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    Women specific body armor

    I have a bud getting into park riding who's in need of more form fitting chest protection. Any brands out there or do I need to get a heat gun and shape some plastic bits? TIA

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    I would have her look at motocross chest protectors. I know Acerbis makes one that is truly women's specific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69erSycip
    I would have her look at motocross chest protectors. I know Acerbis makes one that is truly women's specific.
    Thank you. She's not a member but is monitoring this thread. I'll give her a ping

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    i thought women came with airbags stock...
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    Stock Air Bags

    Hehe....fleshbags. No, but seriously, I have several female friends that really seem to like the Women's specific Flackjacket from Rock Garden. One of them is particularly well endowed in the air bag department and she really likes this one. It also comes in pink.

    http://www.rockgardn.com/items/body-...htm?1=1&menu=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTNbiker14
    i thought women came with airbags stock...
    I'm pretty sure you can get an upgrade installed aftermarket too.

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    You guys are slacking or something? It's the 6th post and still no, "worthless thread w/o pics" smilie? WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ibelieveinsasquatch
    Hehe....fleshbags. No, but seriously, I have several female friends that really seem to like the Women's specific Flackjacket from Rock Garden. One of them is particularly well endowed in the air bag department and she really likes this one. It also comes in pink.

    https://www.rockgardn.com/items/body...htm?1=1&menu=1
    My wife has one of these & loves it, she also uses a fox women's specific roost guard for sledding (and she doesn't mess around on a sled) she's really happy with the fox guard, she says the fox unit does better on the hard hits. She may start using it for dh this year. You'd need forearm protection then though.



    not the greatest shot of the guard, but she taken her share of hits & it's done well for her. She's small with a larger chestoral region, so she was really happy to find one that works for her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by backcountryislife

    .........She's small with a larger chestoral region, so she was really happy to find one that works for her!
    chestoral region??? air bag department????

    the creativity is amazing!

    I agree -- Rock Garden works!
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    That is raaaaatarded huge air! Keepher!!!
    I was gonna put 2cents in about moto gear but

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pau11y
    You guys are slacking or something? It's the 6th post and still no, "worthless thread w/o pics" smilie? WTF?
    Seriuosly. I just read through this thread and thought the same thing
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    This is not going to end well.
    WTF

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    Women specific body humor...

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    ok pau11y, since you ruined the "worthless without pics" smiley opportunity, you are now obligated to show pictures. for you know, uh, um, 'sizing' help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yetigirl
    chestoral region??? air bag department????

    the creativity is amazing!

    I agree -- Rock Garden works!
    How about this one: "chest-butt". It only applies to "above average" girls, though.

    In all seriousness, my fiancé is considering getting some sort of upper body protection/pressure suit for resort riding. She likes the idea of women-specific designs...how bulky is the Rockgardn women's suit? She's no hucker, but doesn't want to get scratched and bruised up on the occasional dirt sandwich, so I'm thinking something fairly slim would be ideal.
    I suppose she could rent one from WP to try it out also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtg7aa
    How about this one: "chest-butt". It only applies to "above average" girls, though.

    In all seriousness, my fiancé is considering getting some sort of upper body protection/pressure suit for resort riding. She likes the idea of women-specific designs...how bulky is the Rockgardn women's suit? She's no hucker, but doesn't want to get scratched and bruised up on the occasional dirt sandwich, so I'm thinking something fairly slim would be ideal.
    I suppose she could rent one from WP to try it out also.

    just ordered 30 brand new lady flack jackets for the rental fleet. we will have them for sale new as well. phone a head for custom fitting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutchie
    just ordered 30 brand new lady flack jackets for the rental fleet. we will have them for sale new as well. phone a head for custom fitting!
    Nice! I'll pass along the info, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutchie
    just ordered 30 brand new lady flack jackets for the rental fleet. we will have them for sale new as well. phone a head for custom fitting!

    ^^somebody's tryin to cop a feelsky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTNbiker14
    ^^somebody's tryin to cop a feelsky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTNbiker14
    ok pau11y, since you ruined the "worthless without pics" smiley opportunity, you are now obligated to show pictures. for you know, uh, um, 'sizing' help
    Nope.
    But I found this: <= might not be work-safe smilie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pau11y
    Nope.
    But I found this:
    holy crap pau11y, that is possibly the most funny, and disturbing thing i have seen this year
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTNbiker14
    holy crap pau11y, that is possibly the most funny, and disturbing thing i have seen this year
    My bud is gonna kick my ass for sure now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pau11y
    My bud is gonna kick my ass for sure now

    blame those god damn mongorians
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    And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
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