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    Sick Monday Jokes

    After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

    "Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.

    "That's me before the surgery."
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    OUCH... u call that a joke ..!



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    Rad.

    How was mammoth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    Rad.

    How was mammoth?

    it was good...I hate loose soil so my first day was ruined (rode like a wussy) second day was a lot better. Alloy hit 46 mph on Kamakazie. That guy is so effing fast it is ridiculus.

    Would love to go again...we are planning the trip to Northstar next month (and some side action too-hint hint)
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    Ouch, just ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    it was good...I hate loose soil so my first day was ruined (rode like a wussy) second day was a lot better. Alloy hit 46 mph on Kamakazie. That guy is so effing fast it is ridiculus.

    Would love to go again...we are planning the trip to Northstar next month (and some side action too-hint hint)
    How do you find out how fast he was going?

    Were they running the gondola to the top?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    How do you find out how fast he was going?

    Were they running the gondola to the top?
    he always has a spedometer on his bike.....he was anywhere from 42 to 46mph....I have a video doing a drifting turn with his foot down

    Gondolo to the top open but only Kamakazie open

    Chainsmoke is a great trail...a lot of high caliber tech stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    he always has a spedometer on his bike.....he was anywhere from 42 to 46mph....I have a video doing a drifting turn with his foot down

    Gondolo to the top open but only Kamakazie open

    Chainsmoke is a great trail...a lot of high caliber tech stuff
    Aw man.........I was hoping you were going to tell me there was a radar gun there.

    Chainsmoke........that's what multiplied the bones in my ankle last year. Those jumps need to be destroyed. I'll be rolling them from now on.

    See if you can get that vid hosted.

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    Here's one

    A re-post, but I thought it funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call_me_Clyde
    A re-post, but I thought it funny.
    I'd have to kill ourself. Wait does that make sense? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call_me_Clyde
    A re-post, but I thought it funny.
    yeah... must be really funny to be fukk in ur @ss when u r NO gay .
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    Aw man.........I was hoping you were going to tell me there was a radar gun there.

    Chainsmoke........that's what multiplied the bones in my ankle last year. Those jumps need to be destroyed. I'll be rolling them from now on.

    See if you can get that vid hosted.

    I am tired today...maybe by the end of the week....those dug out doubles in the beginning suck. Very step, lippy transistions...just feel unsafe and to close to that "sand pit" chute coming out of that rock garden.

    Sorry about your ankle
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    ..I hate loose soil so my first day was ruined (rode like a wussy)........................

    Hmm. I hope you like mud better.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call_me_Clyde
    A re-post, but I thought it funny.

    Hey that was mine


    and I want to ride Kamakazie bad
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    When are you planning on heading to N*? I'm sad I missed mammoth. Did anyone get hurt or was it a painless trip?
    Throw it down NASTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    When are you planning on heading to N*? I'm sad I missed mammoth. Did anyone get hurt or was it a painless trip?
    Jose brother was going for everything....he went down 5 or 6 times the first day alone...He was pretty beat up

    mid august NorthStar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    Jose brother was going for everything....he went down 5 or 6 times the first day alone...He was pretty beat up

    mid august NorthStar
    Want to take me?
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    no, but they are shinier....it's like the fututre, where everything is really really shiny.....but still really just the same ol'crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    sure I will let you know what is up...remind me next month

    each of us spent like 100 (gas, food, campsite) bucks plus lift ticket for mammoth
    Who drove to mammoth? Did you guys take one car?
    Throw it down NASTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konabiker
    Want to take me?
    sure I will let you know what is up...remind me next month

    each of us spent like 100 (gas, food, campsite) bucks plus lift ticket for mammoth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Who drove to mammoth? Did you guys take one car?
    2 cars...my 4Runner and Jose truck
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    2 cars...my 4Runner and Jose truck
    I see. Well I should be able to go in mid August if that's when your planning on going.
    Throw it down NASTY.

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    entensity much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjh_mtb
    entensity much?
    Ya that joke was right off of there....
    Throw it down NASTY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Ya that joke was right off of there....
    so is this:
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    lol stupid squirrels thats what they get for trying to run people off the road lol.(Think geico commercial)
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