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    I'm feeling particularly all-mountain today

    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.

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    Wait!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.
    Can I punch you in the face? Now that would be extreme AM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    Can I punch you in the face? Now that would be extreme AM!

    Perhaps we can take turns!

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    Now you're talking!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    Perhaps we can take turns!
    Don't start without me. I'm running out the door right now. Gotta stop and get some Dew at the 7-11 on the way there.

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    Great stuff, then you get Fight Club,,,,,,,,,,,, Fantastic film, now thats a dude with an alter ego...........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.
    I believe the correct phrase is "slam a Dew."

    Newbie.


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    Been there, done that.

    Went riding with sharks this morning after having slammed a 2 liter of the Dew.

    Do you do the Dew?

    Do you doo doo?

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    I've been so all mountain lately that when I go to the fridge to grab a Dew, they are all hiding behind my roomies wussy Pepsi's in fear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whafe
    Great stuff, then you get Fight Club,,,,,,,,,,,, Fantastic film, now thats a dude with an alter ego...........................


    The book was way better than the film: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/039...lance&n=283155

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud'n'sweat
    I've been so all mountain lately that when I go to the fridge to grab a Dew, they are all hiding behind my roomies wussy Pepsi's in fear.

    Flippin sweet.



    That's about as AM as it gets.

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    I am so All - Mountain that I towed Chuck Norris in a Kiddy Hauler for a 4000ft climb...

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    I'm so AM I took a tape back to BlockBuster yesterday, and I DIDDEN"T REWIND!

    No you can't stop me... ALL MOUNTAIN baby!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronny
    I am so All - Mountain that I towed Chuck Norris in a Kiddy Hauler for a 4000ft climb...
    Now thats funny bro. Was Chucky wearing a hat? Gotta be careful of those harmful UV rays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronny
    I am so All - Mountain that I towed Chuck Norris in a Kiddy Hauler for a 4000ft climb...
    Dude! That's so XXXtreme!!!
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    I like to take an all mountain dump before I take an all mountain ride. That's right, I like to do Dew.

    Plus, we have some high school punks down the street. I can recycle my Dew and sell it to them. Pays for gas to my all mountain rides. Re-dew-ce, Re-cycle, Reuse.

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    Bike to ride All Mountain.........4500.00

    Car or truck to transport bike to mountain.........500.00

    Being able to yell "I'M ALL MOUNTAIN BABY" while bombing down a hill......Priceless
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    Going to steal that one...

    Quote Originally Posted by coldsteele
    Being able to yell "I'M ALL MOUNTAIN BABY" while bombing down a hill......Priceless
    That's better then yelling "Spooky!" at the top of your lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    Can I punch you in the face? Now that would be extreme AM!
    DOOD! It's EPIC now. Epic! It's the new extreme.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo Troll
    Now thats funny bro. Was Chucky wearing a hat? Gotta be careful of those harmful UV rays.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need a hat, he just roundhouse kicks the UV rays and turns them into Mtn. Dew.

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    This is the worst thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moment
    This is the worst thread ever.

    I'm surprised it's still up. I made it on Friday when I was bored at work

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    Exactly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I'm surprised it's still up. I made it on Friday when I was bored at work
    But Jim...that's often the point of a just-for-fun post like yours. Sometimes we're at work, or it's too wet to ride, or it's too hot to ride, or it's too late at night to ride...or the hemmoroids are acting up. You'll find other people in the same situation who will enjoy just wasting a bit of time to join in the fun. I find it funny that some actually get a little upset that a post like this comes up. Those folks can just move on once they realize the nature of the post, but you often see these folks revisit the "scene of the accident" to voice their displeasure that such a topic is being discussed and people are wasting their time having some harmless fun...oh the humanity. As long as people aren't acting like A-holes toward each other, and no small animals are being abused, what's the harm? You often hear the rebuff from some of these "Bah-Humbug" responders, "Blaah! This is a waste of time...go ride your bike!" Well, I ride my bike...I ride it a lot...but sometimes the hemmoroids act up, and I don't mind wasting a little time having some interaction and fun with other MTB'ers. Thanks for the original post, Jim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    Well, I ride my bike...I ride it a lot...but sometimes the hemmoroids act up, and I don't mind wasting a little time having some interaction and fun with other MTB'ers. Thanks for the original post, Jim.
    Rub a little Dew on there and it'll be right as rain the next morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud'n'sweat
    Chuck Norris doesn't need a hat, he just roundhouse kicks the UV rays and turns them into Mtn. Dew.
    Mr. T simply yells "I pity the fool" at the sun and instantly scares away UV rays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Rub a little Dew on there and it'll be right as rain the next morning.

