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    ... and if we just ... Fun With Scammers

    alright
    easy does it
    the dude wants to buy my bike, of course cause of ghey pinkbike i get lots of scammers


    him---
    Hello,
    how are you today been a long time and im srry for not
    get back to you since is becus im out of state, so get
    back to me if you still have the item for sell, look
    for you repaly okay..
    THANKS...

    me---->
    this is my reply

    give me your phone number so we can talk more.


    him----

    Ok and im in UK now so you can call this number
    +447024070615 okay ask me thanks....

    me


    > hmmm thats odd
    > your number doesnt work


    him



    ok who tell you and you can mail me okay... ( nice grammer ***)


    me

    mail you what?



    him

    your bike silly


    me


    alright ***, 1. your supposed to send me the money first 2. i wont be sending my bike to you cause your one of those [email protected] scammer fools and 3. ( tried to scare him here)
    im having the authorities track your ip address right now so you better runoff FVCK HEAD

    frikin morons waste my time

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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    alright
    easy does it
    the dude wants to buy my bike, of course cause of ghey pinkbike i get lots of scammers


    him---
    Hello,
    how are you today been a long time and im srry for not
    get back to you since is becus im out of state, so get
    back to me if you still have the item for sell, look
    for you repaly okay..
    THANKS...

    me---->
    this is my reply

    give me your phone number so we can talk more.


    him----

    Ok and im in UK now so you can call this number
    +447024070615 okay ask me thanks....

    me


    > hmmm thats odd
    > your number doesnt work


    him



    ok who tell you and you can mail me okay... ( nice grammer ***)


    me

    mail you what?



    him

    your bike silly


    me


    alright ***, 1. your supposed to send me the money first 2. i wont be sending my bike to you cause your one of those [email protected] scammer fools and 3. ( tried to scare him here)
    im having the authorities track your ip address right now so you better runoff FVCK HEAD

    frikin morons waste my time
    they never reply when i start to mess with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsvolta55
    ok who tell you and you can mail me okay... ( nice grammer ***)
    Nice spelling.

    Sorry. I couldn't resist. Scammers suck.

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    So your so pissed that he is wasting your time, eh?

    Then why bother wasting your time replying/

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    I always say "Oh you live in bla bla, im going on vaction there next week, I can deliver it to you."
    -Rob

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    haha i hate scamers. had those problems before selling motoryclycles and trying to buy a car.

    i was playing with a scammer once and actually got the guy to think i was really going to buy his Audi S4 (around 17,000dollars was the bluebook) for 5,500bucks. i made him belive me that i trusted him shipping it to me from holland lol. i was like "well, this sounds a bit sketcky and for the price i'm worried about a few parts. would you mind pulling the valve cover off and getting high quailty pics of it. also, maybe pull the turbos and get me some closer pics of a few things. then i had they guy jack it up, take the wheels off so i could 'inspect the brakes and suspension' giving him so BS story about how i was looking for this and that, but i was 98%sure if the pics were ok he'd have the money in 2 days." well, he actually did everything i asked for and i know they weren't pics offline cause they were all they same car that was located in ohio, but wait!! i thought it was in holland!!

    dumb people.

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    www.419.com Your dream website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryFahn
    www.419.com Your dream website.
    sorry, its actually http://www.419eater.com/ ...that is if you want tips on scamming scammers and such

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    Your story sucks.

    The P-P-P-P-Powerbook! is better.

    http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by XSL_WiLL
    Your story sucks.

    The P-P-P-P-Powerbook! is better.

    http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html
    thats the funniest thing ive read and ive read it 10 times now...at least, it was soo, so p-p-p-perfect

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    Hehe,

    I laughed out loud when he wrote back, "your bike, silly"

    He do sound profeshunal, dunt he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mothahucker
    Hehe,

    I laughed out loud when he wrote back, "your bike, silly"

    He do sound profeshunal, dunt he?
    hey, your the one who sent me that email about "profeshunal addvanement" urnt u

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryFahn
    www.419.com Your dream website.

    after reading through www.419eater.com i decided the man smt (probably the same one from here) is my hero

    he had a scammer carve intensly detailed carvings of random ****, look here

    http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

    thanks smt- a 40 y/o man with absolutly nothing better to do (even if different than the one on these forums)

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    Quote Originally Posted by free rider
    hey, your the one who sent me that email about "profeshunal addvanement" urnt u

    hehe, no, that must have been someone else. I guess we both used the word, "profeshunal". iznt thet reely funy thoe?

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    Hey, uh, isnt it kinda scary that that laptop guy (who is my hero now, by the way) just mysteriously disappeared? I hope that british sleaze ball didn't do anything violent to him... like seriously, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mothahucker
    Hey, uh, isnt it kinda scary that that laptop guy (who is my hero now, by the way) just mysteriously disappeared? I hope that british sleaze ball didn't do anything violent to him... like seriously, though.
    na man, the story was told, his work was done, how ouwld he have found his adress

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    I just tell them to send payment to 1600 Pennselvania ave.

    They've even written me back saying they sent it off and ot please send my bike. to which I replay I never recieved anything, please send again.
    "What would happen to the Weather Channel's ratings if people werent scared anymore?"

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    www.p-p-p-powerbook.com was the best one I have ever heard of
    Jake
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    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by free rider
    sorry, its actually http://www.419eater.com/ ...that is if you want tips on scamming scammers and such
    that is a good site
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by XSL_WiLL
    Your story sucks.

    The P-P-P-P-Powerbook! is better.

    http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html
    mnan that is good
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS
    mnan that is good
    Yeah, that's freaking hillarious. Really clever.

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    That's what I just posted... Jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XSL_WiLL
    That's what I just posted... Jerk.
    that what i posted before you posted...jerk

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