Houston. And owns like 2 private airports one in Temple and Houston and like 7 airplanes for a hobby. He just wants to hang the ******* that did it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh cox View Post
    yes we know him he owns a few bike shops
    Dear John, WTF are you talking about???


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    Did you email him to tell him how to properly measure travel?
    Nuh uh, not my job to set him straight. He'd probably just get snippy with me, anyway.

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    I got a laugh out of the selling point "tits still on tires".

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    This is the best mtbr thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longfinkillie View Post
    Rare Red Mtv LERUN Uniskate Part Unicycle, Part Skateboard Bike - $100 (North Hollywood)

    THIS IS A VERY RARE UNICYCLE SKATE BIKE WITH A TIRE IN THE REAR AND SKATE WHEELS IN THE FRONT.
    YOU STEER WITH YOUR WEIGHT SHIFTING LEFT OR RIGHT, HAS COMFORTABLE SEAT AND COASTER BRAKE ( BACK PEDAL )
    DESIGNED IN THE U.S.A. THIS BIKE IS A BLAST TO RIDE AND I'LL BET YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE.
    Of the recent posts, this is one of my favorites! They are right that I have not ever seen one, but there is probably a reason for that. I do kinda want one...but not for that price.

    This is one of the best treads I've seen so far during my short time on this forum.

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    Upset womenz are evil!

    ouch
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    Cool-blue Rhythm

    so descriptive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLMike View Post
    ouch
    women...can't live w/ 'em - can't shoot 'em
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I'm sorry dear baby Jesus, that was uncalled for - please forgive me
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I'm sorry dear baby Jesus, that was uncalled for - please forgive me
    lol, Reminded me of this one from Eastbound & Down.

    Instantly I regret saying that, that was a horrible thing to say. It's just, I'm Kenny Powers, and I'm very upset right with how I'm acting right now!

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    Listen!

    It just amazes me how stupid people are in the world. Are these the same type of people that have to remind themselves to breathe?

    On a side note I do love flagging these morons ads.
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    Human Kidney for sale GOOD CONDITION! - $10000 (Fort Worth)

    Date: 2011-10-18, 10:11AM CDT
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    I have a kidney for sale. It's mine and in great condition. I'm selling it cheap because I need quick money to buy a llama. Thankyou.


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    20" Rare Bike

    20" Rare Bike

    20" Rare Bike - $40 (Balch springs)

    Date: 2011-10-20, 2:23PM CDT
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    Rare bike looks like home made
    For more info. DO NOT reply to this post, I do not check emails often
    WILL CONSIDER OFFERS, CASH ONLY, CALL OR TEXT BEFORE 2:00PM (214) 859 XXXX THANKS
    Serious inquires only please! No shipping Will remove post when sold.

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    Ha! Rare bike? It's a girls frame flipped upside down and turned into a spray painted monstrosity... And, "Serious inquires only please!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by unsmowler View Post
    1st one misspelled "worthless", 2nd should sell itself with pics that good!
    Uh, no... the seller is saying the two words "worth" and "less" not the compound "worthless". Example - A is worth less than B.

    The fail is on you, own your fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeakJones View Post
    Originally Posted by unsmowler
    1st one misspelled "worthless", 2nd should sell itself with pics that good!
    Uh, no... the seller is saying the two words "worth" and "less" not the compound "worthless". Example - A is worth less than B.

    The fail is on you, own your fail.
    Uh, I think unsmowler was cleverly calling the bike worthless.

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    $675? really? boy, we must get some really good medical pot here in SF! trek's infamous "Y-glide" bike was a child of this design...

    Dream Carbon Trek Pro MTB Frame, Fork, Crank, Extras
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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    I got a laugh out of the selling point "tits still on tires".

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    4 months old mgx mtb full suspicion. front wheel flat tiers

    4 months old mgx mtb full suspicion. front wheel flat tiers - $70 (Richardson )

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    I am going to sell this bike for good price because I don't have experience. Changing a tube
    bike on good shape frame.tiers.breaks.shifts
    26 inches wheels
    full suspicion
    red colors
    21 speeds
    more information pl e mail me back
    will contact you as soon as possible
    thanks

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    Dunno how to fix a flat? Looking up a "how-to" on youtube just too much work? Sell the bike!