    Lets that Dew get down to the bone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    But Jim...that's often the point of a just-for-fun post like yours. Sometimes we're at work, or it's too wet to ride, or it's too hot to ride, or it's too late at night to ride...or the hemmoroids are acting up. You'll find other people in the same situation who will enjoy just wasting a bit of time to join in the fun. I find it funny that some actually get a little upset that a post like this comes up. Those folks can just move on once they realize the nature of the post, but you often see these folks revisit the "scene of the accident" to voice their displeasure that such a topic is being discussed and people are wasting their time having some harmless fun...oh the humanity. As long as people aren't acting like A-holes toward each other, and no small animals are being abused, what's the harm? You often hear the rebuff from some of these "Bah-Humbug" responders, "Blaah! This is a waste of time...go ride your bike!" Well, I ride my bike...I ride it a lot...but sometimes the hemmoroids act up, and I don't mind wasting a little time having some interaction and fun with other MTB'ers. Thanks for the original post, Jim.


    Gah! Having fun is not allowed!

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    This thread is awesome.




    Carry on.

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    I can get 2.5 liters of Dew in my camelbak!

    Of course, that translates into 2.5 liters of Dew colored moss growing in there after a single ride. Ah, Dew and Dew flavored veggies!

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    Dew is totally AM!!

    All Mountain men drink Dew and shoot each other when they aren't riding.
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    Your little sister drinks Mountain Dew!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan'ger




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    Dewd, don't you know this is the Dew thread?

    If I had it my way, everyone in this AM forum would be drinking Zit. Now that's a refreshing alternative. Much more citrusy than Sprite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Dewd, don't you know this is the Dew thread?

    If I had it my way, everyone in this AM forum would be drinking Zit. Now that's a refreshing alternative. Much more citrusy than Sprite.
    I don't think they make Kick anymore but it was by the makers of Jolt Cola. I remember seeing a billboard off the interstate in the midwest somewhere while driving cross country that the catch phrase was "Your little sister drinks Mountain Dew." If I remember, it was in one of those flat dust-bowl states that don't have mountains, so what do they know?

    Anyway, try on some "Red Alert," now that's some EPIC soda...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan'ger
    I don't think they make Kick anymore but it was by the makers of Jolt Cola. I remember seeing a billboard off the interstate in the midwest somewhere while driving cross country that the catch phrase was "Your little sister drinks Mountain Dew." If I remember, it was in one of those flat dust-bowl states that don't have mountains, so what do they know?

    Anyway, try on some "Red Alert," now that's some EPIC soda...
    Missouri is X-treme!

    Now seriously, Jolt is the AM cola. I remember drinking that in college. It didn't taste that good. In fact, it sort of burned your mouth. But OMG did it pack a punch!

    When I lived in Saudi Arabia, they had their own drinks. See, Coke sells to Israel, so it is banned in Saudi. They had to invent alternatives. Their alternative to Sprite was "Zit". We thought it was hillarious: "Hey, how would you like to pop open a Zit?" But they were a decent drink, especially when it was 120 degrees and 80% humidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.
    this might be the best post i've ever seen on mtbr...or any forum for that matter. get awesome.
    will there be beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Missouri is X-treme!

    Now seriously, Jolt is the AM cola. I remember drinking that in college. It didn't taste that good. In fact, it sort of burned your mouth. But OMG did it pack a punch!


    That's alright, it doesn't have to taste good to be All-Mountain. A mouthfull of blood and dirt doesn't taste great either, but that's as AM as it gets.


    Rawk on.

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    This thread needs to be re-dew-venated before we're shut down for good.

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    my favorite...

    Quote Originally Posted by Oni
    That's better then yelling "Spooky!" at the top of your lungs.

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    "My nipples are on fire!!"

    That one makes people stop what they are doing and look at you funny.

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    Epic Bump!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    This thread needs to be re-dew-venated before we're shut down for good.
    Dew'd, that was soooo extreme.

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    You guys had better pipe down with this All-Mountain rabble-rousing. You wouldn't want the AM Gestapo to come after you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    All-Mountain rabble-rousing... AM Gestapo
    All-Mountain rabble-rousing & AM Gestapo in the same post, you sir are my new hero. I'm off like a prom dress for the weekend so I'm done, enjoy your weekend... hopefully extended!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jugdish
    All-Mountain rabble-rousing & AM Gestapo in the same post, you sir are my new hero. I'm off like a prom dress for the weekend so I'm done, enjoy your weekend... hopefully extended!

    I have a sneaking suspicion that my company is actually owned by members of the AM Gestapo, as I have been enslaved to work on Monday. One day I will rise up against their oppression... one day... but that won't be until Wednesday, as apparently even the AM Gestapo celebrates Independence Day. Oh, the irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I have a sneaking suspicion that my company is actually owned by members of the AM Gestapo, as I have been enslaved to work on Monday. One day I will rise up against their oppression... one day... but that won't be until Wednesday, as apparently even the AM Gestapo celebrates Independence Day. Oh, the irony.
    And we are back to the beginning of the thread. On Monday stand on your desk, down a Dew and punch yourself in the face. Let those bastards know how AM you really are!

