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    congrats to me, finally married


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    just kidding, funny @ss sh!t though

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    WTF!!!!! I really hope that is just a good ass prank

    OMFG!!!!!

    "Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
    and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."
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    There are three rings of love:

    1. Engagement ring
    2. Wedding ring
    3. Suffer-ring
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    Fail
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    why should I search google--when I can get a know-it-all like you to do it?
    Legend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1000-oaks
    There are three rings of love:

    1. Engagement ring
    2. Wedding ring
    3. Suffer-ring
    No truer words said.

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    Getting married looks like TONS of fun.
    Waitin on the weekend

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    Big women are the best!!! they give you shade in the summer and warm in the winter...Beside meat is for men bones are for dogs...Ha!!! Ha!!!

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    No that's one hell of a catch!

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    well ive always been told she not a lady unless she 280 so she must be one hell of a lady!

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    hilarious that the OG post is on an MMA forum!

    TAP OUT DUDE!
    TAP!!!!!
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    huh.

    To borrow from Moe Syzlak, even I ain't hoping for porn.

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    "Well, she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time."

    high standards....

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    "Thats one huge b*tch" haha

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    Oh My!

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    I laughed my @ss off when i read "I didn't know Big Foot's could breed with Chupacabra"

    still ROTFLMAO...

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    Reminds me of this one only less funny...
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    I'd hit it....
















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    I didn't know Big Foot's could breed with Chupacabra
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


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    HAHAHHAHAHAAAA! I love it, Red Neck Humor. There was one going around a few years ago that was worse, skinny guy with F'ed up teeth and their picture was in front of a metal garage door, anyone remember that?

    Even though this is second best it is a VERY CLOSE second. Seeing shyt like that makes me feel a lot better about myself!
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    Man if that is a prank it is elaborate. I don't think anybody would seriously have a twinky cake, though.
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    yeah, how can you fake all those pics????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpionsf
    yeah, how can you fake all those pics????????
    the dude got them from the real guys myspace page

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    ha nice. that chick weighs more than my dh bike. and thats a dman ton. hahaha
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    So you managed to nab Jabba the Hut. Congrats I think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calidownhiller
    the dude got them from the real guys myspace page
    its still real somewhere though...

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    Speechless.

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    ...........
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    duuuuuuuuuuuude that is gnarly
    GETOFFTHEBRAKESYAFAIRY

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    There is no God.

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    *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

    I now have E D
    88 pages long!
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    Cool-blue Rhythm

    that dude is a trooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkj__
    88 pages long!
    thread start date, Nov 18th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpionsf
    thread start date, Nov 18th!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    millions of views.
    When under pressure, your level of performance will sink to your level of preparation.

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    this may come as a surprise for most you, but up north (not remotely close to where I live) Larger women are praised as being more sexually attractive...I knew a dude once that was from Nunavut...needles to say his GF where...well...let's say "out of the ordinary"

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    like arctic circle north?
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    I think you all are a bunch of A holes. Why would you talk about some guy and his new found wife. I'm sure you all married beauty queens. NOT! Half you people probably have chunkers at home

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    I found that thread a few nights ago. She is scary. One of best pictures in the thread was this.......


    SEND IT TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!

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    please stop this thread before it gets to 88 pages here.

    About 20 pages in the Op on the other forum admited it was a troll, I couldn't stop laughing the whole thread, but I don't think we need such shenanigans here, lets just enjoy it in the context of the mixed martial arts forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystagg
    please stop this thread before it gets to 88 pages here.

    About 20 pages in the Op on the other forum admited it was a troll, I couldn't stop laughing the whole thread, but I don't think we need such shenanigans here, lets just enjoy it in the context of the mixed martial arts forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bcridez
    I think you all are a bunch of A holes.
    I for one resemble that remark. Thanks!


    p.s. The thing in the picture is hideous.

    p.s.s. Somebody stab flystagg, he's raining on our lulz parade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkj__
    88 pages long!
    yeah but their page is the length of a pinkbike page so it's more like 40 pages in actual pages.

    still......

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