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    full suspicion is right!

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    ^^^ Ha! Hadn't noticed that...

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    Specialized Rock hopper comp like new

    Specialized Rock hopper comp like new - $550 (Plano )

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    This is a like new specialized rock hopper comp bike.

    The frame is made from A1 aluminum

    This bike comes with road tires and off-road tires

    Also the bike comes with a specialized air pump

    First 550 cash gets it

    Please call Chris at 214-215-XXXX

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    Retailed for $780 back in 2000 and they're asking $550? Oh, it comes with a pump and spare tires. Let me go find my wallet...

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    Get your carben fibber here!!

    Giant TCR Advanced carbon frame

    2005 GIANT TCR ADVANTAGE carben fibber frame and forks. Comes with neck, carben fibber seat post, and two carben fibber water cages. Had a repaired crack on the center inside post of the frame and was painted white. Come take a look at it. Asking $200 call or text at 210-508-3074



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    Keep trying to do the awesomest thing you've ever done.

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    I Hate liars
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    I Hate liars
    Can't you trust carben fibbers?

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    Epic MTB craigslist post

    I just want to roll up to Lynn and hang out with the guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radioface View Post
    Epic MTB craigslist post

    I just want to roll up to Lynn and hang out with the guy
    "I have a pouch that is connected under the seat for tools, tire kit, and what not."

    The "what not" in the pouch is probably the source of his problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelscott View Post
    Tips for pro CL bike sellers:

    1) Find old bike in garage, dumpster, or friend's attic
    2) Create CL ad with out of focus cell phone pic.
    3) Make sure Vintage and Fixie are in the title.
    4) If you paid $X for the bike, your list price should be $X times 80%. Let all potential buys know how much a deal you are giving them.
    5) Wait for people to email/call
    6) Keep waiting. You are winning.
    7) Re-post ad after 3 days.
    8) Repeat steps 5-7 for six months.
    9) Throw bike back in garage. It's pretty obvious the economy is in the crapper and no one wants to pay what the bike is worth.
    Love it. This description is CL gospel.
    Keep the rubber side down

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    I'm not entirely sure what's for sale here... It says trek 6700... and fixie.... Well I see 2 treks, a giant, and a fixie... But no trek 6700 fixie...

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    ^^^ email sent

    "$200 for all for or ???"
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    umm...dude...were you typing with just your thumbs?

    Brand Sparkilng new REDLINE d660 29er!!!!!!
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    then we have this fellow trying to unload practically useless items that should be left on the sidewalk for free...

    BIKE SEATS, SHOES 10-10 1/2, TSHORTS
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    let's go off the beaten path just a little, shall we? besides, who knows what we might meet up with on the trail, huh?

    6.8 million volts stun gun *(EXTREMELY POWERFUL)*
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    let's go off the beaten path just a little, shall we? besides, who knows what we might meet up with on the trail, huh?

    6.8 million volts stun gun *(EXTREMELY POWERFUL)*
    Then the ahole puts all those keywords at the bottom of his ad. I love flagging those tards.

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    OLD ANGELES TRICYCLE



    Must be one of them new-fangled 2-wheeled tricycles I keep hearing about...
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    Here is a real WTF

    email this posting to a friend maine craigslist > for sale / wanted > bicycles
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    1990 Fat Chance Wicked Fat 17" Deore XT - $800 (Portland)
    Date: 2011-10-30, 2:18AM EDT
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    Somerville, Mass. crafted steel Fat Chance, Wicked Fat model, size medium, Black Deore XT 730 parts, wide Mavic rims, all original except for NOS Oury grips. . .very nicely handmade Fat frame, stem and handlebar, Spinner or Koski fork (not sure)
    Ferrari red paint w/black parts looks pretty nice. going to Ebay if it doesn't sell here.

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    -RATROD ALERT- vintage western flyer

    -RATROD ALERT- vintage western flyer - $150 (NRH)

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    I have for sale a late 40's/early 50's western flyer men's bicycle. Really nice old cruiser. Rides like thunder but smooth as a tittie. The goods og style: chainguard, strut rods, pedals, western flyer brand red grips, and hardware. 26"x2.125" whitewalls came on it do great. Older, vintage bendix wheels with coaster brake. Slightly used chain and big effing amber lens headlight. Dirty white cruiser saddle with one rip for street cred. Own the streets and be the talk of the block. Thanx for looking, Matt. 817 229 XXXX.