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    Jim...look out!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I have a sneaking suspicion that my company is actually owned by members of the AM Gestapo, as I have been enslaved to work on Monday. One day I will rise up against their oppression... one day... but that won't be until Wednesday, as apparently even the AM Gestapo celebrates Independence Day. Oh, the irony.
    Keep your eyes peeled! I have it on good authority that those Gestapo goons are led by this guy. So play it cool if you see him around.
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    i wonder if i can punch my boss in the face whilst drinking a mountain dew, then say i thought he was AM and i wanted to save him the trouble of punching himself in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    Keep your eyes peeled! I have it on good authority that those Gestapo goons are led by this guy. So play it cool if you see him around.
    That's strange, I was almost positive it was this guy.
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    Uhhhh...I don't think that's the approved Gestapo uniform of the day. But the black socks are absolutely striking...LOL! Maybe he's an undercover dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNC
    Uhhhh...I don't think that's the approved Gestapo uniform of the day. But the black socks are absolutely striking...LOL! Maybe he's an undercover dude.
    That's a reposted pic. I forget where it came from and where I originally posted it, but it's the most ridiculous photo I've seen. Now if we can just get a Dew can photoshopped into his hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.

    man, can't believe i missed this post...laughin my arse off right now...just great humor, thanks
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    tired today?

    I know when I am tired after work sometimes I need to slam some MDX its the extreme all mountain version of regular dew, and will sucker punch your hangover into next week like chuck norris.

    Speaking of which, When Chuck Norris sleeps with a guy, its not cause hes gay, its cause hes run out of women.

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    Oh well I suppose if free riders get their Red Bull, then AM couldnt be left without a drink

    Dose anyone other than Australia get "Sprite Recharge" makes Reb Bull look like water

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    Here is a unique Dew dispenser. Makes me thirsty just looking at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Missouri is X-treme!

    Now seriously, Jolt is the AM cola. I remember drinking that in college. It didn't taste that good. In fact, it sort of burned your mouth. But OMG did it pack a punch!

    When I lived in Saudi Arabia, they had their own drinks. See, Coke sells to Israel, so it is banned in Saudi. They had to invent alternatives. Their alternative to Sprite was "Zit". We thought it was hillarious: "Hey, how would you like to pop open a Zit?" But they were a decent drink, especially when it was 120 degrees and 80% humidity.

    Don't make me open a can of...
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    Quote Originally Posted by teamhart2
    I know when I am tired after work sometimes I need to slam some MDX its the extreme all mountain version of regular dew, and will sucker punch your hangover into next week like chuck norris.

    Speaking of which, When Chuck Norris sleeps with a guy, its not cause hes gay, its cause hes run out of women.


    MDX was created by underground All-Mountain scientists in the battle against the AM Gestapo. Germany had the V2 rocket... we have MDX.

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    Feeling bad about riding a HT with 4-6" up front and 2.5" tires around town today for the July 4th celebration. I cruised over to 7-11 and grabbed a Dew. Slamming it as fast as I could. Chrushing the empty can on my forehead.

    Suddenly I didnt feel so bad about pedaling fat tires on the pavement. However, I did get some strange looks from people. Wonder if it was that circle impression on my forehead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    That's a reposted pic. I forget where it came from and where I originally posted it, but it's the most ridiculous photo I've seen. Now if we can just get a Dew can photoshopped into his hand...
    I'm all over that. It'll be up in a couple of minutes.

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    Photoshop!!!

    Here it its.....

    Nevermind. No workee on the pic. I'll try again in a bit. Sorry. I'll go slam a Dew, and see if it works then. If not, I'll slam another.

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    Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh..... Still not working. Can other people post pics? When I try, and hit Upload, I get a "This Page Cannot Be Displayed".

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    Yay!!! All better!! Here it is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    Yay!!! All better!! Here it is!
    At first I wondered why you were reposting my pic. Then I noticed the change, and I could not believe that anyone would take me up on my suggestion.

    However, I am glad you have spent your time wisely.

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    official AM wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    Yay!!! All better!! Here it is!

    Dammit man, ya had to go and post that picture. Now before too long, Fox or Oakley will be rolling out their AM Wear versions of it. Guess we'll jut be trend setters until then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    However, I am glad you have spent your time wisely.
    Only took a couple of minutes.......

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    Dizzam! Looks like Mountain Dew has Super Sized the can in response to higher All-Mountain appetites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    Dizzam! Looks like Mountain Dew has Super Sized the can in response to higher All-Mountain appetites.
    That's right. That there's a 32oz. can of Dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    That's right. That there's a 32oz. can of Dew.
    Totally need some Dew stickers to slap on yer AM bikes.






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    I love that first one. Where can I get one???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    I love that first one. Where can I get one???

