The 2019 "Knock that sh*t off" Thread - Page 2- Mtbr.com
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 101 to 143 of 143
  1. #101
    Nat
    Nat is online now
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Nat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    13,367
    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    "Octobro" sounds like a villain crossing between Marvel Comics and Bill & Ted's Excellent universes.
    "Yo! Muuuhhuuwwwaahhhh, dude."

  2. #102
    Nat
    Nat is online now
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Nat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    13,367
    I’m watching some YouTube videos tonight so...

    Adding music to your ride video. KTSO!

    Let me hear your tires on dirt instead.

  3. #103
    Sneaker man
    Reputation: mik_git's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    2,883
    All the people around here "frothing" at the trails and the "hero dirt", knock that shit off!

    they're frothing to get to the trails, they're frothing when on the trails, they're frothing at the hero dirt on the trails, they're frothing to talk about frothing at the hero dirt...what the hell, do they all have rabies or something?


    and the gaddam stupid underling links appearing everywhere on mtbr all of a sudden

    K.
    T.
    S.
    right the fuk
    OFF!!!!
    All the gear and no idea.

  4. #104
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Arebee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    688
    People who sneeze multiple times.

    Knock that $hi+ off!
    AreBee

  5. #105
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Quote Originally Posted by Arebee View Post
    People who sneeze multiple times.

    Knock that $hi+ off!
    And just who on Gods green earth sneezes just once?
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  6. #106
    Life's a Garden, dig it!
    Reputation: chuckha62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,479
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And just who on Gods green earth sneezes just once?
    Hear, Hear!

    I mean, achooo! aaaachooo!
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

  7. #107
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    or people who sneeze excessively loud. you dont have to yell when you sneeze
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

  8. #108
    Up In Smoke
    Reputation: Train Wreck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    1,332
    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    or people who sneeze excessively loud. you dont have to yell when you sneeze
    I'm a loud sneezer. Sorry, there's nothing I can or plan to do about it. At least I only sneeze once, my boss will sneeze for 10 minutes straight.

  9. #109
    Out spokin'
    Reputation: Sparticus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1999
    Posts
    9,650
    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Trying to tell me what I can and cannot put on my pizza. KTSO!
    Pickles & tuna pizza — YUM!
    =sParty
    disciplesofdirt.org

    We don't quit riding because we get old.
    We get old because we quit riding.

  10. #110
    Thinking about riding.
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    1,844
    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    or people who sneeze excessively loud. you dont have to yell when you sneeze
    Both my parents do this and I've tried my entire life to explain to them that sneezing does not use the vocal cords unless you choose to.

    My mom's is especially funny because it sounds sarcastic; 'hah-chyew!'

  11. #111
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDwayyo View Post
    Both my parents do this and I've tried my entire life to explain to them that sneezing does not use the vocal cords unless you choose to.

    My mom's is especially funny because it sounds sarcastic; 'hah-chyew!'
    I understand a loud sneeze but that's what I'm talking about. You dont need to pronounce your sneeze.

    knock that $#!& Off!

  12. #112
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    2,046
    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    I'm a loud sneezer. Sorry, there's nothing I can or plan to do about it. At least I only sneeze once, my boss will sneeze for 10 minutes straight.
    Me too. One and done but it will scare pets, elderly and small children.

  13. #113
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    2,046
    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I understand a loud sneeze but that's what I'm talking about. You dont need to pronounce your sneeze.

    knock that $#!& Off!
    Mine are so loud, I try and say sneeze to warn people. Some times im late, and vocalist while sneezing.

  14. #114
    Thinking about riding.
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Dec 2014
    Posts
    1,844
    Quote Originally Posted by Cerberus75 View Post
    Mine are so loud, I try and say sneeze to warn people. Some times im late, and vocalist while sneezing.
    Wow, I'd love to hear someone loudly say the word 'sneeze' during a sneeze.

  15. #115
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    2,046
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDwayyo View Post
    Wow, I'd love to hear someone loudly say the word 'sneeze' during a sneeze.
    We ride the same trails...It's possible.

  16. #116
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    or people who sneeze excessively loud. you dont have to yell when you sneeze
    Keep reading below.

