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    F*ck Cancer

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    50+ Joke Thread-image.jpg
    You'll need to click this to see it full size.

    I thought it was funny but if anyone objects, I'll remove it.
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    That's funny lol!

    Its the 50+ forum after all.^^
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    Blow?? What is this Blow thing???

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    What the heck?

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    Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.

    His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

    Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

    Bob says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

    Charlie says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

    Dave says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

    They all turned to Ed who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, '"Take a sweater.'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pig View Post
    What the heck?

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    I didn't see that but I think I'm going to spend some time investigating!

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    Awesome!

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    Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.

    His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

    Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

    Bob says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

    Charlie says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

    Dave says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

    They all turned to Ed who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, '"Take a sweater.'"
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    My wife has asked me to book a table for two for Valentine's Day.

    I didn't know she played pool, great idea.
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    F*ck Cancer

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    Ouch!
    She’s got her fist clenched. Looks to be a pretty meaty fist at that.
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    @2old, you post some funny stuff man!
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