    Unfortuneately, i do not believe that it is available as a sticker, maybe somebody could get some custom-made?

    http://www.123stickers.com/index.asp...S&Category=207

    "These stickers will hold up outdoors up to three years without the need for lamination or U.V. coating, and are available in any size"
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    San Diego Zoo = AM Extreme

    New Dew dispenser opens at San Diego Zoo. Crowds of extreme people stand in line to try it out:
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    More of the new 32oz AM special Dew cans I see....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    More of the new 32oz AM special Dew cans I see....
    Even elephants do Dew from time to time, but when the do Dew it is usually more substantial than when humans do Dew. Hence, their output is mostly in 2 liter bottles and 32 oz cans.

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    Todd is a professional AM mt biker. This is just part of his pre-ride ritual--slamming Dew until passing out on the kitchen floor.
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    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen.
    Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were -mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,dixafix, and ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corporation (joke)announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
    Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks."
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan'ger
    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen.
    Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were -mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,dixafix, and ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corporation (joke)announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
    Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks."
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO"!
    X 100. That's awesome. Good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan'ger
    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen.
    Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were -mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,dixafix, and ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corporation (joke)announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
    Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks."
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO"!
    Yep, that post makes me feel like a fool for all of my "do dew" jokes.

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    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.[/I]

    Simplify and smash the Dew can in your face. Or is that too Zen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hankthespacecowboy
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.[/I]

    Simplify and smash the Dew can in your face. Or is that too Zen?

    I considered this alternative but the cleaning people here at the office complained about green stains all over the walls. Wimps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I considered this alternative but the cleaning people here at the office complained about green stains all over the walls. Wimps.
    Tell them to slam a Dew and suck it up.

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    Dew is falling from the sky,
    Mtbikes can't fly,
    But this is the reason why,
    The Dew thread will never die!!!
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    aw, come on, this thread was the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.
    **** dude you made me laugh sandwich bits onto my desk.

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    I'm so all mountain that my DEW is red.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    A pic from when I was a wee lad.






    I didn't think they had Mt. Dew in the 1930s. Shows what I know.

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    mountain dew and some AM burritos......my meal of choice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    Tell them to slam a Dew and suck it up.
    can i use that in my sig?

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    Everybody needs a Dew, even the AM donkey cart drivers. I picked this up last time I was in Iraq.
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    the is the ultimate all mountain dew. i want one.

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    except that we're so all mountain that we down a dew and pedal up a hill to ride down it.....they don't dew the dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm_racer
    can i use that in my sig?
    Go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better






    I didn't think they had Mt. Dew in the 1930s. Shows what I know.
    Oh very funny! I'm not that old. 34 is still young, except you get arthritis and back pain and... But the good news is that it can all be taken care of with a can of Dew-- THE panacea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    Go for it.
    ah gawd you have a great sig. that's another funny thread...but i gotta go down a dew and do some hard-core all-mountain sleep-getting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
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    slammed a dew at lunch today and was feeling [petty all-mountain through my next to classes. chuggin another dew now and about ready for some all-mountain for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo Troll
    Feeling bad about riding a HT with 4-6" up front and 2.5" tires around town today for the July 4th celebration. I cruised over to 7-11 and grabbed a Dew. Slamming it as fast as I could. Chrushing the empty can on my forehead.

    Suddenly I didnt feel so bad about pedaling fat tires on the pavement. However, I did get some strange looks from people. Wonder if it was that circle impression on my forehead?

    slammed a DEW today... but it was a bottle and it didn't crush when i smashed it agains't my head... is that still ALL MOUNTAIN?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wclement7
    slammed a DEW today... but it was a bottle and it didn't crush when i smashed it agains't my head... is that still ALL MOUNTAIN?
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    yeah my dew was in a bottle, but i bit the bastard and taught it the real meaning of all mountain.

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    Which Dew is more "AM" the original or the code red? I'm worried if I buy the original it will be too XC, but if I buy the code red it will be too DH.


    Maybe I should mix the two?

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    nah, mdx is the newest category created as "energy soda." fits "all-mountain" perfectly. slam a mountain dew x and bomb the ups AND the downs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm_racer
    nah, mdx is the newest category created as "energy soda." fits "all-mountain" perfectly. slam a mountain dew x and bomb the ups AND the downs.
    Damn it! Why can't they reintroduce mdx with a suitable label, such as "AM"? It's just too confusing trying to keep up with this marketing bs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Which Dew is more "AM" the original or the code red? I'm worried if I buy the original it will be too XC, but if I buy the code red it will be too DH.