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    I'm strangly drawn to the "big effing amber lens headlight".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad1972 View Post
    Here is a real WTF

    There, fixed.
    And for the collector, that's not a terrible price. I'd say MOMBAT would agree that the price is not too far off. I wouldn't mind having one purely for nostalgia purposes, though I might try to bargain him down to around $500.

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    pray tell, what is the "deerhead" group?

    Diamondback Apex Vintage
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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    pray tell, what is the "deerhead" group?
    Deore XT from the early-mid '80s?... Shimano History

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    Bike with a hack

    This looks safe!


    Custom built 26" bike with a hack (sidecar). 21 speed. I've had a total of 350 lbs on it (2 adults) with no problems.
    If you have a special needs child, this would be great to ride the park trails and enjoy the scenery.
    Seat belt and arm rests included.







    Bike with a hack


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    ^^^ That looks like it woudl be hella fun!

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    ummm...how drunk were you?

    Lost my bike on Muni *reward*
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    High End? Whatever...

    Xmas Gift? Specialized Mtn bike for your gal! - $300 (Corvallis)

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    NEW 2012 Specialized Hotrock A1FS 11 Girl's mountain bike. GREAT bike for girls ages 8-15. 21-speed high-end mountain bike with all the functionality of a nice adult mountain bike. Retails for $480. Purchased at Peak Sports in Corvallis and we have the owner's manual and receipts - our daughter opted for a cruiser instead. Email to see the bike. Cash only.

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    I've seen my fair share of stupid craigslist posts in the past couple weeks.

    -A guy looking for skilled archers to practice their skills while helping to cut down on the gophers in his yard

    -"trade my bmx bike for ur truck...I have a top award winning bmx bike for trade.. i paid 5000 for the bike...."

    -the typical bar ends on backwards, handlebars and/or forks on backwards, bad pictures, funny pictures, stupid people

    -"looking for an old road bike...these bike also has special tires. Thanks"

    -"New never ridden tour da france with shimano parts"

    -"whatever dude it's Campag"

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    I'm unfamiliar with BMX bikes, but I thought the seat post was kind of odd.



    1992 elf old school bmx - $165
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    Looking at craigslist ads throws my mind for a loop. especially when I see bike from department stores being sold for as much as they were when new.

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    now hold the hell on, here...you want me to buy a used WTB saddle that probably cost on forty bucks via mail order back in the late nineties...for forty dollars?

    WTB SST Race Saddle

    you MUST be HIGH...i'll give you ten bucks for it...
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    ^^^ That looks uncomfy - I'd even save that $10
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecub View Post
    I'm unfamiliar with BMX bikes, but I thought the seat post was kind of odd.



    1992 elf old school bmx - $165
    It's for grown adults that want to commute on a bmx
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    A Saint raper? WTF?

    Saintraper Bike


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    Quote Originally Posted by Genom View Post
    A Saint raper? WTF?

    Saintraper Bike

    It's actually Saint Ropez. Oops...

    French Bicycles

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    ... and if we just ...

    So there is this guy in my area's bicycle CL that sells old bicycles from his backyard (self proclaimed "bicycle farm"), claims theyre "vintage" and offers free riding lessons for the ladies... Everyone flags him then he goes on psychotic rants.. so entertaining....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genom View Post
    A Saint raper? WTF?
    "Yes, I understand you're a Saint, beloved by many. But sometimes, a man has needs...... so.....let's just get this over with....."

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    Well, it's something....
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    Giant Brand Mountain Bike

    "it is very cheap. you can see in the pictures."

    um...OK...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pcmark View Post
    Umm OK.
    all i can think is "good lord"...

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    A "Specialized" Giant Iguana...

