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    ... and if we just ... ShoeShine Teeth

    Yesterday I met " Mike Brown", today I am trying to recover. My eyes feel like I was welding without a helmet, I can barely see.It is true his teeth are like God's Shoeshine.But, even through his powerful and seemily endless rows of gleaming teeth I could see that the poor economy had taken its toll on Mike for his bike only had " one" gear. He had two reindeer like dogs with him apparently to pull him up any steep grades and he also had this blond goddess with him. The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes.If anybody has any spare gears please give them to Mike, but make sure you have your sunglasses on! Just another great day in Pisgah

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    Kramer says...

    Quote Originally Posted by motobutane
    Yesterday I met " Mike Brown", today I am trying to recover. My eyes feel like I was welding without a helmet, I can barely see.It is true his teeth are like God's Shoeshine.But, even through his powerful and seemily endless rows of gleaming teeth I could see that the poor economy had taken its toll on Mike for his bike only had " one" gear. He had two reindeer like dogs with him apparently to pull him up any steep grades and he also had this blond goddess with him. The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes.If anybody has any spare gears please give them to Mike, but make sure you have your sunglasses on! Just another great day in Pisgah
    That's out there man......
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    I knew CRUSO would get a kick out of this, 9 miles of friendly people-I think not!

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    I trust you've stopped seeing spots by now.
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    dogs off the leash?

    Mike Brown breaking the law? Stop that stammering with a toke man!

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    Sounds like he had them hooked up with a bit, bridal and reins so they could pull him like reindeer. I don't have dogs but I working on getting my sons to pull me like that. I just can't decide to go with the carrot or the stick.

    FYI: I think it's perfectly legal to have dogs off the leash in Pisgah. Just not in DuPont.

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    oops double post

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    "The goddess mostly hovered near the back of the pack, I guess she was waiting to see if a gear might have fallen off one of our heavy multiple geared bikes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by motobutane
    I knew CRUSO would get a kick out of this, 9 miles of friendly people-I think not!
    He must be the old coot!

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    nah...

    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65
    He must be the old coot!
    I moved out of cruso after the flood of 04 and left the old coot in cruso. I'm rockin' lake logan now, baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heliocentric
    Mike Brown breaking the law? Stop that stammering with a toke man!
    heliocentric:
    1) It's 1000% legal to have dogs off leash anywhere outside of parking lots and designated recreationa areas. It's actually something we can thank hunters for. Get your facts straight.
    2) I'm glad I have more of a life and broader interests so I don't have to spend my time watching message boards to preach my one apparently obsessive point. Sorry that's all you have time to do and all you're interested in- or at least the only reason/thing you ever post.
    3) Have I ever met you? PM me if you want.

    Mike

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    here we go again....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Brown
    heliocentric:
    1) It's 1000% legal to have dogs off leash anywhere outside of parking lots and designated recreationa areas. It's actually something we can thank hunters for. Get your facts straight.
    2) I'm glad I have more of a life and broader interests so I don't have to spend my time watching message boards to preach my one apparently obsessive point. Sorry that's all you have time to do and all you're interested in- or at least the only reason/thing you ever post.
    3) Have I ever met you? PM me if you want.

    Mike
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