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    Beer is your friend

    A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it

    Then the man says: It's a picture of my wife.
    When she looks good to me I'm going home.
    That is an example of the "The Power of Beer"

    Be sure to click where it says "click here"

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    Then push the beer glass to the right.
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    Damn, you are a light weight if it only takes one beer to go from looking like the girl at the start to the girl at the end. Of course maybe I would have more money and get more action if I was that much of a light weight.
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    yea thats about right... haha

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    I don't drink but this is hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS View Post
    A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it

    Then the man says: It's a picture of my wife.
    When she looks good to me I'm going home.
    That is an example of the "The Power of Beer"

    Be sure to click where it says "click here"

    Click Here

    Then push the beer glass to the right.


    The amazing power of Beer!
    Classic!

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    Jesus, been blind drunk unable to walk and I can still spot a fatty, I guess my defense mechanisms are stronger than most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by essenmeinstuff View Post
    Jesus, been blind drunk unable to walk and I can still spot a fatty, I guess my defense mechanisms are stronger than most.
    I am the same way...
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    I pass out before I get to that point. If I can't wrap my arms around something then I'd probably pee on it thinking it's a tree.

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    In my case I will know it is a not so pretty girl, but I will still take her. I guess I lower my standards instead of beer goggles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by essenmeinstuff View Post
    Jesus, been blind drunk unable to walk and I can still spot a fatty, I guess my defense mechanisms are stronger than most.
    yeah smurf could use some help...I was partying with smurf and mosey and smurf ended up with this
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHIVER ME TIMBERS View Post
    yeah smurf could use some help...I was partying with smurf and mosey and smurf ended up with this

    Looks like the chick from the link!
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    Them big girls need some lovin' too!

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    Haha never been that drunk

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    @ Shiver,
    Dude, not cool! You are supposed to keep your drunk friends from those situations, cockblock them for their own good. remind me never to drink with you!!

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    DANG . . . With friends like "The Shiv" who needs enemies? Good joke though!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tazmetal View Post
    @ Shiver,
    Dude, not cool! You are supposed to keep your drunk friends from those situations, cockblock them for their own good. remind me never to drink with you!!

    see you are a youngin....p is p no matter how big the gal is...he had never had anything besides his hand....a man has got to know his limitations....plus it's a classic pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by rep_1969 View Post
    DANG . . . With friends like "The Shiv" who needs enemies? Good joke though!!

    man I will hook you up too....don't be jealous of papa smurf
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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