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    31 reasons y a bike is better than a gf,

    Bicycles don't get pregnant.
    You can ride bicycles any time of the month.
    Bicycles don't have parents.
    Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    You can share a bicycle with friends.
    Bicyles don't care how many other bicycles you have ridden.
    When riding you and your bike arrive at the same time.
    Bicycles don't mind how many other bicycles you have.
    Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
    If your bike goes flat you can fix it.
    If your bike is too loose you can tighten it.
    If your bike is misaligned you don't have to discuss politics with it.
    You can ride other friends' bicycles and still be friends.
    If you say bad things to your bicycle you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
    You can ride your bicycle for as long as you want & it won't get sore.
    You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want & it won't get frustrated.
    Your mother won't stay in contact with your bike after you dump it.
    Bicycles don't get headaches.
    Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
    Bicycles don't care if you are late.
    You don't have to take a shower before you ride a bicycle.
    You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it out to dinner, see a movie, or meet its parents.
    When in mixed company you can talk about great rides you've had.
    Your bike won't change the channel.
    Your bike never says "no" or "not right now".
    You can video tape yourself riding a bike and share it with others.
    Bikes don't cost as much.
    You can upgrade your bike.
    If you throw your bike across the parking lot, it doesn't call the cops on you.
    Your bike won't get another rider even if you can't see it all the time.
    You don't have to change rubbers every time you ride.
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    People can watch you ride
    You can sell it if its the wrong size
    You dont have to lube it everytime you ride.
    You can sell it if its the wrong colour

    ad some more if you want

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    Ain't it the truth?!

    A spare tire is a good thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chingy
    You can sell it if its the wrong colour
    Wow. alrighty then.

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    how bikes are like relationships:

    lots of time involved

    lots of money involved

    constantly in need of repair and attention.

    except mine, of course - relationship, that is. she's perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kept man
    lots of time involved

    lots of money involved

    constantly in need of repair and attention.

    except mine, of course - relationship, that is. she's perfect.
    Wow, she's got you trained well, either that or you had better make sure she doesn't have your mtbr password. Honestly who comes on a bike site to point out downsides of owning a bike only to say how great his girlfriend is?

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