    Specialized Iguana SE
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    Funny

    This thread is hillarious! Here is another to add to the collection!
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    I don't see what's funny about that one...
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    GIANT CADEX CFM-3 CARBON FIBER MOUNTAIN BIKE 18" - $1000 (BAY RIDGE )

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    GIANT CADEX CFM-3 CARBON FIBER + KEVLAR FRAME MOUNTAIN BIKE 18"
    THIS IS A NICE 1993 GIANT CADEX CFM-3 CARBON FIBER MOUNTAIN BIKE.
    THE BIKE HAS BEEN IN STORAGE FOR A FEW YEARS
    CONDITION OF BIKE: THE FRAME PAINT IS GOOD, CLEAR COAT IS PRISTINE SOME SCRATCHES FROM CABLES VISIBLE IN 4TH PHOTO. THERE ARE NO WHEELS AS I USED THEM UP AND FOR STORAGE IT WAS EASIER TO KEEP WITHOUT, YOU CAN STILL BUY NEW WHEELS IN THE MARKET. AS YOU WILL SEE IN THE 3RD PHOTO THE SEAT HAS A SCUFF AND A TEAR. THIS BIKE GIVES AN INCREDIBLE RIDE FOR THE FIRST CARBON GENERATION BIKE!
    COMPONENTS: NO FRONT DERAILLEUR DUE TO 50 STAR CHAINRING ADDITION FOR HIGHER SPEEDS, TITANIUM POST SVELTE FOOT PEDALS, SEAT POST FROM SYNCROS, TITANIUM SEAT POST CLAMP, LEATHER TECHNO DYNAMICA SEAT, CUSTOM TITANIUM BOLTED STEM FROM ANSWER A.TAC. SHIMANO STR HEADSET.

    CAN MEET IN AND AROUND BAY RIDGE AND INSPECT BIKE, CASH ONLY. PRICE NEGOTIABLE CONTACT BY EMAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    I don't see what's funny about that one...
    OK, at least it's not just me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    I don't see what's funny about that one...
    Quote Originally Posted by pcmark View Post
    OK, at least it's not just me




    Maybe the two of you together can work out the spelling.

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    What's wrong with the spelling? Is "Ricon" misspelled?
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    Ding, Ding you are correct sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    What's wrong with the spelling? Is "Ricon" misspelled?



    Do you ever pause for a moment before you hit "post"? Try googling "Giant Ricon".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Do you ever pause for a moment before you hit "post"? Try googling "Giant Ricon".
    Lol, classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Do you ever pause for a moment before you hit "post"? Try googling "Giant Ricon".
    Here is the funy part about this: I didn't even realize there was an error in the spelling.

    Look at the size bike he is selling. Now look at the height of the people he is recommending the bike for. That is where the humor is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Maybe the two of you together can work out the spelling.
    Oh Wow, he spelled Rincon wrong. That's a real knee slapper Boy, that's awesome.

    :sarcasm^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by getagrip View Post
    Here is the funy part about this: I didn't even realize there was an error in the spelling.

    Look at the size bike he is selling. Now look at the height of the people he is recommending the bike for. That is where the humor is!



    Now you've done it, Kona will black out when he has to digest all that info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcmark View Post
    Oh Wow, he spelled Rincon wrong. That's a real knee slapper Boy, that's awesome.

    :sarcasm^^



    Why what a fine contribution, you'll be a valued member I'm sure.



    not sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by roadie scum View Post
    Why what a fine contribution, you'll be a valued member I'm sure.



    not sarcasm



    Be nice.

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    Worlds Ugliest Bike - $25

    Vintage Murray 24" 3 speed ladies bike. Rusty, spray can painted [terrible job], tires old and cracking [but hold air], "Thumpy" when riding but goes down the road. Stuck in 3rd gear [internal rear hub shifts but is missing hardware], rusty ape hangers add a nice touch. $25 dollars or ANY offer!!!!! Please come get this thing out of my sight!!! UGH!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by roadie scum View Post
    Why what a fine contribution, you'll be a valued member I'm sure.



    not sarcasm
    Ouch, so you don't like my sense of humor, but cmon now.

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    $ 1 500

    For a lightly demoed Santa Cruz Blur LT Carbon... Full XT, Talas and RP23, Formula brakes, Easton Haven components... Seeler looks like a lbs... Should I investigate further ?

    Santa Cruz Blur LT Carbon Demo Custom Bike Medium


    Santa Cruz Blur LT Carbon Demo Custom Bike Medium - $1500 (Montreal)

    Date : 2011-12-09, 6:24AM EST

    This is for an almost new Santa Cruz Blur LT C Medium with a Custom Easton Haven Shimano XT, Formula R1 Build kit, Fox Talas and Float RP23 Suspension.