    Maybe I should mix the two?
    Please. Code Red is lame. The original is the real AM drink. You see, AM is just how people have been riding mountain bikes since some crazy guys in Californa started making 'em. Original Dew is the obvious choice for the original mountain bikers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardtails Are Better
    Please. Code Red is lame. The original is the real AM drink. You see, AM is just how people have been riding mountain bikes since some crazy guys in Californa started making 'em. Original Dew is the obvious choice for the original mountain bikers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronny
    I am so All - Mountain that I towed Chuck Norris in a Kiddy Hauler for a 4000ft climb...
    that's flippin great^^^

    was it right after he ate a bowl of diamonds for breakfast??

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    I have a friend who was so All-mountain that he drank 2 - 2L bottles of mountain dew in less than an hour and got heart palpitations. Now he is totally XC because he can never drink caffeine again or he could have a heart attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squads
    I have a friend who was so All-mountain that he drank 2 - 2L bottles of mountain dew in less than an hour and got heart palpitations. Now he is totally XC because he can never drink caffeine again or he could have a heart attack.
    Your friend is an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squads
    I have a friend who was so All-mountain that he drank 2 - 2L bottles of mountain dew in less than an hour and got heart palpitations. Now he is totally XC because he can never drink caffeine again or he could have a heart attack.
    Funny coincidence that at the trail head the other day i overheard a guy talking about having the same problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordy
    Funny coincidence that at the trail head the other day i overheard a guy talking about having the same problem.
    I was just in a coma for three months due to drinking five 2 liter bottles in ten minutes, but now I'm back and ready to contribute to the only worthwhile thread in the whole of mtbr.

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    I think this is the most interesting and confusing thread I haver ever seen in my whole life, HAHAHA!!!

    FYI, The Office is an awesome show.
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    yes the office is great. what are your guys' opinions on post-ride meals? i think the ultimate post-ride meal is a 50/50 blend of Mtn. Dew and Mtn. Dew Baja Blast and a burrito or 2 from Taco Bell.

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    Clearly, the only AM post ride meal is more Dew!!!!!!!
    They should make Mt. Dew energy bars.

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    I like to cook up a nice T-bone steak that I marinate in Mountain Dew beforehand, a nice garden salad with a mountain dew reduction dressing, and french fries with mountain dew ketchup. Then I wash it all down with Mountain Dew and Vodka on ice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I want to stand up on my desk, slam a Mountain Dew, and punch myself in the face.

    That is crazy extreme. Best thing I've heard all day. We all could learn something from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2_Tires
    I like to cook up a nice T-bone steak that I marinate in Mountain Dew beforehand, a nice garden salad with a mountain dew reduction dressing, and french fries with mountain dew ketchup. Then I wash it all down with Mountain Dew and Vodka on ice
    That is the most All-Mountain shi-shi meal I've ever heard of! So XXX-treme!
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    As soon as I started irrigating my All-Mountain pump track with Mountain Dew, I've been railing, at least, 215% harder.

    The 'Dew', also, totally kicks butt on the track-side weeds. The gophers are working overtime though...can't win every battle

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    I use Mt. Dew to clean and lube my chains.
    Is that XXX-treme enough? Cause I'm feeling pretty All Mountain when I dew it.
    I also hear that if you add 1 part Mt Dew and 1 part XC racers tears, that is a XXX-treme pick me up drink. But don't let the AM Gestapo find out you are doing it.

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    I'll take two!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    Clearly, the only AM post ride meal is more Dew!!!!!!!
    They should make Mt. Dew energy bars.
    Or better would be Mt. Dew Gu.

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    There's now a new alternative to the Dew for those days where even a 32 oz won't cut it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky D
    Or better would be Mt. Dew Gu.
    HO WOW. That is such a great idea Ricky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky D
    Or better would be Mt. Dew Gu.

    What would it be called? Maybe Mountain Goo? hmmmm. I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    Mountain Goo?
    Genious! Maybe spell it Mountain Gew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkj__
    Genious! Maybe spell it Mountain Gew?
    thats what I thought at first, but the spelling looked kinda weird........Do the Goo

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    Just curious

    Who takes post ride baths/showers in Dew? I have one of those black plastic water heater gizmos for back packing. Just fill 'er up with Dew and ride off. By the time I get back, it's around 120 degrees.

    Let me tell ya, when you're finished bathing in Dew, you're all energized and ready for another ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Who takes post ride baths/showers in Dew? I have one of those black plastic water heater gizmos for back packing. Just fill 'er up with Dew and ride off. By the time I get back, it's around 120 degrees.

    Let me tell ya, when you're finished bathing in Dew, you're all energized and ready for another ride.

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!! I thought I was THE only one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Bah ha ha.

    Do you use a diet regular blend to cut back on the stickiness? haha
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    Not only am I excited about my new rad-gnar xtreme all mountain bike.....I am even more happy that I can now be called "All Mountain" and noticed this sick-gnar xxxtreme post! Good stuff!

