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    50+ Joke Thread-36752699_10155510462672478_5455304821852602368_n.jpg

    And he was right, I now keep falling down in the shower.
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    And he was right, I now keep falling down in the shower.
    Please don't post anything about how your doctor thinks you need a stool in your shower.
    Unicycle, promoting unity and cycling by being hard to ride since 1866.

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    Hey! I resemble that remark

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    F*ck Cancer

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    Why did the dyslexic never have any luck with the girls?

    He kept sending them pictures of his pens.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I lol'd
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    R.I.P. Stan Lee

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    Not really a Joke but still pretty funny

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    https://gizmodo.com/raccoons-suspect...ust-1830455989

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    Cool-blue Rhythm

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    “I seek only the Flow”,
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    Shut Up Legs :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    When you factor in some piercings

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    When you factor in some piercings

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    Nope

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    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    I really wish this thread was a sticky. It is my favorite, and cyclecious is my idol!

    The MRI one is classic. I'm a certified radiologic technologist now for 30 years, and the things I've seen are truly amazing.

    Love it!!!!

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    As little bike as possible, as silent as possible.
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