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    Yetisurly

    What is he, really?

    discuss.

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    You really need to come to terms with the fact the cycling world has changed quite a bit since your time. Quit holding on to the past and quit trying to re-live your glory days as a YETI team rider in the early 80's. I can tell it's been hard for you to accept and watch all this, but you really need to let it go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JrockFeltaz
    You really need to come to terms with the fact the cycling world has changed quite a bit since your time. Quit holding on to the past and quit trying to re-live your glory days as a YETI team rider in the early 80's. I can tell it's been hard for you to accept and watch all this, but you really need to let it go.
    You need to stop stalking me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yetisurly
    You need to stop stalking me.

    why don't you call anynore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JrockFeltaz
    why don't you call anynore?
    whitesnake cassette. I want it back.

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    I'm not sure what yetisurly is exactly. I can come to a couple of assumptions though.

    a. he/she/whatever is unemployed based on the amount of time said person spends on this site lately

    b. he/she/whatever was obviously a mountainbiker at some point but probably doesn't ride much anymore since none of said person's post are really bike related.

    Then again I could be totally wrong, but since you asked.......
    JRA

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    Quote Originally Posted by yetisurly
    whitesnake cassette. I want it back.




    Whitesnake Kittens got Claws Lyrics:
    Walking down the street
    You're the center of my universe.
    You got the world in your pocket,
    My manhood in your purse.
    You ain't a bad girl, honey,
    No matter what the neighbours say,
    It's just that you were
    those skin-tight dresses
    With your G-string tuned to "A".

    Sweet, sweet, child of the street.

    Heaven sent, you're an
    angel dressed in black,
    Cool, stiletto strut, you're
    a drop jaw cardiac.
    You're the genuine, feline,
    prettiest girl I've ever
    seen,
    With your thief of hearts smile
    You're a certified pleasure machine.

    Sweet, sweet, child of the street.

    Dressed to kill in diamonds and fur,
    You get what you want
    With your ***** cat purr.

    But, the kittens got claws,
    She'll tear your heart out.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll scratch your back.
    The kittens got claws
    She'll tease an' please you.
    The kittens got claws,
    She's a heart attack.

    You treat me good,
    Sometimes you treat me bad,
    But, keep it up, honey,
    You're the best time I've ever had.
    No matter what you put me
    through I must confess,
    Oh, you got more style
    than a brand new XJS.

    Sweet, sweet, child of the street.

    Dressed to kill in diamonds and fur,
    You get what you want
    With your ***** cat purr.

    But, the kittens got claws,
    She'll tear your heart out.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll scratch your back.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll tease an' please you.
    The kittens got claws,
    She's a heart attack.

    (Solo)

    Walking down the street
    You're the center of my universe.
    You got the world in your pocket,
    My manhood in your purse.
    I know you ain't a bad girl, honey,
    No matter what the neighbours say,
    It's just that you were
    those skin-tight dresses
    With your G-string tuned to "A".

    Sweet, sweet, child of the street.

    Dressed to kill in diamonds and fur,
    You get what you want
    With your ***** cat purr.

    But, the kittens got claws,
    She'll tear your heart out.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll scratch your back.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll tease an' please you.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll blow your stack.

    The kittens got claws,
    She'll tear your heart out.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll scratch your back.
    The kittens got claws,
    She'll tease an' please you.
    The kittens got claws,
    She's a heart attack.

    You scratch my back, baby,
    An' I'll scratch yours.




    neener neener neener

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    Quote Originally Posted by yetisurly
    whitesnake cassette. I want it back.


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    I saw a yetisurly once. Short, about 4' 14" tall. Nasty curly dark brown hair with matching mustache and chopped sideburns. Big legs, short arms, and no neck. Comes running on command, "here yeti, here yeti" and is often seen along mountain biking trails sniffing horse poo and pissing and moaning here and there. Oh, yeh, bad breath too. No teeth to speak of and it could curl the nose hair into fine braids of stuff.

    Other than that.... who knows?
    Ventana El Rey - sweet 9er magic! OR sweet Serendipity Superfly 100

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    He's a Mog.
    "It's only when you stand over it, you know, when you physically stand over the bike, that then you say 'hey, I don't have much stand over height', you know"-T. Ellsworth

    You're turning black metallic.

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    is it an angry sasquatch looking thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayem
    He's a Mog.
    Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
    JRA

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