    I'm off to slam a diet dr. pepper as it tastes more like regular dr. pepper and contains prune juice to keep my dew regular.....................
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    I use Dew in my inner tubes. It doesn't stop a flat, but when you do get one it sprays everywhere. xxx-treme

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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    I use Dew in my inner tubes. It doesn't stop a flat, but when you do get one it sprays everywhere. xxx-treme
    I'm trying to imagine how extreme Dew that has been sloshing around inside a tube for a few months would taste. It might be ok if you cut it with a little stan's sealant.

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    Oh so for shizzle!!!!!!!!!!

    Haven't tried the stans cut yet, but did enjoy the Slime cut........and it's the same color as the Dew!!!!!!!!!!
    Looks radioactive xxx.
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    Slime is actually MADE of Mountain Dew that's been boiled down to form the most xtreme compound legally available.

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    New *EXTREME* All Mountain Sport!

    To heck with mountain biking. It's not Extreme Enough. I want a sport for the 21st century and beyond. Something that pits man against nature. I'm a Dew Drinker, I deserve a sport worth of The Dew.

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    Dude! That is extreme! Are you clipped in to that board?!

    I saw the dirt and knew it had to be a Hawaiian Extreme sport!

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    sandy

    And after all that dew and an extreme madcore gnar ride, a real all mountain man needs a real all mountain toilet paper:


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    LOL, that is so [email protected]#$ing rad!!!!!!!!!
    That is some xxx-treme paper. All Mountain worthy for sure!!!!!!!!!

    I dig the AM Boarding, it reminds me of one time, way back in the day we took my buddies Burton Woody (first gen snowboard) into the local hills. That was the only time I ever snow boarded, and it was on dirt. It was way rad xxx-treme fun. I highly recomend it to any xxx-treme AMer fo shizzle....................Dew On Bro's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And Jim311, I knew I liked slime for a reason.......LOL
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    And here I thought that wiping with rocks and icicles was extreme! From now on I'm going to carry a bottle of habanero sauce to coat my rocks beforehand.

    "Sting your ring" ought to be the all mountain mantra.

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    Mt Dew is gay. You guys should crack a solo.

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    Who would win in an xxxtreme fight.....The Dew or Solo?
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    Sorry Steve

    Solo does not "sting your ring".


    BTW: you were being ironic in calling Dew gay prior to introducing us to Solo, correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    BTW: you were being ironic in calling Dew gay prior to introducing us to Solo, correct?
    Mate I farken hope you're not referring to Solo man shorts. They were an Australian and NZ institution.

    Solo man (and any Aussie sporting the stubbies) had to fight off the ladies in droves.

    Bloody drongo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    Who takes post ride baths/showers in Dew? I have one of those black plastic water heater gizmos for back packing. Just fill 'er up with Dew and ride off. By the time I get back, it's around 120 degrees.

    Let me tell ya, when you're finished bathing in Dew, you're all energized and ready for another ride.
    120 is for roadie wimps. I finish my rides with a nice batch of ice straight out of a gatorade cooler as such

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    Ha ha those solo ads are classic, the one with the land surfer is so exxxtreme.

    A real solo man only drinks about 1/3 of the can, the rest dribbles down the front of your shirt and through your moustache.

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    dew would win the xxxtreme fight, no contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm_racer
    dew would win the xxxtreme fight, no contest.
    Solo man shakes fist in air.
    Last edited by Steve71; 03-21-2008 at 10:07 AM.
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    I cannot believe that I have not seen thir thread before, I have been laughing for over an hour now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckiller
    I cannot believe that I have not seen thir thread before, I have been laughing for over an hour now!

    Sir all-mountain is anything but funny. Shredding is serious business and not to be taken lightly.

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    and such serious shredding can only be accompanied by a drink that's up to the job. gimme a dew, please.

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    Oh Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!
    The other day I was out with a bro, shredding up some xxx-treme am stuff and he ran over a huge dog turd. I watched as a piece flung up and stuck to his fork crown, and another chunk of turd flung up onto his hand. He stopped and was like ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DOG $HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I was like dewd, calm down.......reached into my pack and pulled out a warm can of dew, cracked it open, took an all mountain sized swig and poured the rest on his hand to wash off the turd. He looked up and smiled and said "thanx bro" and I said" no prob brethren, just dewing my duty to wash off the dew dew with some dew". Then we both laughed, cracked a fresh dew, pounded it down and headed back to town.
    All in a days work.
    Dew the dew before the dew dew does you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    Oh Hell YES!!!!!!!!!!
    The other day I was out with a bro, shredding up some xxx-treme am stuff and he ran over a huge dog turd. I watched as a piece flung up and stuck to his fork crown, and another chunk of turd flung up onto his hand. He stopped and was like ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DOG $HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I was like dewd, calm down.......reached into my pack and pulled out a warm can of dew, cracked it open, took an all mountain sized swig and poured the rest on his hand to wash off the turd. He looked up and smiled and said "thanx bro" and I said" no prob brethren, just dewing my duty to wash off the dew dew with some dew". Then we both laughed, cracked a fresh dew, pounded it down and headed back to town.
    All in a days work.
    Dew the dew before the dew dew does you.
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    Hehehe.
    So just for a recap here, I think we should make a list of all the things Dew is good for.

