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    Immediate Amber Alert Oakland/Berkeley area

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think the person on the barstool next to you is attractive

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    Wow, a fcking helo just flew over my house with some dude shouting this alert through a megaphone. Who got kidnapped? The mayor?

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    young girl at knifepoint
    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think the person on the barstool next to you is attractive

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    The helo's back...wow, I was shopping at that Safeway today...won't be going there again.

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    Dammit. That's my neighborhood Safeway too. I usually don't go there because the selection at that store sucks, not because of crime.

    It and the one in Montclair are popular targets because a getaway car can be on the freeway in moments.

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    Yeah Oakland. Never disappoint

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    The dude stole a lobster for a good dinner. Confronted, he made a getaway and carjacked a nearby vehicle. There happened to be occupants in the car so it's now a kidnapping.

    How quickly it can go downhill...

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    some things aren't adding up with this one…suspicion about validity are being questioned at this point.
    I'm not sure how this works.

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    Alert is falling apart. Might be his own car and crew.
    IPA will save America

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    Lobster is overrated.

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    They were out of fresh crab.

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    Lobster is the spider of the seas!

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    I used to like Lobster but crab is way better. I know that's going to piss a lot of people off but I don't care.
    I'm not sure how this works.

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    At least crab tastes like something, unlike that bland overpriced crap that my family inexplicably loves.

    Fun fact:
    In 19th century US, lobster was only served to slaves and inmates, and the latter was eventually banned because it was considered a cruel and usual form of punishment.

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    This is now a shellfish thread.

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    Mmmm - oysters. Raw or Rockefeller.
    I love oysters.

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    schit, don't he know safeway delivers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jibmaster View Post
    Mmmm - oysters. Raw or Rockefeller.
    I love oysters.
    Smoked, raw, cooked or even live, Oysters are God's sea-going, pearl-bearing gift to humanity.


    Oysters: Gotta catch 'em all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Osis of Thuliver View Post
    This is now a shellfish thread.
    Everyone is talking about the food they like to eat, stop being so shellfish...

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