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    friday fun...

    there's a drunk guy at a bar and he leaves, the next day he comes back and says "i was so drunk last night i was blowing chunks", the bartender said "of course you were, you had a lot to drink", the guy said "no, chunks is my dog"...

    how do you get an irishman on the roof?




















    say the drinks are on the house...
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    does it still qualify as a mountainbike?
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    I've beat beer cans on my limp pee pee.

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    A man walks into his doctor's office wearing only a pair of shorts made from plastic wrap.

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    " I can clearly see your nuts ! "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil4bc
    A man walks into his doctor's office wearing only a pair of shorts made from plastic wrap.

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    " I can clearly see your nuts ! "
    i thought that's what you say when someone's fly is open....

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    at least it doesnt have gyro tabs !
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    i love this bike...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBsoxB
    does it still qualify as a mountainbike?
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    I've beat beer cans on my limp pee pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil4bc
    at least it doesnt have gyro tabs !
    and pegs....

    but it has 26" wheels, so it is waaay more a mountain bike than a 24" bike will ever be!

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    what do have when 4 Irishmen get together.......a fifth
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil4bc
    A man walks into his doctor's office wearing only a pair of shorts made from plastic wrap.

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    " I can clearly see your nuts ! "
    shizzle my nizzle, double post! ooooooops
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    An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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    Turns out that five years of not mountain biking, really makes one strive to get back to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil4bc
    A man walks into his doctor's office wearing only a pair of shorts made from plastic wrap.

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    " I can clearly see your nuts ! "
    thats so austin powers
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    It

    So this blonde come home from skool and says "Mommy, Mommy! Today in school we were learning to count and the other kids could only get to 10, but I got all the way to 20! Is it 'cause I'm blonde?

    Her mother replies, "Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the blonde girl come home from school and says, "Mommy, Mommy! Today in school we were learning the ABC's and the other kids could only get to F but I got all the way to J! Is it 'cause I'm blonde?

    Her mother replies, "Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

    Sooo the next day she comes home from school and says, "Mommy, mommy! Today we had gym class and all the other girls were flat chested, but I have boobies! Is it because I'm blonde?


    "No dear, it's beacuse you're 24."

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    Quote Originally Posted by COmtbiker12
    An Irishman walks out of a bar.
    That doesnt make sence
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    Quote Originally Posted by COmtbiker12
    An Irishman walks out of a bar.
    HA! lol good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected]
    That doesnt make sence
    Think about it... and I think you'll figure it out.
    Tony
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    Turns out that five years of not mountain biking, really makes one strive to get back to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singletrack
    So this blonde come home from skool and says "Mommy, Mommy! Today in school we were learning to count and the other kids could only get to 10, but I got all the way to 20! Is it 'cause I'm blonde?

    Her mother replies, "Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the blonde girl come home from school and says, "Mommy, Mommy! Today in school we were learning the ABC's and the other kids could only get to F but I got all the way to J! Is it 'cause I'm blonde?

    Her mother replies, "Yes dear, it's because you're blonde."

    Sooo the next day she comes home from school and says, "Mommy, mommy! Today we had gym class and all the other girls were flat chested, but I have boobies! Is it because I'm blonde?


    "No dear, it's beacuse you're 24."
    yea thats quite old but its still like new after u havent heard it in a month
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deweydude

    Impossible That'll never happen
    That's why its a joke.
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    Turns out that five years of not mountain biking, really makes one strive to get back to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by COmtbiker12
    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

    Impossible That'll never happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deweydude

    Impossible That'll never happen
    Thats why it doesnt make sence...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwight Moody
    Didn't you read the sticker on that shock? It said not to do whatever you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected]
    Thats why it doesnt make sence...
    Or mabye that's why it's funny

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