    Excellent condition, used as a demo for a couple rides.

    Take our beloved Blur LT. Now, make the frame a pound lighter, several orders of magnitude stronger and stiffer, make it out of carbon fiber. Make the whole frame out of the stuff, and use a proprietary one piece molding process that ensures maximum strength and minimal weight. The result? The strongest bike we have ever built, bar none. It's a nimble, fast climbing, flex-free, confidence inspiring, trail bombing demon of a bike. Build it up however you want - there are no weight restrictions or fork travel limits to worry about - then ride it hard as you dare.


    FORK: Fox Talas 36 RLC FIT TAPERED 150mm
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    SHIFTERS: Shimano M780 (XT) 10spd
    CRANKSET: Shimano M780 24/32/42 (XT) 10spd 175mm
    BOTTOM BRACKET: Included w/ crankset
    CASSETTE: Shimano M771, 11-34 (XT) 10spd
    CHAIN: Shimano HG 74 10spd
    BRAKES: Formula R1 Brake set 160mm rotors front and rear
    BARS: Easton Haven 711mm
    STEM: Easton Haven 90mm
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    TODAY ONLY - Bicycle seat - Won't Last Long - TODAY ONLY

    THIS IS A SPECIAL ONE DAY ONLY PRICE ADJUSTMENT - ACT FAST BEFORE IT IS GONE FOR GOOD AND YOU MISS OUT ON IT - THIS WON'T LAST LONG!

    ************* THIEF PROOF YOUR BIKE *************

    This seat may look like garbage - but it seems there are a lot of people who think a seat like this on their bike dissuades thieves

    Now that I have a garage I don't have to think like one of those people so it is up for sale

    It is a very comfortable seat with plenty of cushion

    It could even be easily recovered with some fabric from Joann's

    Google Map 11598 to see where I live and then email me if you want to come here

    Price Neg - almost no reasonale offer refused

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    Same seller.

    Incredible Vintage crankset

    This is a miss-matched 2 chainring crankset (probably Huret) - the (rusty) non-power side arm does not match power side

    For a square tapered bottom bracket with tapered cottered pins (pins and nuts included)

    I'm also including the hanger (I might even have the cups but no promisses on them)

    Email for further details

    Google Map 11598 to see where I live and then email me if you want to come here

    Price Neg - almost no offer refused

    ACT FAST BEFORE IT IS GONE


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    That looks like some junk impalement waiting to happen.
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    Hey, I need a bodyguard too! But for free, yea?

    4 hr. Body Guard needed for court (redwood city)

    Date: 2011-12-29, 9:00PM PST
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    In a few weeks, maybe 3 or 4, I am going to need a body guard for a court appearance in RWC. This is to protect me from a 250 lb. 5'6" woman who may try and rush me, to hit me and scream at me. It is a restraining order hearing. I will need to be accompanied from my car to court and then back to my car. I would like you to sit with me in court, but the bailiff should keep order in the court. Does $100 sound right for a 4 hour or less gig? Off duty police officers or deputy sheriffs are welcome. It would be good if you are physically imposing, i.e. tall and well muscled. The more tough you look, the less likely there will be a problem.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Hey, I need a bodyguard too! But for free, yea?
    Says right in the listing: Does $100 sound right for a 4 hour or less gig?

    I would do it for $100.

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    **REWARD** For Stolen Bike - $200 (Johnny's Toys Latonia)

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    I had a bike I bought for 110 dollars. I am offering $200 to get this bike back to me considering it wasnt mine. I will not call police, we will handle this like adults. This bike is a ---------Black Havoc Full Suspension 26" Mens' Mountain Bike------------- I left it near the railroad tracks to find a pair of gloves and when I came back it was gone. I am in the military, if you have any love for your country you will give this back. Thanks

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    Seems shady to me. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    **REWARD** For Stolen Bike - $200 (Johnny's Toys Latonia)

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    I had a bike I bought for 110 dollars. I am offering $200 to get this bike back to me considering it wasnt mine. I will not call police, we will handle this like adults. This bike is a ---------Black Havoc Full Suspension 26" Mens' Mountain Bike------------- I left it near the railroad tracks to find a pair of gloves and when I came back it was gone. I am in the military, if you have any love for your country you will give this back. Thanks

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    Seems shady to me. . .
    Wow.

