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    My taint. It is chafed.

    Just thought I'd share.

    Now where's my Gold Bond
    :wq

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    When i first got my bike, i had the hardest time trying to stay at it. My riding buddies always laughed because of how sore i was all the time and tried to encourage me that it'll get better but i'd just have to stick with it.

    Needless to say, i think my taint has been scabbed over with as bad as it felt some times...but lo and behold i seem to have overcome it! Now i'm riding 20+ mile bike rides through the hills with my future father in law without problems.

    I do have to say that there were plenty of times i seriously considered giving it up though...after months of a wrecked taint, i just wanted a reprieve from the pain.
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    Maybe your future father-in-law had a reason for wanting you kept saddle sore.

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    I think the chamois in my other shorts is shot. The near 100 degree temps this week hasn't been helping
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qatarbhoy
    Maybe your future father-in-law had a reason for wanting you kept saddle sore.
    ...we laughed about that actually. I told him my nuts were spent and he laughed. I replied, "don't forget, you've had kids and everything that goes along with making them...i'm on a 26-year holding pattern and counting". He's my boss, my future father in law, and my riding buddy...all rolled into one. (Thank God for awesome parents)
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    I find keeping the taint hair trimmed short helps a lot. Don't have to shave, just trim it up. The long ones pull and rub.
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    This thread makes me want to braid my ball hairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary the No-Trash Cougar
    This thread makes me want to braid my ball hairs.
    ...um, yeah...wow. I'm so glad you shared that.
    I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary the No-Trash Cougar
    This thread makes me want to braid my ball hairs.
    I'm sure that will be beautiful.
    :wq

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    Quote Originally Posted by nachomc
    I'm sure that will be beautiful.
    Pics coming soon!
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    cornrows. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nachomc
    Just thought I'd share.

    Now where's my Gold Bond
    *Insert picture of Paul here*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbrain
    I find keeping the taint hair trimmed short helps a lot. Don't have to shave, just trim it up. The long ones pull and rub.

    On a serious note, I have found this to work as well. OK, I feel like we need to be on a Dr. Phil episode...or maybe Springer....

    "Men and their taint hair...braided or shaved"
    "Don't neever gave up..."

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    i dreadlocked mine long ago, mon.
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    Sounds like you need some Taint Paint.

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    I tended to flex down there to lift me off the saddle a little bit so it didn't hurt as bad. A nice Brooks saddle (once it's broken in) is the best way to ride sans spandex for longer rides, otherwise just wear spandex.

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    Can we make this a sticky?


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    My taint aint sticky.
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    Golly! I must have a really tough taint 'cause I taint never had no problems in that area. Either that or I have just been blessed with a really good saddle to start with.
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    My cycling shorts are done. Replaced with a new pair and things are much better. Gold Bond saved the day ... well, it did it's work overnight, but yeah.
    :wq

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary the No-Trash Cougar
    Pics coming soon!
    Followed by a detailed video on YouTube?


    Yeah, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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    I break the stitching on my cycling shorts' padding after about a year. I think my crotchal awesomeness simply wears the shorts out. I need to upsize my shorts next time.

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    Can't says I've laughed so much at a thread. I'm new to commuting and was wondering if people wore their bike shorts. Perhaps one can simply stich a taint pad in their dockers and call it good. Wow, I may have just come up with a good invention...patent pending.

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    can you imagine - you show up to work, your walking through the office, you drop your bag...and out falls the Taint Paint.

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