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    Chairman of the Beard
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    Moar Sh!t Mountain Bikers Say!

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    The correct number of bikes one should own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned.

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    pain intolerant
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    That was awesome!
    "Crank?"
    "Stans will seal it"

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    not actually bad :)
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    Hey - have any of you guys taken the left on horny beaver?
    If so, how was it?
    I always go straight there.

    Old Codger

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    "Crank?" is where I lost it.

    "why won't this seat???"
    The correct number of bikes one should own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned.

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    One of my all-time favorites was one of our group, arms on handlebars after a climb, lamenting "dudes, I turned 30 yesterday. I'm really feeling old."
    Who's in charge, the thinker or the thought?

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    I was hoping someone would make a "Sh!t Front Range Mountain Bikers say"--I thought of making one myself, This New Mexico version is dang close enough. Really funny. All we need for a front range version is more emphasis on tires, beer and shuttling.

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    bacon! bacon! bacon!
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    "There's some hike-a-bike."

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    I'm with stupid
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    Slide down rusty trombone...........Wow. so much hidden trails out there. Should have taken a left on angry pirate.

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    FTW!!! That was great!! Thanks for that!

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    I can actually say "lol" - that was funny.

    Total dejavu. I had that same "stan's" experience with a group out in Fruita a few years ago

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    Old, Slow and now FAT! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lidarman View Post
    I was hoping someone would make a "Sh!t Front Range Mountain Bikers say"
    Here's one for you.
    "Dude my tire sucks. What the best rubber for the Front Range?"


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    Great stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerryn View Post
    Here's one for you.
    "Dude my tire sucks. What the best rubber for the Front Range?"

    Exacty!

    "Is this tire good for shutting Apex?"

    Camera on a rider pushing his bike uphill. "Shuttlers suck, gotta earn your DH"

    But the problem with the front range culture is, nobody gets it....especially us.

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    This so fits The FR "I can really feel the extra 50grams on that tire" !!!
    My new Quote is "don't let friends ride old bikes on DH Trails "

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    You seen me clear this Last week right !!!
    My new Quote is "don't let friends ride old bikes on DH Trails "

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    Bacon?
    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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