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F*ck Cancer
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I thought it was funny but if anyone objects, I'll remove it.
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That's funny lol!
Its the 50+ forum after all.^^
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Blow?? What is this Blow thing???
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F*ck Cancer
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F*ck Cancer
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What the heck?
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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
Bob says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Charlie says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Dave says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to Ed who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, '"Take a sweater.'"
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What the heck?
I didn't see that but I think I'm going to spend some time investigating!
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Awesome!
Originally Posted by Tribble Me
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
Bob says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Charlie says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Dave says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to Ed who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, '"Take a sweater.'"
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My wife has asked me to book a table for two for Valentine's Day.
I didn't know she played pool, great idea.
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F*ck Cancer
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Ouch!
She’s got her fist clenched. Looks to be a pretty meaty fist at that.
 Originally Posted by mileslong
I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.
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F*ck Cancer
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@2old, you post some funny stuff man! 
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Too soon? Happy Hump Day 
F*ck Cancer
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Originally Posted by cyclelicious
Too soon? Happy Hump Day
He needs that like a hole in the head.
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F*ck Cancer
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You know you're getting old when
…. if your partner offers you “super sex”, you choose the soup.
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I always wondered what happen to her 
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F*ck Cancer
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^^ I was just up there last week on a ski trip. Talk about the middle of nowhere...
And the food was awful.
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Originally Posted by cyclelicious
I'm thinking Coopers Droop.
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F*ck Cancer
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Originally Posted by cyclelicious
After twenty years of marriage, I have concluded that the correct answer is: I love it when your hair is up
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And its a blonde man this time!
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!
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After twenty years of marriage, I have concluded that the correct answer is: I love it when your hair is up
Or if you feel frisky.... Does nothing for your butt. But it does make your neck look fat!
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F*ck Cancer
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^^^ Worth repeating?
https://forums.mtbr.com/fifty-years-old/50-joke-thread-989802-31.html#post13935260
I can't remember sh*t but for some reason I remember these cartoons.
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