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    Upset "You are a STRONG woman!"

    So I'm riding home last night after work. I start heading up the last hill before my house. Normally I hammer it, but I'm pretty burnt so I decide to spin. Either way, it's kind of steep and probably quite an accomplishment in the eyes of a non-cyclist. As I reach the top and turn left onto my street I hear a woman in a car behind me who was apparently compelled by my feat to yell out "You are a strong woman!" Now it was a very nice thing to say and all and I'm sure that she meant well, but there's one thing that is very wrong with this statement; I'm not actually a woman. I am in fact very much a man. True, my long hair probably doesn't help the "illusion," but I would have thought that the mutton chops would have been a dead give away. All in all, it was a strange way to end an otherwise terrible day. I'm not really sure whether to feel complimented or insulted? Or both?
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    Compliment - "You are a STRONG woman!"

    insult - "You are an ugly woman!"

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    Get a haircut, hippy
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    It was probably the fault of your cute bum.

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    Was the driver cute? Did you tell her you were a lesbian and offer to let her shave your legs?

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    Do you look like this?

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    Do you look like this?

    “I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”

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    I look like this actually:



    Again, I know the long hair can probably be deceptive but I wouldn't have thought that anyone under 70 years of age would still be making that mistake in this day and age. Immediately afterwords I yelled back "Thanks, but I'm a man!" She seemed indifferent at this revelation. Maybe next time I should get off the bike and start shouting chauvinistic slogans while twirling my penis like a cane?
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    You are a hairy woman.

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    dude.. yer kinda butch for a chick

    I DO vote for the "cane-twirling" though, that sounds about right to me.
    OR start riding in a kilt, easier to mistake for a skirt I know, but also MUCH easier to show the "thistle"
    If steel is real then aluminium is supercallafragiliniun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary the No-Trash Cougar
    I look like this actually:
    sigh. 24 seconds in.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI
    “I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”

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    To quote 'Blackadder': You have a woman' s hands...

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    Don`t take it too hard, Gary. Most of these guys are just envious because they can`t carry a load of vegies home from the market in the fold of their skirts. I`lll be able to do that too, but I`m trying to refrain from riding in a skirt until I manage to find a nice pair of SPD compatible high heels. The only heels I`ve seen so far just don`t go very well with my favorite riding skirt.

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    I probably would have just laughed it off if I hadn't already been having a sh!tty day. I'm sure her's was worse though, after I shattered her feminine hill-climbing ideal by dangling the proverbial nut sack into her little dreamworld.
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    You teabagged her compliment?

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    Neal Young I didn't know you rode.....
    The most important thing is what God thinks about it. He will have the final say.” – Joshua Stinebrink

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryball
    You teabagged her compliment?
    Metaphorically, yes. It's probably a good thing that I didn't end up braiding my ball hairs after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by ae111black
    Neal Young I didn't know you rode.....
    It's true. In between bouts of guitar playing, nasally singing and the smoking of copious amounts of marijuana I attack hills in a skort and flowery jersey from Nashbar. It seemed like a more practical cycling outfit than bib shorts with no shirt with tastefully sculpted back and chest hair.
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    I just threw up in my mouth.

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    no you are an old man.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryball
    I just threw up in my mouth.
    And here I thought my "creative writing" skills had grown weak from years of disuse.
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary the No-Trash Cougar
    I attack hills in a skort and flowery jersey from Nashbar. It seemed like a more practical cycling outfit than bib shorts with no shirt with tastefully sculpted back and chest hair.
    If you end up going route B with the bib shorts and sculpted body hair, I can give you the number to my manscaper. He has delicate hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    If you end up going route B with the bib shorts and sculpted body hair, I can give you the number to my manscaper. He has delicate hands.
    OK, now I think I'll take a turn throwing up in my mouth.
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryball
    I just threw up in my mouth.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryball
    You are a hairy woman.
    The driver was clearly a University of Oregon graduate and exile from Eugene reminiscing over her collegial experiential experimental phase. Mutton chops are popular amongst the woman of my home town. Fortunately, the women of Eugene outgrew feminine moustaches in the 70s. Way ahead of the curve...
    panem et circenses

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    "Please help me, I need a towel."
    R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio ~ July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010

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