    So far I got:
    Cleaning DooDoo
    Pounding xxx-treme style
    Putting in your inner tubes
    Making Slime
    Smashing on your head
    Putting in yer Camelback
    Kicking Solo's a$$
    Dirt body boarding
    Taking showers/baths
    Cleaning/Lubing chains
    Marinating a T-Bone Steak
    Making a Dew and Vodka
    Dewing It
    Rubbing on Hemmoroids
    Being XXXtreme


    Whats missing from the list?
    Look, whatever happens, don't fight the mountain.

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    It is good for pretty much everything but drinking

    I host an anual Chick Dew Wresting event in my backyard
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    That would be Uber XXXtreme!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    Hehehe.
    So just for a recap here, I think we should make a list of all the things Dew is good for.

    So far I got:
    Cleaning DooDoo
    Pounding xxx-treme style
    Putting in your inner tubes
    Making Slime
    Smashing on your head
    Putting in yer Camelback
    Kicking Solo's a$$
    Dirt body boarding
    Taking showers/baths
    Cleaning/Lubing chains
    Marinating a T-Bone Steak
    Making a Dew and Vodka
    Dewing It
    Rubbing on Hemmoroids
    Being XXXtreme


    Whats missing from the list?
    If you let some of the water evaporate, the syrup makes awesome fork oil.




    Don't even mention stiction!

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    On a scale of 1-10, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme, this post is at least a 9.8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby12many
    On a scale of 1-10, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme, this post is at least a 9.8

    Thats even more XXXtreme than doing a snatch and grab from the local Taco Bell on a fountain drink Box of Pure, Uncut Dew Syrup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    If you let some of the water evaporate, the syrup makes awesome fork oil.




    Don't even mention stiction!

    Dewd, thats gotta go onto the list too. Up at the top none the least.
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    I just mixed the Dew with some Crown, pounded it and my helmet exploded!!!!!!! Now I have to do some extreme cleaning

    Good news is I am now bombed

    Feeling WAY too All-Mountain for it to be 10:30pm, Crown and Dew anyone?

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    RAD!!!!!! Dew and Crown. We'll have to add that 1 to the list too. Who needs helmets anyways....LOL j/k
    And cleaning? Well, you'll have to wait for the little lady to get home, or better yet, just use some concentrated DEW!

    Pass me a C&D!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Just added some Copenhagen to the mix, 11:41pm and going down fast, need some straight Dew to fire back up!

    All Mountain Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I can't wait for Mountain Dew MAX!.. if Pepsi Max is so extreme! Just imagine how amazingly all mountain we'll all be after slamming a few Dew Maxes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoSoSwiM
    I can't wait for Mountain Dew MAX!.. if Pepsi Max is so extreme! Just imagine how amazingly all mountain we'll all be after slamming a few Dew Maxes!

    I heard that the DEA may classify it as a controlled substance. People weren't just riding ALL mountain, they were riding 150% mountain. I heard the EPA was involved too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I heard that the DEA may classify it as a controlled substance. People weren't just riding ALL mountain, they were riding 150% mountain. I heard the EPA was involved too.
    I don't want to have to go through my doctor just to get my daily Dew ration. Can't we contact our Dew lobbyists in Washington, or they all off riding 150% mountain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyechka
    I don't want to have to go through my doctor just to get my daily Dew ration. Can't we contact our Dew lobbyists in Washington, or they all off riding 150% mountain?

    Don't you read the news? Our Dew-Friendly senators and lobbyists were locked up. Apparently the amount of air time they were logging is some sort of felony in certain states.

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    That is 150% XXXtreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I want my MAX and I want it NOW!!!!! Dewds..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    Don't you read the news? Our Dew-Friendly senators and lobbyists were locked up. Apparently the amount of air time they were logging is some sort of felony in certain states.
    Dewd, it was the AM Gestapo.
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    I surf the trail by standing on the seat and handlebar Pee-Wee Herman style. That's two extreme sports melded together! Also, I use Dew to clean my contact lenses. The citric acid works awesome and won't harm your eyes. You should try it.
    Your momma's so nasty, she keeps ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh.

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    This post is simply genius and amazing. I love it!

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    OK, I found something that may rival the super XXX_treme old standby, Mt. Dew.
    It's called Fast Twitch RTD, made by Cyto Sport. It has 200mg of caffiene per serving, and comes in a super plush Purple Grape flavor......tastes like Grape Otter Pops.....but it is SO Sweet, I mix 1 part Twitch with 3 parts water and it is still hella sweet.

