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    What underwear should I wear to race...

    What underwear should I wear to race...


    I am unable to decide which would give me the best performance. Should I go boxers, bikini briefs, briefs or boxer briefs. Since I am unable to think for myself I am begging for your opinion and your acceptance...
    The Super T you have is really a very good fork. I'd take that fork over a Fox 40 or a Boxer unless i was entering a fashon contest instead of a race

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    comando fo sho
    I knew I was forgetting one.
    The Super T you have is really a very good fork. I'd take that fork over a Fox 40 or a Boxer unless i was entering a fashon contest instead of a race

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    Jockstrap & cup. My other helmet.
    You think I'm kidding but I'm dead serious.
    i want to post more but i can't stop riding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    comando fo sho
    I'd get it caught in the spokes or run it over.
    Last edited by M1_joel; 03-15-2005 at 03:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenschwinn
    What underwear should I wear to race...


    I am unable to decide which would give me the best performance. Should I go boxers, bikini briefs, briefs or boxer briefs. Since I am unable to think for myself I am begging for your opinion and your acceptance...

    This will make you faster for sure......


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    [QUOTE=006_007]This will make you faster for sure......

    Now what are you doing with a picture like that, really?
    i want to post more but i can't stop riding!

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    [QUOTE=JSUN]
    Quote Originally Posted by 006_007
    This will make you faster for sure......

    Now what are you doing with a picture like that, really?
    gotta love google. picture worth a 1000 words

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    [QUOTE=JSUN]
    Quote Originally Posted by 006_007
    This will make you faster for sure......

    Now what are you doing with a picture like that, really?
    The google "im feeling lucky" button comes up with some strange stuff sometimes. That is my story and I am sticking with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 006_007
    This will make you faster for sure......

    that reminds me of Dodgeball..... just not so hairy
    Sully

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    OK I am officially sorry I started this one...
    The Super T you have is really a very good fork. I'd take that fork over a Fox 40 or a Boxer unless i was entering a fashon contest instead of a race

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenschwinn
    OK I am officially sorry I started this one...

    Or at least sorry you came back to view the replies. Actually if you scroll down real fast it kinda looks like the kokanee snowboarding sasquatch TV ads.....

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    victorias secret thong for me

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    for some real advice...boxxers if they are confortable, briefs if your worried about your package flappin around...blah blah blah.

    ok, what did you type in to get that picture? "big hairy as s?
    Quote Originally Posted by irieness
    ...it's just that when I'm wondering what things are like head tube, seat post, cranks, flux capacitor, SS, FS, hardtail...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyStryker
    for some real advice...boxxers if they are confortable, briefs if your worried about your package flappin around...blah blah blah.

    ok, what did you type in to get that picture? "big hairy as s?
    Nah, nothing crude. Only "leather pants a$$" with all filters disabled......

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    your best bet is a jungle fever leopard skin thong

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    Underwear in a tube

    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenschwinn
    What underwear should I wear to race...


    I am unable to decide which would give me the best performance. Should I go boxers, bikini briefs, briefs or boxer briefs. Since I am unable to think for myself I am begging for your opinion and your acceptance...
    Any underwear that comes in a plastic tube will make you faster, but your wife/GF/BF/hooker might not like that.
    ...and I used my strength to rip my blouse...

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    i always rock gold bling bling boxers http://www.intimo.com/m101003.html#

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    Boxxers and I prefer mine pre-soiled. That way when I get scared going off the 2ft drops, I don't ruin a good pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    comando fo sho
    nothing gets inbetween me and my bike shorts. In fact going comando kina makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. like climbing the rope in gym class.

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    I'd go with just Lycra....like her...eww, is that a mole?:
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    DUH
    Something with racing stripes!!

    If you are just hucking, go commando (true FREERIDE)

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    Dude, you need one of these!
    http://ghost.vluki.ru/img/Camel%20Toe.jpg


    Crap, somebody imbed this in the thread so we don't have to go off site...

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    Awesome. I want to get the "Cougar" size for my chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by s1ngletrack
    Awesome......
    Thank you, thank you.....

    Google rules!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s1ngletrack
    Awesome. I want to get the "Cougar" size for my chick.
    LMFAO, that some funny shiat. Did you see that part about the cougar size haivign the built in bottle opener, that is awesome!!

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    seeing the thread with "underwear" in it and then seeing a pic associated I had to take a look. tooOooOoo funny! that c-toe pic turned into an email spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenschwinn
    What underwear should I wear to race...


    I am unable to decide which would give me the best performance. Should I go boxers, bikini briefs, briefs or boxer briefs. Since I am unable to think for myself I am begging for your opinion and your acceptance...
    get a pair of OICMP's

    Oops I Crapped My Pants

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    too funny and GROSS!

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    I usually wear a pink thong...G string crawl up my a$$ and make me very mad...mad at myself for enjoying it
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    LOLZ too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    comando fo sho
    First time you see someone with a "twisted nut" and you'll pack those babies tight...

    last summer I saw a guy land a no footer wrong. He neded up with a twisted nut. He swelled to the size of a grapefruit and had to go to an ER.

    It was nasty, and was probably not keeping his wife happy for quite some time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roaming Oregon
    was probably not keeping his wife happy for quite some time...
    but that is like you every day
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    funniest post

    this would probably tak the cake on one of the funniest posts iv seen on this site

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    I just got a new pair with sequence (sp)
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    I just got a new pair with sequence (sp)
    Sssshhh lets keep this between us, but I actually think it's supposed to be spelled sequins

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    Quote Originally Posted by misctwo
    get a pair of OICMP's

    Oops I Crapped My Pants
    I think I just sharted...
    The Super T you have is really a very good fork. I'd take that fork over a Fox 40 or a Boxer unless i was entering a fashon contest instead of a race

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    Quote Originally Posted by red5
    Sssshhh lets keep this between us, but I actually think it's supposed to be spelled sequins
    they tickle on every drop....Know of a trail with all drops...he he he
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenschwinn
    I think I just sharted...
    I love the faling when you can fart with confidence
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Don t wear any.... you ll be lighter !


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggY
    Don t wear any.... you ll be lighter !


    What we do is called freeRIDING... not freeBALLING...

    This is costly mistake many have made by using improper nomenclature, save your self from a ball twisting and correct it now.


    You'll thank me later.

    BTW:

    assless chaps are certainly acceptable as the package stays snuggy.

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