    Just...wow.


    Havoc Full Suspension 26" Mens' Mountain Bike - Walmart.com


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    ^^ Okay? I do realize it is an inexpensive bike..what seems shady is the fact that he's willing to spend almost twice of what he paid for it when he could just buy a new one for $200

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    ^^ Okay? I do realize it is an inexpensive bike..what seems shady is the fact that he's willing to spend almost twice of what he paid for it when he could just buy a new one for $200
    I think he was a drug dealer and that frame was filled with coke pellets
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    That's what I'm thinking, something shady..I didn't get the whole "Wow. Just..wow" Like okay? I get it's a cheap bike, thanks for the link

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    ^^ Okay? I do realize it is an inexpensive bike..what seems shady is the fact that he's willing to spend almost twice of what he paid for it when he could just buy a new one for $200
    No, I agree with you.
    Something just ain't right.

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    Frankly -especially if he is a military person- he may just want the opportunity to pound on the person/s who initially took it; a redemption, justice-be-done setup.

    The "any love for your country" (an oft-used reasoning this season of politicking, and just as probably disingenuous) is somewhat clever, plus the additional cash. For sake of life and limb, I wouldn't meet up but call, leave a note on bike, and run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    **REWARD** For Stolen Bike - $200 (Johnny's Toys Latonia)

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    Date: 2011-12-31, 9:19AM EST
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    I had a bike I bought for 110 dollars. I am offering $200 to get this bike back to me considering it wasnt mine. I will not call police, we will handle this like adults. This bike is a ---------Black Havoc Full Suspension 26" Mens' Mountain Bike------------- I left it near the railroad tracks to find a pair of gloves and when I came back it was gone. I am in the military, if you have any love for your country you will give this back. Thanks

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    Seems shady to me. . .
    Seems like a good way to make some money.... Buy the bike at Walmart, say you stole it and return it, and take the $90 profit.....
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandsalmon View Post
    Frankly -especially if he is a military person- he may just want the opportunity to pound on the person/s who initially took it; a redemption, justice-be-done setup.

    The "any love for your country" (an oft-used reasoning this season of politicking, and just as probably disingenuous) is somewhat clever, plus the additional cash. For sake of life and limb, I wouldn't meet up but call, leave a note on bike, and run.


    /\ This, he's counting on the thief's greed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Seems like a good way to make some money.... Buy the bike at Walmart, say you stole it and return it, and take the $90 profit.....
    Maybe I am just slow...yea...but after reading the ad, then considering the possible post above: I really feel we are dealing with plain schizophrenia.

    Get four or five like people together, you would have a pyramid scheme, and real profit for a couple- if they knew when to stop.

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    SPECIALIZED S-WORKS STUMPY M5

    Best bike he's ever owned, but it has zero miles? So, it was the best garage art he's ever owned. Well, that's a strong endorsement.

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    never mind your knuckleheads. let's start the year off talking about my knuckleheads...

    black Hipster bike shimano gearss
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    Here's a bargain...

    It's a little seized up, though.

    Huffy mountain bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu412 View Post
    It's a little seized up, though.

    Huffy mountain bike
    VINTAGE 1984 SPECIALIZED STUMPJUMPER STUMP JUMPER BIKE

    Only $750.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndgen View Post
    "I am the original owner of this 1984 Specialized Stumpjumper bike. A Specialized series touring mountain bike." Well, ooooo lah lah.
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    Bicycling is politics by other means.

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    This isn't from CL. Instead it's from our very own MTBR Classifieds. He walks among us...

