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    Hearse for Bike Transport?

    I just bought a Beatiful Black Hearse on Ebay Motors. It is the perfect size to transport 3 bikes. Anyone hav tips on a way to make it look more like a caddy station wagon that a deathmobile?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iCrashed
    I just bought a Beatiful Black Hearse on Ebay Motors. It is the perfect size to transport 3 bikes. Anyone hav tips on a way to make it look more like a caddy station wagon that a deathmobile?
    I want details and photos. Go with the deathmobile theme!

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    So how is the gas mileage?

    Turn it into a caddy wagon eh? Well for starters repaint it pearl white and do away with the hi-tint windows (or blacked out windows if it has them).

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred3
    So how is the gas mileage?

    Turn it into a caddy wagon eh? Well for starters repaint it pearl white and do away with the hi-tint windows (or blacked out windows if it has them).
    I get a surprising 25 mpg conbined. No window tints.
    maybe ill put up an just married sign and some cans on strings too? eh?
    I dont think ill ever get a ticket for speeding (or parking if i leave the trunk open
    Great for carpooling if i install a back seat too!
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    Wow

    Another chick magnet, eh?

    Let's see the link to your new purchase. I'm morbidly curious....
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    there were no pix on ebay but it was 10 mi from home so i went. let me visit the funeral home website and see if I can find it. In case ur at all interested its from gutterman-musicant-wein a great home to be eulogized in!!! ill take a few pix when i get a chance. itll look sic with a rack on it!!!
    That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
    by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
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