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    Birthday awesomesauce

    I had a birthday yesterday. I went for a ride and crushed it....it was awesome. I also had my second day at work in a job that is back in my career field after a 2 year hiatus.....lets call it a personal adjustment.....it was awesome. I had a 2nd date last night with a beautiful woman after a long hiatus...lets call it monogamy followed by a personal adjustment. I then proceeded to fly that plane, in an inverted nose dive, engines 1 and 2 belching fire and black smoke, into the mountain side......

    I'm going to ride my bike again today and its going to be awesome. I'm going to work well today and kill it for my job which will be awesome. I'm not going to talk to strange girls which will be awesome.

    Ride your bike and be awesome. Kill it at your job so you can buy more bike stuff and be awesome. Talk to strange girls and you lose your pilots license. Don't talk to strange girls.

    That is all




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    2 outta 3 ain't bad!

    Awesome.

    Happy Birthday Maad!
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    Loaded Gun

    Did you go out there with a loaded gun?

    "You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why? "

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    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
    arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body.

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    At what point do you turn off strava during love making?
    Bender to AZDog: I'm not the best person to give advice on not riding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by urbanseeds View Post
    Did you go out there with a loaded gun?

    "You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why? "
    I knew I did something wrong!!!!




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    parenting for gnarness
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    Quote Originally Posted by azdog View Post
    At what point do you turn off strava during love making?
    after you count to 35. anything beyond that is purely gratis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball View Post
    after you count to 35. anything beyond that is purely gratis.
    Quit bragging!
    Nobody gives a s#$t you singlespeed.

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    If you Stravalove and die, can you sue?
    "Nobody ever told me not to try" - Curious George Soundtrack by Jack Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelg View Post
    If you Stravalove and die, can you sue?
    It's better to have Strava and lost to have never Stravaed at all.
    Nobody gives a s#$t you singlespeed.

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    My other ride is your mom
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    This thread is making my day....thanks class!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Maadjurguer View Post
    Talk to strange girls and you lose your pilots license. Don't talk to strange girls.
    Disagree. I've had lots of fun with strange girls.

    If a bad date is the worst of your problems these days, I'd say you are killing it.

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