    I mean, with a name like Fast Twitch, how in the world could you go wrong.......= )
    Hurry up and get a case asap, because I'm sure the DEA will crack down on this one fast........for real.
    For a great pick me up, mix 1 part Twitch with 1 part Dew.....dewd.
    Add a few shots of your favorite fuel and you are good to go.

    http://www.mysupplementstore.com/fat...hannelid=FROOG

    Available in powder form so you can snort it.....LOL

    http://www.vitacost.com/CytoSport-Fa...ngredientFacts
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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    I use Dew in my inner tubes. It doesn't stop a flat, but when you do get one it sprays everywhere. xxx-treme
    that reminds me of when i got these slime tubes and i ran over some glass went to the gas station to filler er up n it sprayed green slime alover

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    Time to get this post back to the top:

    I'm so AM I watch Seasons in my living room sitting on my bike with a dew in 1 hand and a remote in the other!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkirby258

    I'm so AM I watch Seasons in my living room sitting on my bike with a dew in 1 hand and a remote in the other!

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    I am so AM that I dumped 10 tons of dirt in my living room so I could practice riding at home. Used Dew to pack it down. It's like a 4 foot to flat off the big screen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by savagemann
    I am so AM that I dumped 10 tons of dirt in my living room so I could practice riding at home. Used Dew to pack it down. It's like a 4 foot to flat off the big screen.
    DANG! 10 tons for a 4 foot launch!!!!!!! Dew packs dirt a little better then I thought. Time to call and get some of that for my trail

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    I am so All Mountain, I did this in the front driveway... XD


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    Mr. T says he's jumped the A-Team van higher than that, and you should step up your game AND find some real mountains foo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    Mr. T says he's jumped the A-Team van higher than that, and you should step up your game AND find some real mountains foo.
    Like this? XD


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    Mr.T, Face, Hannibal and that other guy have logged significant amount of airtime in the van, but Chuck Norris in Delta Force has got em all beat.

    Chuck is SO xxx-treme he drinks whisky and pee's out dew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpercussive
    Like this? XD


    Chuck said he used to hit drops larger than that on his Big Wheel when he was a toddler.

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    Chuck Norris hucks everything Bender cant... XD

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    I've been putting off reading this thread because by the time I found it It was too long and I didn't have the time to read it.

    "Well" Today that all changed...
    I was going through the fridge and what did I find???
    A 32 oz DEW...I didn't care who it belonged to. The attraction was too strong!!!!
    I popped it open,Slammed it down and immediately ran to my desk and opened up this thread...I finished reading it in under a minute. I didn't even sit down because sitting is not Xtreme enough...

    Now I'm really glad I did!!!!! Thanks Jim and thanks DEW!!!!

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    I once saw Chuck nail the Jah Drop on a 20" BMX. That was his warmup. I would post videos, but Bender is a friend of mine and I don't want to make him feel bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim311
    I once saw Chuck nail the Jah Drop on a 20" BMX. That was his warmup. I would post videos, but Bender is a friend of mine and I don't want to make him feel bad.
    ROFL

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    NASA started what will soon be known as the "Chuck Program".

    They are working on a bike for Mr. Norris that will not burn up upon "re-entry".

    When Chuck was asked about this super secret program by a local news reporter his reply was.........

    Well. no reply was reported because he kicked his a$$ into orbit and the reporter hasn't re-entered yet.

    At least that is what the AM Gestapo reported.
    Look, whatever happens, don't fight the mountain.

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    My favourite one...

    They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper... but it wouldnt take **** from nobody!!! XD

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    I'm so AM I'm almost DH.
    ~ it's all good ~

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    I'm so AM I use Dew in my gas tank. It gives me 30 hp more than premium and is way cheaper. Thanks Dew for getting me to the trailhead faster than ever!

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    Lets see if we can't revive this thread

    Give me the pads! CLEAR!!!!






    And by the way, Chuck norris decided we would sell his semen to make some extra side money. We now refer to it as Mountain Dew

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    JEEEZ. at first i thought the title was ultra ghey....but reading the thread, it's pretty damn funny.....guess that makes me ghey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud'n'sweat
    I've been so all mountain lately that when I go to the fridge to grab a Dew, they are all hiding behind my roomies wussy Pepsi's in fear.
    ROFL. WTF is this thread about anyway. It made me "LOL". Sorry about all the abreviations today. I substituted mtn dew with coffee. Yuck.

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    This is really AM... well maybe not... But it should be!!!! XD

    NSFW
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=LecuaakMNbk

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackagness
    I'm so AM I took a tape back to BlockBuster yesterday, and I DIDDEN"T REWIND!
    I'm so AM, I took a DVD back to Blockbuster, and didn't rewind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TLL
    I'm so AM, I took a DVD back to Blockbuster, and didn't rewind.
    LOL!!!!!!!

    I am so AM that I once did a 6 foot to flat off of Chuck Norris.
    Look, whatever happens, don't fight the mountain.

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