Man, I can't believe I'm the first to say this.......HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!

Respond with your feats of strength, airing of grievances and pictures of your pole (The rated-G one.....not the rated-X one)

I'll start with airing of grievances:

I hate it how Cenobite makes it look so easy
I abhor bees in the spring
I don't particullarly like my knee....big surprise there
My wife just does not get it.....
......and, Cramps

Feats of Strength for me will include:

The AZT300 this spring....all others will flow from there.