    Sram X.9 Impulse (triggers) - Buy and Sell and Review Mountain Bikes and Accessories

    Comment Date: Thu January 5, 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by bradystoff
    hi broeddie my name is brady lol i have myself in a seriouse bind and u my freind have the solution to my problem a paire of x9 shifters me and me ex split about two months ago and she took a hammer to my bike clamming i love it more than wich is true but she took them both right of the bars the brakes levers the rims all kinds of nasty **** but she dint hit the frame the retard thats the big bucks.SOhere is my proposel even though there only 55 i unfortunatly dont have 55 at this time i work construction and the weather ha us shut down for the time being.i do however have aabout ten grand worth of componants in my bike shop.so is it possible to come up with something of equal value and just send it to each other.im not trying to scam u are any goofy **** im just being real and either u do and im set and ur cool as hell or u dont and i understand i could even ship whatever u decide on first and give u the trqcking numbers then u could ship but honestly im not out to try and screw u if u was i probably would try like a fox fork or something worth getting arrested for but im not that kind of person.i have mtb and roa componants i have brand new saddles,i have tons of front derailers no rear at the moment but i have a sram x9 top mount top swing i have a x7 bottom swing i have a deore xt top mount dual swing i have a set of deore xt shifter brake combos that are still brand new everything im listing is brand new still in the packaging i have a set of kenda nevegals dtc tomac 60 tpi with stick e side tread brand new there 2.2'sand folding obviously but i would give u the set of the for them its about 112 bucks i paid for the pair and there bran new i could throw in a brand irc wytho 2.3 rear folding 120 tpi aramid bead that was about 45 bucks used once and i got tubless for my bday thats how i got the nevegals my mom baught them and didnt get ust tubless tires they would have worked but i dont jerry rig **** so i would give u all three brand new tires for them its about 150 bucks worth of rubber or i have a brand new silverado team saddle its black leather with yellow letters and graphics its sick and never even been out of the plastic i could send whatever to u and pay shipping and once u got the tracking numbers u could send ur out and give me tracking numbers if its small like the shifters u could probablt get away with a paddd envolope in the mail i bet for free but ya if u would trade u seriously would be helping me out in a big way thats why im trying to offer suff thats well over the 55 bucks so the deal swings in youre favor the new x9's dont look like this anymore they dont have the creat and the top is all plastis i hate them and there ugly as hell i love tthe way these ones look like the xo's it would be the 5th pair ive owned so think about it and if u want or nee something and u can trust a man noadays with all the ******** scam ****s around ill be as fair as i can about the deal and try to hook up up for the favor because i cant ride without them sorry for rambeling i just realy need shifters rightnow and cant afford to buy a pair my email is bradystoffe [email protected]*********.com let me know either way so i know if i should keep looking or pack youre new **** up ill send it out today for real it wont take long to get to u we only live 109 miles apart realy with an houre drive each we could do it in person if u wanted to its up to you i would totaly do that like saturay if u wanted to if u need something specific just ask because i have a ton of **** just no spare sram shifters i run a small bike shop in the summer so i have a bunch of stuff like i said let me know either way thanks man
    The quote is just as it appears on the classified ad. Well, I removed his email to be polite...

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    ^ I saw that same guy post a reply on another ad, way to much info.

    His other posts in threads are just as amusing.

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    I should send him a PM and ask him to come in here and elaborate for us...

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    Spelling and punctuation. Why is it so hard?

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    Amazing !

    I'm ready to rock the mountains

    MOUNTAIN BIKE LIKE NEW WITH VERY SHIMANO COMPONENTS

    MOUNTAIN BIKE LIKE NEW WITH VERY SHIMANO COMPONENTS - $90

    Date : 2012-01-08, 2:52PM EST

    FRAME WAS PROFESSIONAL PAINTED
    19" FRAME. SHIMANO BRAKES AND WHEEL HUBS. SHIMANO DEORE SHIFTERS AND CRANK
    FIRST $85 GET IT. RELATIVELY LIGHT.JUST NEEDS A LITTLE PAINT(FORK)
    BRAND NEW TIRES,
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    IF INTERESESTED LEAVE ME YOUR CONTACT INFO.
    THANKS

    I CAN DELIVER FOR AN EXTRA $10

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    Hayes MX2 2sets


    Hayes MX2 2sets - $50 (Pointe-Claire)

    Date : 2012-01-05, 3:25PM EST

    Hayes Mx2 used but in great condition.
    Mx2's are the best mechanical brakes on the market in my opinion
    2 calipers
    2 levers with cables.
    its a great deal if your interested send me a message!

    Lieu : Pointe-Claire
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    lol... I bet he thinks today's Mongoose entry-level bikes are the best too
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Us New Yorkers can't stand scammers...

