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    Tis merely a flesh wound OR Gorbechov

    Guess what happened to SMT's forehead and win a free weekend stay at Chateau de Piraté along with all the beer you can drink AND 1 smelly slightly used EVIL bikes jersey.
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    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    yeah, uh............bikes
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    A totally sweet but oddly placed hicky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaFish
    A totally sweet but oddly placed hicky.
    I'm sure a player like SMT has had many women with forehead fetishes, but thats not it.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    yeah, uh............bikes
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    A cool tattoo of a mushroom cloud?

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    a rock or a fist

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    he tried to smash a beer can on his head, ive tried too with not to great results
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    lotion too slippery?

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    Keep guessing.

    Perhaps WCH will chime in with his unbiased, objective & detailed recount of the event that occured.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    a rock or a fist
    Lukewarm.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBsoxB
    lotion too slippery?
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by e<i>o
    Lukewarm.

    he punched himself

    he fell on a rock

    a rock got kicked up and hit him in the forehead

    he hit his head on his stem?

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    low hanging tree branch?

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    that's the biggest pimple i've ever seen.

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    fight?

    did it get a little rough?

    flying beer bottle?
    I HATE WORK, WORK IS BAD, WORK = NO BIKE, NO BIKE = NO GOOD

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    slipped and hit it on a tire or frame

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    allergic reaction to seman?

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    yeah, uh............bikes
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    He got in a fight with another Pirate and took a pegleg to the noggin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaFish
    He got in a fight with another Pirate and took a pegleg to the noggin?
    So close.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by e<i>o
    So close.
    baseball bat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardcoe newbie
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    he got kicked in the face
    he fell onto his handlebar?

    he and WCH were sword fighting with wooden sticks, and SMT lost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by e[i
    o]So close.
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    he got kicked in the face
    I HATE WORK, WORK IS BAD, WORK = NO BIKE, NO BIKE = NO GOOD

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    cant believe know one has said it yet !
    But from what I hear about Shiver I would have to say he simply

    got drunk and fell down
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    someone gave him a mushroom bruise?

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    ITS FROM WCH mushroom tip. SMT and WCH are ****. Onnce cali passes miargage laws thwy will elope. NITHER OF THEM ARE FRAT. BOTH GDIs. BOTH SCUM.

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    Rug burn from being rear mounted?


    I don't know.. but man they both look like they are bummed or mad at something, did they get in a spat, and Mike threw a rock at him?

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    Definitely couldnt stop in time and went head first into a tree or other hard object.
    I'm not new to this, I'm true to this

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    Quote Originally Posted by saviorself
    he tried to smash a beer can on his head, ive tried too with not to great results

    you win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    no no no
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deweydude
    cant believe know one has said it yet !
    But from what I hear about Shiver I would have to say he simply

    got drunk and fell down
    very very close
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdirt
    Rug burn ......

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


    PDIRT.......YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU ARE THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    I'll let SMT or WCH explain......
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    while drinking excessively, I grabbed EIO..just playing around and as I went to let go of him he grabbed me and we fell off the couch and I got a rug burn on my head. it started bleeding immediately...just a perfect shot and a bud of all the jokes all weekend.

    My only revenge is EIO telling me he is VERY BORED W/THE TRAILS he rides back home now....He said I ruined it for him...he use to think the trails were good but then got a dose of some SoCal; shiat and now he thinks his stuff is just XC
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    (raises hand) Pick me! Pick me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    My only revenge is EIO telling me he is VERY BORED W/THE TRAILS he rides back home now....He said I ruined it for him...he use to think the trails were good but then got a dose of some SoCal; shiat and now he thinks his stuff is just XC
    Sadly its true.

    One correction though..........You forget I lived out West for 6 years. I ALWAYS thought the trails here, locally at least, were "OK" at best and I ALWAYS knew they were XC(ish). Its somewhere to ride at least. Some of the better FR/DH stuff has gotten shutdown since I moved here, but admirably the SORBA/RAMBO guys are doing good work to get legal/legit FR stuff opened up, like Central Park for instance. Those still pale in comaprison to anything out West though.

    Granted I haven't had a chance to hit some of the hot spots here yet either, like Windrock, TN, which I'm quite positive kicks booty BUT that's 3 hours away. Pisgah is kewl but once again some of that has been shutdown too and still 3 hours away.

    What is so appealing about where the SoCal Pirates ride is that not only is it challenging terrain and challenging trails they've built, but its basically out their backdoors. Very kewl.

    It was just kind of a downer getting a taste of that shiat and then coming back to ride here.
    I went to Bear Creek last week, which is nice, but it basically felt like a 3 mile downhill beach cruise. Not much of a payoff for the 3 mile cimb/hike to the top.

    Not to worry though...........Seattle here we come. The wheels are in motion.

    BTW SMT, the grudge match offer still stands when you come down here. We can wrastle in my front yard where the grass is nice and soft and you wont skin your head.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by e<i>o
    Sadly its true.



    BTW SMT, the grudge match offer still stands when you come down here. We can wrastle in my front yard where the grass is nice and soft and you wont skin your head.

    double grapevine and you won't be able to ride for 2 weeks...game on
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    double grapevine and you won't be able to ride for 2 weeks...game on
    We'll see......but leave your baseball bat at home you crazy Mc.
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by e<i>o
    We'll see......but leave your baseball bat at home you crazy Mc.
    just don't peal rubber outside my bedroom window at 3:30 in the morning
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    just don't peal rubber outside my bedroom window at 3:30 in the morning
    I won't touch your Porsche either...........
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by e<i>o
    I won't touch your Porsche either...........

    no bat for that...that is the gun and then I plant another gun in your hand and fire it...finger prints galore
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    no bat for that...that is the gun and then I plant another gun in your hand and fire it...finger prints galore
    "Korash your enemiez, zee zem driven bevore you, and ear ze lamentation of za vemen"

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    was going to guess that he turned his head right as eio was throwing the donkey punch, but i'm too late, pdirt called carpet burn from a rear mounting.

    hey! there's my blue vpfree in the background!

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker.
    (raises hand) Pick me! Pick me!

    k, still sounds fishy... I want Mikey's version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdirt
    k, still sounds fishy... I want Mikey's version...
    da truth was spoken...EIO kicked my booty
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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