Hello P-Funks.

If any of you have an XL La Ruta you would be willing to let me test ride, I can offer a guided tour of the sweetest trails in Western North Carolina. Additionally, I could point you in the right direction when it comes to breweries, bars and restaurants in the Asheville area.

I just want to ride one in (close to) my size before pony-ing up.

Heck, I would even be happy to come to you, depending on where you are.

I have an XXL Ventana El Rey we could swap so we could both ride.

So if anyone has got the Funk in XL, and is planning a visit to lovely Western Carolina, send me a private message or reply here.

Just to wet your appetite...

Mountain Biking in Western North Carolina - MTB WNC

I-40 Interstate Ride Guide | Dirt Rag Magazine

Old Fort, North Carolina Bike Travel Rides | Bicycling Magazine

North Carolina's Pisgah Mountain Bike Race | Bicycling Magazine

Asheville, NC: Bicycle Travel Guides | Bicycling Magazine