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    Speeding Cyclist Found Naked with Underwear on Head

    Note to self, "thong" is not an adequate defense for speeding or indecent exposure.

    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...myvdQuTXRE60EQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbxplorer View Post
    Note to self, "thong" is not an adequate defense for speeding or indecent exposure.
    Sounds like he wore them on his head. Seems to have gotten confused. Surprised he wasn't way over on alcohol, too.

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    My first thought was "Wasn`t me- I`d have been the SLOW cyclist with my skivies on my head!" 30 MPH?

    It`s not about the lycra!

    He was late for Bike Naked Day.

    >According to Orange News, traffic police found Chmielewski in a state of undress when they caught up with him. <
    I know the term "state of duress", but "state of undress"? CIA doesn`t get into that as far as I know.

    A thong must be pretty aero. Does underware on your head make you faster also? Does the color matter? What about an underware on the head/hooker boots on the feet combo? Does it work better than EPO? How faster would we be??? Maybe I don`t need a new bike after all!
    Last edited by rodar y rodar; 10-30-2012 at 10:54 PM.

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    Ride more!

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    Nothing wrong with co-ed naked cycling, but be careful where you pedal your @ss!
    The ridiculousness of cycling clothes increase exponentially in relation to the distance from your bicycle.

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