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    Few people ride in the nude...

    Why are y'all afraid to ride buck nekkid? Are you afraid? I understand the rattlesnakes and what not, but baby please....
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    I've seen thousands of people riding in the nude at once, during the day, in town.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    I rather not get poison ivy around my naughty bits.
    Will swerve for leaves.

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    These 50 riders did it for Queen's Bicycle Race music video:

    https://youtu.be/c0l-L4tlQcQ

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    I'd worry about banging my crank on a rock.
    What's wrong with him??

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    the world does not need the punishment of seeing any part of my body other than my arms or legs exposed...nuclear war would be a more pleasant option....
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    Can you recommend a saddle Crankout? Maybe let me borrow one to demo?

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    Do you guys want to see me ride I nude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDwayyo View Post
    Can you recommend a saddle Crankout?
    WTB, with the "love channel"

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    You're asking this in November when half of the country is freezing or close to it?

    Snow, rain, cold, wind....
    Riding Washington State singletrack since 1986

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    I have often thought that riding my mountain bike is the most fun I have ever had with my pants on.

    I have never thought about riding without pants.....
    Bicycles don't have motors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh My Sack! View Post
    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    The”naked crit” at Mount Snow was raced every year both nude and at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgltrak View Post
    These 50 riders did it for Queen's Bicycle Race music video:

    https://youtu.be/c0l-L4tlQcQ
    The bike shop made Queen pay to replace all the seats on the rented bikes.

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    Few people ride in the nude...

    Are there stats on this?
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Are there stats on this?
    The winner, won by 2"
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    Quote Originally Posted by curveball View Post
    you're asking this in november when half of the country is freezing or close to it?

    Snow, rain, cold, wind....shrinkage
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    The winner, won by 2"
    It was a prosthetic. Damn cheaters will stop at nothing!
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    Any nudists try this saddle out?

    Few people ride in the nude...-img_23717-630x420.jpg
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    eMTB will be the in thing to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
    It was a prosthetic. Damn cheaters will stop at nothing!
    lol! After re-reviewing the video... I thought I saw a male in there but I guess I was wrong.
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    Dangly parts and moving parts don't play together well.
    How can this mean anything to me, if I really don't feel anything at all. I'll keep digging, till I feel something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twd953 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery View Post
    Any nudists try this saddle out?

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    Seems like there should be gender-specific versions of this saddle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    Seems like there should be gender-specific versions of this saddle.
    =sParty
    Some with front "support"?
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    This is the reason ya shouldn't hang the bare junk off the back
    video=youtube;][/video]...

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    U sayin' Bolt ?
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    Dangling is far from aero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Are there stats on this?
    Not sure, but my girl rides naked every time

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    I've got news for you. Underneath my riding gear, I'M COMPLETELY NAKED!
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Gardening sans trousers is achievable but riding, be it mtn, road or gravel, seems impossibly disarming and uncomfortable to say the least....
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Gardening sans trousers is achievable but riding, be it mtn, road or gravel, seems impossibly disarming and uncomfortable to say the least....
    What about plumbing? Or was this covered in a previous post?
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    Er.... uncovered?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Gardening sans trousers is achievable but riding, be it mtn, road or gravel, seems impossibly disarming and uncomfortable to say the least....
    Try cooking bacon...

    Hey, is your starting of this thread and your screen name mere coincidence, or something we need to be concerned about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALimon View Post
    Not sure, but my girl rides naked every time
    I’d have a “hard” time riding with her.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crankout View Post
    Why are y'all afraid to ride buck nekkid? Are you afraid? I understand the rattlesnakes and what not, but baby please....
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    How can this mean anything to me, if I really don't feel anything at all. I'll keep digging, till I feel something.

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    ^^that always cracks me up!
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    We need a forum for nude riding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery View Post
    We need a forum for nude riding.
    Please no photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leafkiller View Post
    Please no photos.

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    Why not? Are you prudish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Picard View Post
    Why not? Are you prudish?

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    Some things can not be unseen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    What about plumbing? Or was this covered in a previous post?
    =sParty








    Er.... uncovered?
    We've not discussed other chores or careers that should or should not be done without one's clothing. At least I haven't initiated any, but Picard on the other hand may have that angle covered already.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    Try cooking bacon...

    Hey, is your starting of this thread and your screen name mere coincidence, or something we need to be concerned about?
    Purely coincidental.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leafkiller View Post
    Please no photos.

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    You don't want to see a 60+ year old man nude on a bike? Come on!
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    A good line of nude work for guys would be as a pull toy. No clothing, just roller skates.
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery View Post
    You don't want to see a 60+ year old man nude on a bike? Come on!
    No, not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery View Post
    You don't want to see a 60+ year old man nude on a bike? Come on!
    Nothing a bungee cord couldn’t fix.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery View Post
    You don't want to see a 60+ year old man nude on a bike? Come on!
    Nope. Same reason I don't stop at any of the natural hot springs near by some of the trails I ride. Only made that mistake once.
    No dig no whine

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDwayyo View Post
    Can you recommend a saddle Crankout? Maybe let me borrow one to demo?
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    Few people ride in the nude...

    Have you ever heard the term “that’s going to leave a mark”?
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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