    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    I'm a loud sneezer. Sorry, there's nothing I can or plan to do about it. At least I only sneeze once, my boss will sneeze for 10 minutes straight.
    I as well am a very loud sneezer. There’s nothing I can do about it other than to try to minimize the intensity. With all I’ve tried it still comes out very loud, so I’m told. I’m pretty well known at work for it. Most just laugh, others well, don’t know what to tell ya. And by the way, I’m a two sneeze minimum and a three sneeze regular, in a row.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDwayyo View Post
    Both my parents do this and I've tried my entire life to explain to them that sneezing does not use the vocal cords unless you choose to. '
    Not true, read above.
    Once again your parents were right.

    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    I understand a loud sneeze but that's what I'm talking about. You dont need to pronounce your sneeze.

    knock that $#!& Off!
    It’s apparently unavoidable with some, read above.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  17. #117
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    I remember a girl in grade school that would sneeze and everyone made fun of her. she would "Ah Ah Choo he he he he".
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

  18. #118
    Life's a Garden, dig it!
    Reputation: chuckha62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,479
    I used to work with a Chinese Engineer whose name was Ai Choo.

    One day in a meeting, she sneezed and before I even thought it through, I said, "That would be an Ai Choo Ahchoo".

    The meeting was adjourned.
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

  19. #119
    One ring to mash them all
    Reputation: the one ring's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    1,227
    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    I used to work with a Chinese Engineer whose name was Ai Choo.

    One day in a meeting, she sneezed and before I even thought it through, I said, "That would be an Ai Choo Ahchoo".

    The meeting was adjourned.
    How long after was your meeting with HR?
    "It's such a fine line between stupid and, uh … yeah, and clever."
    — David St. Hubbins

  20. #120
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    How long after was your meeting with HR?
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  21. #121
    One ring to mash them all
    Reputation: the one ring's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    1,227
    KTwoSO be like:

    "It's such a fine line between stupid and, uh … yeah, and clever."
    — David St. Hubbins

  22. #122
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    nice^^^
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

  23. #123
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Arebee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    688
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And just who on Gods green earth sneezes just once?
    Well I do! My wife will sneeze anywhere from 3 to 6 times in a row. I never know when to say "God bless you!" Drives me nuts!
    AreBee

  24. #124
    Life's a Garden, dig it!
    Reputation: chuckha62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,479
    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    How long after was your meeting with HR?
    The funny thing is that where I am now... I am HR.
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

  25. #125
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    Do you have to tell yourself to knock that sh!t off?

  26. #126
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Quote Originally Posted by Arebee View Post
    Well I do! My wife will sneeze anywhere from 3 to 6 times in a row. I never know when to say "God bless you!" Drives me nuts!
    Which brings to mind discrimination. So we wish a “God Bless” upon only sneezers.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  27. #127
    Life's a Garden, dig it!
    Reputation: chuckha62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,479
    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Do you have to tell yourself to knock that sh!t off?
    All the time. I may be an A$$hole, but I'm a self-actualized one.
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

  28. #128
    mtbr member
    Reputation: BlueCheesehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    1,280
    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Which brings to mind discrimination. So we wish a “God Bless” upon only sneezers.
    ...and yet some are offended anyone would have the audacity to provide such an unsolicited offering of well wishes. To those offended, KTSO, someone was just trying to be nice.

    As to why on a sneeze, I had heard it was because the heart momentarily stopped. The other theory is that it originated during the plague when sneezing and coughing were seen as means to spread the disease. So why not for coughing? Who knows, but on the bright side fewer are offended.

    Thinking about it I simply say "Bless you", which is odd cause I have not been endowed with any special ability to actually bless anything.
    Last edited by BlueCheesehead; 04-18-2019 at 01:56 PM.

  29. #129
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

  30. #130
    mtbr member
    Reputation: dbhammercycle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Posts
    3,366
    I've been offering either "Salud" or "Gesundheit" (both being a variation of good health to you) for many years, instead of "God bless you" because you never know who you might offend and I'd rather not offend a God, let alone The God.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

  31. #131
    mtbr member
    Reputation: BlueCheesehead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    1,280
    Very often I find myself opting for the soup over the Salud.
    Last edited by BlueCheesehead; 04-18-2019 at 01:53 PM.

