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    Questions for SMT

    Don't you have a wife or something? Atleast a girlfriend? How old are you and you still spend your time posting on internet forums.
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    will you possibly ride your newly built m3?...maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    will you possibly ride your newly built m3?...maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpjackal989
    Don't you have a wife or something? Atleast a girlfriend? How old are you and you still spend your time posting on internet forums.
    Bob told me to answer for him:

    "Don't you have a wife or something?"

    -He claims he does but nobody but the NAMBLA agrees with him...

    "How old are you..."

    -300.... same as his weight...

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    SMT spends 95% of his time on MTBR pretending like he can actually ride a bike. I've ridden with him several times. It isn't pretty. Let's just say, he should be the one taking advice from everyone on MTBR, not trying to give the advice.

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    I heard

    He's a great shuttle driver if you need one.
    Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win you are both retards.

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    You guys might as well start Chuck Norris jokes featuring SMT.

    Along the lines of - 'SMT once fufunu'd the head off of a flamingo because he dislikes the color pink'

    disclaimer: don't know SMT and have nothing against him...just tossing out idears

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    You lot shouldent Judge someone like you are,just allow, if SMT wants to spend all his time on here,then let him.its his life and he does what he wants with it,he is more commited to the forum then anyone else,so what if he cant ride,at least he trys?.

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    hi. does anyone remember me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?
    I thought you were dead?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    I thought you were dead?????
    really? did i have an e-funeral?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    really? did i have an e-funeral?
    Yeah, i read your Eulogy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    really? did i have an e-funeral?
    wow you are back...how have you been
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    will you possibly ride your newly built m3?...maybe?
    pics later today...hopefully we find some North shore stuff today...if bnot we have another trail to ride
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    Yeah, i read your Eulogy.
    cool. I hope it was in drunken stupor. I know i probably was....
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    my third wife actually just left me. probably cause i spent so much time on the internet and ignored her. she can have the house but she aint getting my bikes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    cool. I hope it was in drunken stupor. I know i probably was....
    Werd. I had just polished off a twelver of PBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?
    i wan't to see the most current version of your bike. oh, and what ever happened to the secret fork mod? you know "something is afoot" or whatever it was called...


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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    my third wife actually just left me. probably cause i spent so much time on the internet and ignored her. she can have the house but she aint getting my bikes!

    Third wife

    you must be crap in bed then

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?
    haha, what's it been, three, fours years since your last post??

    edit: Next thing you know ~oHIo~ will be back...oh wait he already is
    Last edited by NorKal; 11-09-2006 at 11:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    wow you are back...how have you been
    meh, pretty good, new job going fairly well, new house, same good looks; life is good....

    not much biking this year tho, took the summer off
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker.
    i wan't to see the most current version of your bike. oh, and what ever happened to the secret fork mod? you know "something is afoot" or whatever it was called...
    actually didnt even ride it this year and didnt get my mods done; took my new Reign out for a spin a few times, got bloodied up good, but otherwise was pretty busy with the new house and stuff. No idea what i was going on afoot about, although my tri-bushing Shiver mod was done (and published), but never tested. What can i say, i was slacking off.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zachdank
    Werd. I had just polished off a twelver of PBR.
    Man Zach, aren't you up there around there Sierra Nevada Brewery? and you still drink PBR.
    The Revolution will not be motorized...especially at $5 per gallon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khemical
    haha, what's it been, three, fours years since your last post??
    maybe thats only how long it felt like since my self impossed exile (or was that expulsion for neglect?....)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperial
    Third wife

    you must be crap in bed then
    no doubt....and each one left me for another woman

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    not possible

    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    really? did i have an e-funeral?
    You can't be dead, I read somewhere that you're a computer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    ....No idea what i was going on afoot about......
    whatever this was...



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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker.
    whatever this was...
    oh, that was a Shiver lift kit slash lower leg air spring mod....bah, i'm off the dual air spring thing, it really needs a negative pressure chamber to work properly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslingger
    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    no doubt....and each one left me for another woman
    lol. thats gotta hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by =ChrisB=
    lol. thats gotta hurt.
    yeah. though I am sure it is simply because after me, they knew no other man could satisfy them like the Fo' did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?
    you scared the sh!t out of me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Moody
    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpjackal989
    How old are you and you still spend your time posting on internet forums.
    he does not have that many posts as some people i have seen..........i once saw a person with 13,129,244 on IGN.com
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    ... and if we just ...

    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?

    WOW the MTBR god is back . all hail ZEDRO
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKREDx
    he does not have that many posts as some people i have seen..........i once saw a person with 13,129,244 on ing.com
    the bank company or whatever has a forum?
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    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    It's a gaming site. I think he's referring to IGN.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    yeah. though I am sure it is simply because after me, they knew no other man could satisfy them like the Fo' did!
    or they were lesbians before they met you and they were in denial. you were the closest thing they could find to being a girl withour actually being a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snaky69
    It's a gaming site. I think he's referring to IGN.com
    I just checked, the guy with the most posts has 104,019
    Jake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Moody
    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    cool. I hope it was in drunken stupor. I know i probably was....
    wow. you're back...
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    Quote Originally Posted by milhouse
    or they were lesbians before they met you and they were in denial. you were the closest thing they could find to being a girl withour actually being a girl.
    Word. Thats actualy funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    maybe thats only how long it felt like since my self impossed exile (or was that expulsion for neglect?....)
    z...you need to come back and sort out these damn noobs again, its becoming painful to look at this page on a daily basis....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    oh, that was a Shiver lift kit slash lower leg air spring mod....bah, i'm off the dual air spring thing, it really needs a negative pressure chamber to work properly.
    Z things have changed...I am riding an 888 now...the Shiver is out to pasteur
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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    will you possibly ride your newly built m3?...maybe?
    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=243963
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by coma13
    Bob told me to answer for him:

    "Don't you have a wife or something?"

