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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    Humanity, and the resulting deforestation that supports it is responsible for infinitely more bird deaths than cats.
    When environmentalists boil it down, humanity is THE problem. Kill all the people and all will be good in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And then hop up on you and crawl all over every piece of furniture in the house. Sometimes even walking on counter tops where food it prepped. Talk about disgusting cross contamination. 冷
    Oh, who does not like an animal that walks around putting it's ass in your face?


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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
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    The only time you really have to worry about cats when out riding...

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    And can anyone spot the GLARING error on this picture?
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    ...and if anyone was left wondering at the plight of the protagonists in the previous post, this is what happened next:


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    When environmentalists boil it down, humanity is THE problem. Kill all the people and all will be good in the world.


    There's a big difference between acknowledging a fact and suggesting that we should kill all humans. But you knew that that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    Here's the deal, no one saw the dog chasing deer or any other creature. No one saw the dog do anything, let alone something bad or wrong. Most here seem to think that since the dog got shot then by God it must have been doing something worthy of deserving it. Couldn't possibly be that some jerk shot it just for the hell of it because some people are just @ssholes.


    And if you really want to save the birds get off your computer and quit buying cheap plastic crap. Join a monestary. You my friend are responsible for more dead birds than my cat is.

    I get it -- this is all conjecture. Never meant to imply that my version was the only one, I merely suggested one possibility and I fully recognize that there are others.

    Re: birds -- I agree that we are the problem. I *do* endeavor to find as many solutions as possible. One of them is keeping my (wife's) cat inside, period. If more people did this, we'd have more birds.

    The birds have to earn their living. Pets don't. Uneven playing field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    The only time you really have to worry about cats when out riding...

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    And can anyone spot the GLARING error on this picture?


    Incorrect attack position?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    The only time you really have to worry about cats when out riding...

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    And can anyone spot the GLARING error on this picture?



    The rider is not in the correct attack position? Ha! JBW beat me to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by life behind bars View Post
    The rider is not in the correct attack position? Ha! JBW beat me to it.
    Nope, but close, altho I believe that is the correct attack position when riding an all-steel bike being chased by a big cat. What I was referring to is the horrific and unpardonable misuse of the apostrophe!!! (You may have to zoom a little).
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Nope, but close, altho I believe that is the correct attack position when riding an all-steel bike being chased by a big cat. What I was referring to is the horrific and unpardonable misuse of the apostrophe!!! (You may have to zoom a little).
    *gasp* how will we make through the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    *gasp* how will we make through the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Lots of fruit DJ
    As long as I don’t slip on a banana peel I suppose I’ll make it. 😂
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    There's worse things happen around fruit ya know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    Oh, who does not like an animal that walks around putting it's ass in your face?

    Oh, I don't know, probably someone that loves getting licked in the face by a dog that has done this:

    "It's only when you stand over it, you know, when you physically stand over the bike, that then you say 'hey, I don't have much stand over height', you know"-T. Ellsworth

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    The cat is trying to get you to lick his balloon knot. What you have to do to turn the tables is smear some peanut butter on your corn hole and lay back with your feet behind your ears. The cat wont realize what's happening until it's too late, and then you will have achieved dominance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schulze View Post
    The cat is trying to get you to lick his balloon knot. What you have to do to turn the tables is smear some peanut butter on your corn hole and lay back with your feet behind your ears. The cat wont realize what's happening until it's too late, and then you will have achieved dominance.
    And you found this out how?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    And you found this out how?!?
    Please don’t inquire. 🤮
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    The only time you really have to worry about cats when out riding...

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    And can anyone spot the GLARING error on this picture?
    a.) Lions do not live in the desert.
    b.) Saddle is too low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Weld View Post
    There's a big difference between acknowledging a fact and suggesting that we should kill all humans. But you knew that that.
    Humans are not THE problem nor are we able to make the world a harmless place for ourselves let alone all creatures.

    Hey, isn't this a mountain biking site? This thread lost any "General Mountain Biking" relevance about 5 pages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    My dude, I think you’ve got me confused with someone else. Orvis? Really?


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    Those are universal rules, my guy. Not sure what the problem with with Orvis is, but they are outdoorsy but non-crunchy and dog sports oriented. Here are a few other options.


    https://www.backpacker.com/skills/hi...off-leash-dogs


    https://www.outdoorproject.com/blog-...tiquette-trail


    https://www.outdoors.org/articles/am...d-on-the-trail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    If you were to wait until a dog actually tried to bite before you shot it, you're getting bit. They are fast.
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    I know. And while I have no obligation, moral or otherwise, to take a dog bite, I am a human who likes dogs. I also have enough experience with herding dogs to know a nip on the ankle is likely, having my achilles ripped out is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    a.) Lions do not live in the desert.
    b.) Saddle is too low.
    Actually there is a population of lions that have adapted to living in the desert.

    https://wilderness-safaris.com/blog/...t-adapted-lion

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    The only time you really have to worry about cats when out riding...

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    And can anyone spot the GLARING error on this picture?
    Take your pick:
    a.) rider showing you don't need a fat bike to ride on sand
    2.) rider has no helmet
    III.) suicide no hander requires both hands off the bars
    No dig no whine

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    Quote Originally Posted by twd953 View Post
    Take your pick:
    a.) rider showing you don't need a fat bike to ride on sand
    2.) rider has no helmet
    III.) suicide no hander requires both hands off the bars
    Screw all of it, freestyle is where it’s at in that situation.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    It’s baffling. They take the time to bag it, but then leave it. Why not just flick it in the woods? I’ve asked people about why they do it, and they all claim that they’ll pick it up on their way out. We all know how that goes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    a.) Lions do not live in the desert.
    b.) Saddle is too low.
    Maybe it's a dropper? He's bringing his left hand forward to hit the remote to bring it up.
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    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Maybe it's a dropper? He's bringing his left hand forward to hit the remote to bring it up.
    He’s bringing his left hand forward letting the lion know he just crapped his green shorts and to back off.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    It’s baffling. They take the time to bag it, but then leave it. Why not just flick it in the woods? I’ve asked people about why they do it, and they all claim that they’ll pick it up on their way out. We all know how that goes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schulze View Post
    The cat is trying to get you to lick his balloon knot. What you have to do to turn the tables is smear some peanut butter on your corn hole and lay back with your feet behind your ears. The cat wont realize what's happening until it's too late, and then you will have achieved dominance.
    I could tell a story about what happened (no preparations made) when I was with a girlfriend and her curious cat in college butt… I'll just leave it at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I could tell a story about what happened (no preparations made) when I was with a girlfriend and her curious cat in college butt… I'll just leave it at that.
    Been there, talk about ruining the moment. Also been there with a gf’s dog. Really “can we remove him from the room”? “No”, some lame excuse, no worries as I try to block it out.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel1916 View Post
    Those are universal rules, my guy. Not sure what the problem with with Orvis is, but they are outdoorsy but non-crunchy and dog sports oriented. Here are a few other options.


    https://www.backpacker.com/skills/hi...off-leash-dogs


    https://www.outdoorproject.com/blog-...tiquette-trail


    https://www.outdoors.org/articles/am...d-on-the-trail
    Dude, what fecking rules, are you referring to? And friends don’t let friends pose with orvis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65 View Post
    Dude, what fecking rules, are you referring to? And friends don’t let friends pose with orvis.


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    You stated "my dog isn’t required to be leashed in most of the places I ride. And she ALWAYS shits off trail". Your dog may not be required to be leashed, your dog does have to be under your control. Shitting off the trail isn't good enough, you should be packing the shit out.

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