  32. #132
    Life's a Garden, dig it!
    Reputation: chuckha62's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,479
    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    Very often I find myself opting the soup over the Salud.
    Sinus soup? Eeeeew!
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

  33. #133
    Nat
    Nat is online now
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Nat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    13,367
    Quote Originally Posted by dbhammercycle View Post
    I've been offering either "Salud" or "Gesundheit" (both being a variation of good health to you) for many years, instead of "God bless you" because you never know who you might offend and I'd rather not offend a God, let alone The God.
    How about after someone lets out a big sneeze we say, "Good Lord!"

    Actually I don't know why we're expected to say anything (other than maybe "cover your mouth").

  34. #134
    Up In Smoke
    Reputation: Train Wreck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    1,332
    Quote Originally Posted by Nat View Post
    How about after someone lets out a big sneeze we say, "Good Lord!"
    You're only supposed to say that when someone cuts the cheese

  35. #135
    Nat
    Nat is online now
    mtbr member
    Reputation: Nat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    13,367
    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    You're only supposed to say that when someone cuts the cheese
    I yell, "Hits!" then punch them in the arm unless they can say, "No hits!" first.

  36. #136
    One ring to mash them all
    Reputation: the one ring's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    1,227
    Quote Originally Posted by BlueCheesehead View Post
    As to why on a sneeze, I had heard it was because the heart momentarily stopped. The other theory is that it originated during the plague when sneezing and coughing were seen as means to spread the disease.
    Another possible origin is that sneezing was an early symptom of the plague, so "God Bless You" was more or less a "good luck, you're fooked."

    Also, sneezing was thought of as expelling a demon.
    "It's such a fine line between stupid and, uh … yeah, and clever."
    — David St. Hubbins

  37. #137
    One ring to mash them all
    Reputation: the one ring's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    1,227
    Quote Originally Posted by Nat View Post
    How about after someone lets out a big sneeze we say, "Good Lord!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    You're only supposed to say that when someone cuts the cheese
    Seems appropriate if you do both simultaneously. Especially if there's substance.
    "It's such a fine line between stupid and, uh … yeah, and clever."
    — David St. Hubbins

  38. #138
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    People riding on muddy trails, then posting selfies of their mud splattered face, KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!
    Holding a design contest for a front fender on a mountain bike site.

    Pretty much says “I ride muddy trails and scar them up”.

    Giving our sport a bad name.

    Knock that shit off!!
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  39. #139
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    What if it's during a race and you don't have a choice?

  40. #140
    Self Appointed Judge&Jury
    Reputation: DIRTJUNKIE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Posts
    33,912
    Knock that shit off!!
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

  41. #141
    Up In Smoke
    Reputation: Train Wreck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    1,332
    Using a fork and a knife to eat a chocolate bar, KTSO

  42. #142
    mtbr member
    Reputation: azimiut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    573
    Telling someone with a lefty hey you left half your bike at home. Ktso

  43. #143
    mtbr member
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Posts
    224
    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Using a fork and a knife to eat a chocolate bar, KTSO
    Or pizza!

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Similar Threads

  1. Knock..knock
    By DIRTJUNKIE in forum Off Camber (off topic)
    Replies: 85
    Last Post: 11-15-2014, 07:54 PM
  2. Knock, knock... new guy alert.
    By ricksride in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 12-07-2013, 04:21 PM
  3. Knock knock
    By dogonfr in forum Haro
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 04-11-2011, 01:19 PM
  4. Knock Knock....
    By misteremanca in forum 29er Bikes
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 01-08-2011, 03:04 PM
  5. Tune King Kong Disc rear hub--Knock, knock, knock!!!
    By EpicriderGMAC in forum Wheels and Tires
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09-27-2005, 07:43 PM

Members who have read this thread: 382

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

THE SITE

ABOUT MTBR

VISIT US AT

© Copyright 2019 VerticalScope Inc. All rights reserved.