    -He claims he does but nobody but the NAMBLA agrees with him...

    "How old are you..."

    -300.... same as his weight...


    that is true, but I don't know what NAMBLA is
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    Quote Originally Posted by =ChrisB=
    Word. Thats actualy funny.
    its only funny cause it didnt happen to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milhouse
    or they were lesbians before they met you and they were in denial. you were the closest thing they could find to being a girl withour actually being a girl.
    man that is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by KONA_in_SB
    Man Zach, aren't you up there around there Sierra Nevada Brewery? and you still drink PBR.
    yeah, the brewery is right here in town...but....
    there's not much of a difference between the two...they both suck A$$....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpjackal989
    Don't you have a wife or something? Atleast a girlfriend? How old are you and you still spend your time posting on internet forums.
    yeah, cuz we all know the internet forums are ONLY for smart mouthed groms...adults aren't supposed to use it...
    I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    man that is funny
    why would say hurtful things? DH and FR guys are apparently d!cks. just not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    why would say hurtful things? DH and FR guys are apparently d!cks. just not cool.
    aren't you a chick anyways??
    I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
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    BOB let me clear it up for ya
    North
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    Some tweaker group that thinks it is there right to well do lude acts with minors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    why would say hurtful things? DH and FR guys are apparently d!cks. just not cool.
    cause DH/FR guys can take it....only XCers think it is uncool or apperently d!cks
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by ianjenn
    BOB let me clear it up for ya
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    Some tweaker group that thinks it is there right to well do lude acts with minors!
    that is just plain bad sick and disturbing
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    cause DH/FR guys can take it....only XCers think it is uncool or apperently d!cks
    no doubt....i have heard about you "taking it", and taking it hard

    now lay off the hurtful words before my current girlfriend decides to come out of the closet too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    no doubt....i have heard about you "taking it", and taking it hard

    now lay off the hurtful words before my current girlfriend decides to come out of the closet too!
    yeah I am part of the Zachdank and WCH bashing club.......still no fighting words out of me....we only do it because we are teasing you....if we didn't like you ...then we would gather up a bunch of Lez girls and introduce them to your wife and have lots of alcohol around
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    My Hero

    SMT is my personal Hero ,,
    this "THING" post around here more then 20000 times going 30... and all that without saying ONE important thing, is he over achiver or what ???
    i guess he is the reason i'm going HT 29er'
    i hope the moderator will restrict him to this thread and only this one !

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    Quote Originally Posted by poppy
    .... insert whining bltch voice here...
    hey pal....
    Last edited by .WestCoastHucker.; 01-23-2007 at 09:59 AM.


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    lol i was wating for that WCH just made my day before i head of to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    that is just plain bad sick and disturbing
    Yes it is. I have a 1911 KIMBER that should work very well in discouraging this type of activity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zedro
    hi. does anyone remember me?
    i still see a therapist every wednessday because of what you put me through, haha.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob
    everybody was dressed nice...I had shorts, Rogue T-shirt and sandles

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker.
    hey pal....
    A Real Gentelman Always Stand Up For His Woman,
    i respect that

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    Quote Originally Posted by poppy
    SMT is my personal Hero ,,
    this "THING" post around here more then 20000 times going 30... and all that without saying ONE important thing, is he over achiver or what ???
    i guess he is the reason i'm going HT 29er'
    i hope the moderator will restrict him to this thread and only this one !

    inspiration to hang out at the 29er forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    its only funny cause it didnt happen to you.
    That is true. I apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by =ChrisB=
    That is true. I apologize.
    Chris...it is I that am sorry. Dude, i was totally joking and yes, i am a dick

    with me, unless i am talking about new bling i dont need, dont ever believe a word i say

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    yeah I am part of the Zachdank and WCH bashing club.......still no fighting words out of me....we only do it because we are teasing you....if we didn't like you ...then we would gather up a bunch of Lez girls and introduce them to your wife and have lots of alcohol around
    dude...i am COMPLETELY joking i guess i dont hang out on the DH forum enough

    i am on my first wife, and unfortunately, she is not into other women

    cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    dude...i am COMPLETELY joking i guess i dont hang out on the DH forum enough

    i am on my first wife, and unfortunately, she is not into other women

    cheers
    no matter it is all fun and games
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    Chris...it is I that am sorry. Dude, i was totally joking and yes, i am a dick

    with me, unless i am talking about new bling i dont need, dont ever believe a word i say
    Lol i guess its hard to hear sarcasim over the internet.

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