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    Must read...huge meltdown (x-post)

    very very very very funny

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    http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/me...1&showall=true

    . Make sure you follow some of the links in the thread.

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    link broken there brah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrewpalooza
    link broken there brah...
    check it now
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Wow that's a frikkin riot What a dope!

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    wow, i'm surprised i read that whole thing... freakin funny though

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    ya man that dudes crazy....

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    we need one of those over here on mtbr...
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    ...it's just that when I'm wondering what things are like head tube, seat post, cranks, flux capacitor, SS, FS, hardtail...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyStryker
    we need one of those over here on mtbr...
    cough marsvolta cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBsoxB
    cough marsvolta cough
    oh that was a funny day
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Hey, that's me!

    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    very very very very funny

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    Holy moly.
    Well, at least the age, the height, and the eye color...LOL! That was hilarious, and I too am surprised the moderator left that intact. They get pretty racy over there, eh, Shiver? I must say that forum seems to have a much older and more intelligent clientele...impeccable grammar and correct spelling evidenced in abundance...LOL!...Shiver, should I put on my flame suit on now? Just kidding, guys.

    You know, for a little way into that post, I kinda found myself wanting to respond to his challenge about meeting and "crossing paths" (as he put it)...kinda pisses you off to hear him going off like that...but then the hilarity overtakes any thoughts of aggression. Thanks for posting that, Shiver. Good laugh.

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    i'm totally lost, but look at my kitten...
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    I've beat beer cans on my limp pee pee.

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    Well, the thread would have been funnier if it had really gone on for all of those pages and wasn't just a bunch of people posting how funny they thought it was.

    I did learn a new word, though.

    poltroon

    As in, "Zedro, you stupid f**king poltroon, was that your mother, hooking on the corner of 5th and Broadway last night?"

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    Well, your pic is applicable.

    Quote Originally Posted by scabrider
    i'm totally lost, but look at my kitten...
    The poor old fella in that post was only looking for pu$$y.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scabrider
    i'm totally lost, but look at my kitten...
    cute cat! my g/f and i have a kitten that (much to my girlfriends delight) never got all that big. so she is still a kitten.

    hey, where did my lunch hour go?????


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    Funny...Not as funny as this gem, however: http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.ph...ight=dog+proxy

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    Quote Originally Posted by binary visions
    Well, the thread would have been funnier if it had really gone on for all of those pages and wasn't just a bunch of people posting how funny they thought it was.

    I did learn a new word, though.

    poltroon

    As in, "Zedro, you stupid f**king poltroon, was that your mother, hooking on the corner of 5th and Broadway last night?"
    ah hhhhhaaa.......






    you know when you get that weird combination or laughing and the urge to kill at the same time? i love those moments....
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    no doubt you must have majored in english or something rad!!!

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    Muahahahaha...

    I think you missed the point



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    How come you didn't deck the guy? Someone reaches for my privates, I don't care who it is, the pope, grampa, who cares, they're getting beaten. I realize violence isn't fashionable maybe where you live in canada, but maybe you should think about standing up for yourself. Other than that, anyone besides me think this post is a total troll?


    The touching was done by the dog. It was the dog thrusting it's snout repeatedly at my private parts. Since the dog is under the "control" of the owner, I say I am being sexually assaulted by the owner, by way of the dog, by proxy through the dog.

    I could see a dog by nature heading in that direction, they like to shove their noses right up in there by nature, but the owner should be quick to restrain the dog or call it off. This owner did neither, I was left to try to fend the dog off by myself while the a$$hole tried to carry on small talk, like he was being friendly. I actually think he was enjoying some sick sense of power, watching my discomfort and my difficulty in dealling with it. Acting friendly was just a ruse to get his sick kicks.

    The sex act is often seen as an expression of power, by one individual over another. This guy was basically using his dogs to assert power over me and letting them assault me to get his sense of power, like some sick rapist enjoying the discomfort of his victim, because it makes him feel powerful.

    Walking with two german sheppards on the loose is like walking with two handguns and when one of the dogs comes at you, it is like a gun pointed at you. I think the guy is really some sort of sick creep.

    You can't punchout a dog owner with two full grown and nasty greman sheppards running free beside him. You would get mauled. You want to be seriously scarred for life because you need the satisfaction of hitting a guy? That would be like taking a bullet so you can punch the guy who is pointing a gun at you.

    That is the problem. It is basically armed sexual assault. The dogs are the armaments and are also sexually assaulting the victim, in this case me. The dog owner controls both dogs and so is responsible for the actions of his dogs.

    If a man were to grab a woman's crotch or shove his face in there uninvited, insistantly and repeatedly, he would be tossed in jail. Why is it OK for a dog to do that to a person?

    I don't think it is. I think it is disgusting and offensive.

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    wow, people like that guy (1st link) need to get their asses kicked so bad.

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    the second one with old-dude is hillarious! he sounds like a giant rightwing religious nut who thinks that what he thinks is the law "by god". its pathetic...and funny at the same time.

    is he still around cuz that would be fun to hear what he has to say....lol. or whine about.
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