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    Poem: "The Night Before Global Fat Bike Day"

    "The Night Before Global Fat Bike Day"

    (with sincere fat apologies to Clement Hii Clarke Moore)

    'Twas the night before Global Fat Bike Day and all through the earth,
    not a skinny tire was rolling, for need of more girth.

    The pogies were waiting for their chance to be bold,
    in hope to protect warm hands from the cold.

    So Papa was riding Moonlander full gear
    and Mama rolled Pugsley with baby in rear.

    The forecast said snow so we better get Lou
    with Bud on the front, his tread is still new.

    They come from afar, they come from next door,
    A ride on a fattie is never a bore!

    So what can you say and what can you do,
    but get yourself up and get a Fat Bike real soon!


    - author Mark H. Ehlers
    copyright 2013 (because I know someone is going to try and steal this silly poem and try to make millions off of it so they can buy themselves a fleet of carbon fatties and a full Rapha riding kit)
    - Mark Ehlers
    The Prodigal Cyclist

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    no poem but. it's -8 degrees right now and won't be much warmer tomorrow. i drank lots of beer tonight, i will also do that tomorrow. yay bikes.

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    Heading out in about 1.5 hours

    Mainly cloudy. 60 percent chance of drizzle this morning. Wind west 20 km/h gusting to 40. Temperature falling to plus 1 this afternoon.

    Its -2 now

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    I'm stuck patching servers atm. But plan to ride once done. Just got a slight coating of snow - not much, but better than the rain it was for a while.
    Oh noes. I'm going to drink the Kool-Aid.

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    well it's -12 f here. this is gonna be a fun day.

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