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    Slow day on the ol' forum...

    I'm off the bike due to a broken back (yeah, literally...) so I need some entertainment.

    Here's what I wanna know:
    1. What will Traildocs next name be?
    2. Is global warming just a load of crap? I mean May 10 and I'm not wanting to go up north?!? wtf.
    3. Who's going to see the MBAA sausage party shiver their butts off tomorrow?
    4. If I install a PIT TOILET in my house, will anyone come clean it for me?

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    1. TD's new name will be AntagonisticGeriatric.

    2. Current weather doesn't tell us much about the bigger picture. Look around, we aren't helping things I'm guessing but I'm no scientist.

    3. I'll be at the FBO trail day event on Little Elden. I xc raced in the late 90's, after one summer I realized I wasn't into bike racing. It sort of ruins everything for me. I seriously could care less who proves they are better at exercising.

    4. Maybe the AntagonisticGeriatric will come help ya out but you'd have to listen to his "rhetoric".

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    1. I'm thinkin Ensure World Class
    2. Climate change is real, Global warming is for Manbearpig
    3. Drove past, can say there are plenty
    4. Isn't a composting toilet more contemporary?

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    To capture the Traildoc essence, may I suggest the following new names:

    Knobsprocket
    Onehandclapping
    Dingleberry
    Buttchafe
    Veni vidi velo!

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    How did you break your back?

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    Overuse...stress fracture from single speed riding.
    Or maybe too much beer.
    I'm still not sure.

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    Come to think of it, that guy seandm, or "chubscout" as his friends know him made me ride down some sketchy ladder thing out in Browns Ranch. I crashed hard and he left me for dead.

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    Afterwards he nailed me to a cross...
    Slow day on the ol' forum...-jesus.jpg

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    dude is one sick f*ck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybum View Post
    Come to think of it, that guy seandm, or "chubscout" as his friends know him made me ride down some sketchy ladder thing out in Browns Ranch. I crashed hard and he left me for dead.
    I actually thought you were dead, as you laid there all crumpled up like a rag-doll. I even kicked your body a few times to check and you didn't move. So I rolled you over to that cross and left you there for the buzzards to feast on.

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    Well, hopefully someone will construct a nice memorial like this....Slow day on the ol' forum...-rip.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybum View Post
    Well, hopefully someone will construct a nice memorial like this....Click image for larger version. 

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    I am, waiting for it to arrive from my vendor in Vietnam.

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    You're sicker than I thought... leave people for dead and support child labor in other countries. damn.

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    Dang, a broken back. Heal up.
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    thx Hawg...yeah, hoping to be cleared for PIT TOILET duty and daily reporting of trail reroutes soon.

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    Speaking of pit toilets I rode this yesterday. I only know how to find it because of Traildoc. Thanks TD wherever you are!

    Slow day on the ol' forum...-dysfunctional-white-guy.jpg

    1. What will Traildocs next name be? Don't care.
    2. Is global warming just a load of crap? No.
    3. Who's going to see the MBAA sausage party shiver their butts off tomorrow? I'm building trail tomorrow but hosting some racers tonight so they don't have to camp in the wet.
    4. If I install a PIT TOILET in my house, will anyone come clean it for me? Your mom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockman View Post
    Speaking of pit toilets I rode this yesterday. I only know how to find it because of Traildoc. Thanks TD wherever you are!

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    1. What will Traildocs next name be? Don't care.
    2. Is global warming just a load of crap? No.
    3. Who's going to see the MBAA sausage party shiver their butts off tomorrow? I'm building trail tomorrow but hosting some racers tonight so they don't have to camp in the wet.
    4. If I install a PIT TOILET in my house, will anyone come clean it for me? Your mom?
    That's awesome Rockman! Hell yes.

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    Wow that sucks about your back. Heal up man. I broke my big toe once dirt jumping, basically the same thing, so can definitely relate.

    1. VoD (vortex of drama); the Legend Himself

    2. No, we're f****d, but don't know if it will be missionary, doggystyle, or what, so it's weird.

    3. No.

    4. If it gets bad enough and you live with someone else they'll eventually do something about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybum View Post
    That's awesome Rockman! Hell yes.
    Heal up Raybum!

    Maybe #5 should be...time for gears and full squish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockman View Post
    Heal up Raybum!

    Maybe #5 should be...time for gears and full squish?
    ^^Might be time to give in! Not completely; just to give the body a break!


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    You could see if some areas of AZT, or even closer to home; Gold canyon/BCT need some lopping/trimming-----which could be done by hiking; it yer able to do that. Cat claw is omnipresent in some areas. John S or Traildoc could provide useful venues.
    Hope yer back recovers soon Rayburn.
    At least you're young; so you'll ride again. some of us old farts coulkd never recover from such an injury; but then, pur buds would not leave us beside the trail---they'd ensure we became buzzard bait.
    What a Country!
    Cheers on a slow day; from lively Merritt BC
    TS

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    the reduction of glacial ice is highly correlated with the overall average annual temperature increasing in a location.... short term noise will always present itself... also heat island effect will make global warming look even worse than it actually is (something the inconvenient truth conveniently left out)..

    the reduction of glacial ice is in my opinion the best, most valid indicator that global warming is happening..

    https://nsidc.org/glims/glaciermelt

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    "valid indicator" that sounds sexy!

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