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    Does this make my butt look fat?

    I just got back from a 25 mile evening road ride. I felt like an efficient sandwich burning steam engine. I OD'd on Endorphins whisking through the cool night air. It was to be a mellow ride to keep the fitness fresh for more appropriate epic off-road adventures. But I was turning pedals, going fast just kept wanting to go faster and harder. So I said fukc it. I hammered. Uphills, downhills, flats, for no reason other than it felt awesome. Now I'm drinking a Coors Light 24oz and it is good.

    I train. I think about how to train better. I analyse my GPS stuff. 99.9 percent of the time the payoff is a ride like tonight. No one saw it and I didn't beat anyone. I'm Tony Montana in the hot tub.

    This 24 is good. Tonight it's even better than a sandwich.

    Peace and Hair Grease, Milos'

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    Analalysis paralysis. He's gonna put his big-boned fist in your face while you think about why he's making a fist.
    Nice KOM, sorry about your penis.

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    Sounds passionate

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