    RE: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford


    RE: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford - $750 (RIP OFF LAND)

    Date: 2012-01-10, 6:24PM EST
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    I am really sick of some of you rip off artists trying to cheat people.
    And this seller has the nerve to complain about scammers! What BS.
    This person is trying to sell a Windsor Oxford for $750!
    That's a Bikesdirect.com bike. You know how much it costs new? $349!
    The seller wants you to pay more than DOUBLE the new price!
    Here's a link to the new bikes: http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/windsor/oxford_deluxe.htm
    If you want one, buy it from bikes direct, not this scam artist.


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    Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford - $750 (Clinton Hill, Brooklyn)

    Date: 2012-01-10, 5:01PM EST
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    This bike was purchased in August and ridden under 10 times, literally.
    It's never been left outside and is in shiny, perfect condition.
    I added a bell, rear and front lights, bike rack and I have a cup holder not installed.
    It's a beautiful bike and needs a good home. It's worth more than I'm asking,
    but would like to find someone who will actually enjoy it.
    Size: 46cm for heights of 4'-10" - 5'-7"
    Cash or PayPal payment accepted.
    Good luck with your search!

    XXX.XXX.XXXX (if you get my voicemail,
    please leave a message and I will call you back).
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndgen View Post
    Us New Yorkers can't stand scammers...

    RE: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford


    RE: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford - $750 (RIP OFF LAND)

    Date: 2012-01-10, 6:24PM EST
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I am really sick of some of you rip off artists trying to cheat people.
    And this seller has the nerve to complain about scammers! What BS.
    This person is trying to sell a Windsor Oxford for $750!
    That's a Bikesdirect.com bike. You know how much it costs new? $349!
    The seller wants you to pay more than DOUBLE the new price!
    Here's a link to the new bikes: http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/windsor/oxford_deluxe.htm
    If you want one, buy it from bikes direct, not this scam artist.


    (The original ad: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford )
    Really good of you to out this loser but couldn't you have linked the original CL ad in your CL expose' so people would know exactly what you are referring to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu412 View Post
    Really good of you to out this loser but couldn't you have linked the original CL ad in your CL expose' so people would know exactly what you are referring to?
    I did include the original link: (The original ad: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford )

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    WTF or hello every body

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndgen View Post
    I did include the original link: (The original ad: Ladies 46cm 3-Speed Windsor Oxford )
    Yes you did.I missed it ... thought I clicked all the links you had posted. So sorry
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    1500 is really a steal when you get the custom rear wheel. That alone may retail for 20 or 30 bucks.
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    Oh my, that Miller Lite bike listing is epic. Good find ... wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockNnachos View Post
    that bike looks sooper fast! - and Lite too!
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockNnachos View Post
    Christmas gifts for Miller Brewing employees this year? It worked for IKEA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    ...and Lite too!
    Less filling!

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    I never saw a Full Suspension Time Trial Bike before.



    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Less filling!

    Taste Great!

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    alright - calm down you two - don't wanna see this binned
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Notice the first line of this one:

    No p***y-whipped tire kickers need call.
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    i love the miller light one! looks like a cardboard disk was slapped on the back of a NEXT. Besides, MTB'ers have better taste in beer

    i remember seeing an ad for a used 80's Ross mountain bike, and the seller said something along the lines of "i have a vintage 80's Ross, that i was told by a friend, could fetch somewhere around 1000, but i'm letting it go for 800"

    he got a reply like "dude, its a frikkin ROSS. you'd be lucky to get 80 bucks for it. your friend is an idiot"

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    That's very weird, somebody just posted another similar Miller Light bike in my area for $1200. No cardboard disk though.


    Special edition Miller lite Mountainbike - $1200 (brookville)


    I have a special edition Miller Lite moutain bike road 1time around the block does have couple very small scratches , still has small stickers on pedals and missing a sticker on the side but like brandnew. $1,200 obo text only xxx,xxx,xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu412 View Post
    No p***y-whipped tire kickers need call.
    I also like that he is going to be firm on the price. Title is $1700, text is $1600. In person, $150?

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    I have never seen weird posts jk

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    I spent less than three minutes looking before I found this. I imagine some real gems will result from a couple hours.
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    It has pretty purple tires

    And his neighbor wanted to steal it !
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genom View Post
    I think they may be underestimating the age of that bike just a LITTLE bit.
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